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Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It
Everyone has an embarrassing story happen to them every once in a while, but this mom… Her moment was so embarrassing it’ll make you cry with laughter!
This working mom blogger named Laura Mazza has muscle separation and is trying to get in shape, so her doctor recommended trying yoga to better her muscle tone. Unfortunately, when Mazza came to her first class, it was a complete disaster. Despite the fact the everyone in her class had nice tight yoga pants and perfect pedicures while Mazza was showing off her “froddo feet” and hairy toes, she had a cringeworthy incident… “Somewhere between the dolphin and the three-legged dog yoga positions, two of those burning garbage eggs slip out, and I let out a stinky fart,” Mazza shares. “I farted. I farted doing yoga poses. I’m a walking cliche. My pelvic floor has failed me.” Fortunately, it was quiet, and just maybe nobody noticed my farting in public. But what happened next… It’s so mortifying it will make you cry with laughter! Keep on scrolling to find out!
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Lois McWherter 8 years ago
This is the best laugh I've had in a long time. It's all the more poignant for me because I went to yoga today for the first time in quite a while. I'm so glad I procrastinated afterward instead of going to the library because I am howling with laughter. This is absolutely hilarious.
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Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Thank you thank you! I love people who are willing to share their most embarrassing moments. I know then, that I am not alone!
Merty Robinson 8 years ago
I once got asked to leave a yoga class because I couldn't stop laughing after this guy farted squeakily. The harder I tried to be grown up about it the worse I laughed. I guess I'm just not the yoga type either.
Jane Bassett 8 years ago
Hahaha! Too funny! It's so funny what turns us into 13 year olds again. I would be the same!! 😂😂😂
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LizzyM 8 years ago
Honey, EVERYONE farted during yoga at one point or another (some are just *cough* very *cough*cough* skilled at trying to *cough* hide it *cough*). That's just what those positions do to your gut💨 Will all the people who NEVER farted during yoga please raise their hand in the comments below? 👇🏼
Juana 8 years ago
Exactly! In Bikram there's a position called Wind-Removing Pose. Guess what the purpose of it is!
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Lisa Atchley 8 years ago
5th grade gym. It was raining so we were doing tumbles on the mats in the cafeteria. It was my turn...the place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop...I bend down to show off my tumbling skills as I had been practising at home for weeks. A rip so loud, I swear it echoed off the brick walls of the cavernous lunch room. I died a little that day. I'm 50 now and I still stop dead in my tracks and cringe every time I think about it.
Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
As someone who has done this during a showing of Hamilton when it was completely quiet, I know how you feel.
Enomfon Asuquo 8 years ago
Wait, you watched HALMITON i don't know whether to be angry or happy
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Marsha Thomsen 8 years ago
I met my new mother-in-law for the first time on a trip to Kansas. She dropped her napkin on the floor and trying to impress her, I jumped up and bent over to pick it up. As I did this, I farted, in her face. She said out loud, in front of my new extended family, "Did you just fart in my face?" I replied, " Yes, mam, I did," then added, " I am so sorry." She laughed, and said, "Well welcome to the family, here even the dog farts." What a gracious lady. The whole table broke up in laughter.
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
She probably loved your honesty and knew right then that you were a good fit.
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Michael Ralph 8 years ago
My wife was at Walmart looking at the makeup and she was sitting on the floor while she looked at the bottom shelf. I was standing at the end of the isle while she looked. All the sudden, she let slip the loudest fart ever! She was flat on the floor so it sounded like a trumpet symphony! Just as it slipped out, another lady was pushing her cart around the corner. As she came around the corner, she hear the whole thing. Her eyes were in shock. She just glanced at me and slowly turned her basket away from our isle. My wife was laughing her a*s off. We couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if it was the fart or the shocked looked on the ladies face that got me the most. To this day, we still laugh and joke about that moment.
Cherie 8 years ago
Lol the wort part about laughing afterwards is you might fart again. Talking from experience here! XD
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Lois McWherter 8 years ago
This is the best laugh I've had in a long time. It's all the more poignant for me because I went to yoga today for the first time in quite a while. I'm so glad I procrastinated afterward instead of going to the library because I am howling with laughter. This is absolutely hilarious.
Load More Replies... Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Thank you thank you! I love people who are willing to share their most embarrassing moments. I know then, that I am not alone!
Merty Robinson 8 years ago
I once got asked to leave a yoga class because I couldn't stop laughing after this guy farted squeakily. The harder I tried to be grown up about it the worse I laughed. I guess I'm just not the yoga type either.
Jane Bassett 8 years ago
Hahaha! Too funny! It's so funny what turns us into 13 year olds again. I would be the same!! 😂😂😂
Load More Replies... LizzyM 8 years ago
Honey, EVERYONE farted during yoga at one point or another (some are just *cough* very *cough*cough* skilled at trying to *cough* hide it *cough*). That's just what those positions do to your gut💨 Will all the people who NEVER farted during yoga please raise their hand in the comments below? 👇🏼
Juana 8 years ago
Exactly! In Bikram there's a position called Wind-Removing Pose. Guess what the purpose of it is!
Load More Replies... Lisa Atchley 8 years ago
5th grade gym. It was raining so we were doing tumbles on the mats in the cafeteria. It was my turn...the place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop...I bend down to show off my tumbling skills as I had been practising at home for weeks. A rip so loud, I swear it echoed off the brick walls of the cavernous lunch room. I died a little that day. I'm 50 now and I still stop dead in my tracks and cringe every time I think about it.
Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
As someone who has done this during a showing of Hamilton when it was completely quiet, I know how you feel.
Enomfon Asuquo 8 years ago
Wait, you watched HALMITON i don't know whether to be angry or happy
Load More Replies... Marsha Thomsen 8 years ago
I met my new mother-in-law for the first time on a trip to Kansas. She dropped her napkin on the floor and trying to impress her, I jumped up and bent over to pick it up. As I did this, I farted, in her face. She said out loud, in front of my new extended family, "Did you just fart in my face?" I replied, " Yes, mam, I did," then added, " I am so sorry." She laughed, and said, "Well welcome to the family, here even the dog farts." What a gracious lady. The whole table broke up in laughter.
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
She probably loved your honesty and knew right then that you were a good fit.
Load More Replies... Michael Ralph 8 years ago
My wife was at Walmart looking at the makeup and she was sitting on the floor while she looked at the bottom shelf. I was standing at the end of the isle while she looked. All the sudden, she let slip the loudest fart ever! She was flat on the floor so it sounded like a trumpet symphony! Just as it slipped out, another lady was pushing her cart around the corner. As she came around the corner, she hear the whole thing. Her eyes were in shock. She just glanced at me and slowly turned her basket away from our isle. My wife was laughing her a*s off. We couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if it was the fart or the shocked looked on the ladies face that got me the most. To this day, we still laugh and joke about that moment.
Cherie 8 years ago
Lol the wort part about laughing afterwards is you might fart again. Talking from experience here! XD
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