I wasn't finished decorating.

"Have you seen the unicorn sitting in the kitchen!?"

the dog is thinking, "Thug Life!"

Peek -A-Boo.

Don't shoot me sir!

this day must be the best day of these cats life

Is it made of cardboard? jesus christ i'm pretty sure thats a door so how in the world is this possible?

Have "fun" cleaning up...

Should have bought Charmin! Use less :D

"Look! I made this for you! Call me good girl!!"

Oh S**t !

Who? Where's the cat?

Just...move out.

"What"?

You didn't tell me we had STEAKS!

I bet if the kifs said that you wouldnt believe them

that went well..............

Fortunately, that one is an easy fix. It could have been printer ink all over the place, lol.

Whoa dude what a party.

oh, poor thing. She had to go potty, no matter how muddy it was out there... been there.

He didn't approve of your wallpaper.

Goldfish and beer! Works for me.

The hell was that door made of, paper?

Awww ♡♡♡

Having cats will quickly teach you to never fully close the blinds and never fill the windowsills to the brink

I think she was scared as hell

Who has a bowl of glitter just casually standing around in their home? :D

What mess, I'm to cute to do anything to get dirty.

I'd be mad too if I was imprisoned

The one laughing of course.

the smile is priceless

"Thanks for the entertainment while you were gone".

"It have no idea what your talking about ....."

I'm telling you "I don't know" was here, you never believe me.

I wouldn't want to mess with him

"Now you won't be as bored as I am".

You brought this on yourself human

Had him for 3 months now and he's never "killed" anything again. He's a rescue from Croatia. He was dumped in a forrest together with his 3 siblings when he was not even a month old and then came into the shelter, which accommodates 400 dogs with 5 workers. So he didn't know ANYTHING other than his kennel when i got him (he is now 12 months old). But he's not scared of anything just sooooo curious and happy about every person he can greet when we're on walks. He's the best decision I've ever made :)

What even is that?

Cats defy physics on a daily basis. Trust me: my family has four of them.

Oh how sweet, the kitty dabbed up it's own wee wee.

I know I shouldn't have, but the Devil made me do it anyway.

I'd say he looks proud

This is art.

"Oh yeah, you might wanna reupholster your couch. Just sayin'."

Ying and Yang! They look equally guilty.

...Huh, so that's what a body sponge looks like unraveled... I always wondered...

I think I got the spider.., did I?

They made their bed of paper clouds and slept on the wings of Angels.

This is my dog.. he clearly gave 0 f☆☆ks. Hes still an a*s a year later...

I thought I'd get a head start on the laundry for you!!!

You were gone for weeks. What was I supposed to do without you?!

Now that is what politicians call the "Plausible Deniability" look.

At the crime scene. But no feathers on alleged perpetrator. Innocent until proven guilty.

There you are my sweet treats....I love you so much.

Well see, what happened was...

Are you proud of me????

But Shepherds are the best. I miss mine. :(