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If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.

From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!

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    This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

    This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

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    #5

    Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

    Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

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    #8

    I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

    I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimini Cooper parked a Mini Cooper in XD That said, I'd have loved to have a Minimini Cooper like this as a kid

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    #10

    My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

    My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

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    #11

    Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

    Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

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    #14

    My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

    My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

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    #15

    The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

    The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

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    rai mei
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby: this is what ya get for taking a picture while I'm in my meal time

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    #16

    Relaxing Like A Boss

    Relaxing Like A Boss

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    #17

    Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

    Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

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    #18

    Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

    Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

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    #20

    Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

    Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

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    #21

    Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

    Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

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    #25

    Bring Me The Ladies

    Bring Me The Ladies

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    #26

    Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

    Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

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    #27

    Sup

    Sup

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    #29

    My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

    My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

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    #30

    My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

    My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

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    #33

    I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

    I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

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    #34

    This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

    This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

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    #36

    My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

    My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

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    #37

    Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

    Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

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    Aline Malta
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!

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    #38

    What Are You Staring At?

    What Are You Staring At?

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    #39

    Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

    Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

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    #40

    Yeah, Crawl In There

    Yeah, Crawl In There

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    #43

    This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

    This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

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    #49

    Road Rage

    Road Rage

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    Carrie Shaw
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!

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    #50

    I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

    I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

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    #51

    Gangsta Baby

    Gangsta Baby

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    #52

    This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

    This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

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    #53

    Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

    Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

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    #54

    Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

    Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

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    #55

    Just Chillin

    Just Chillin

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    #56

    My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

    My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

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    #58

    My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

    My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

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    #59

    Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

    Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

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    #61

    Best Birth Announcement Ever!

    Best Birth Announcement Ever!

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    #62

    I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

    I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

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    #63

    Jax Was A Badass Newborn

    Jax Was A Badass Newborn

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    #65

    Sup Yo

    Sup Yo

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    #66

    Can't Mess With Her

    Can't Mess With Her

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    #68

    Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

    Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

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    #69

    My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

    My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

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    #70

    Can't Even Deal With Life!!

    Can't Even Deal With Life!!

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    #71

    Born The Day Trump Was Elected

    Born The Day Trump Was Elected

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    #72

    My Daughter Points With A Gun

    My Daughter Points With A Gun

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    #75

    Ridin' Like A Chola

    Ridin' Like A Chola

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    #76

    So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

    So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

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    #77

    Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

    Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

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    #79

    Lil Gangsta Baby

    Lil Gangsta Baby

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    #80

    Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

    Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

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    #81

    Daddy's Girl

    Daddy's Girl

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    #82

    B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

    B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

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    #83

    Baby Leonardo

    Baby Leonardo

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    #84

    Ladies Man...

    Ladies Man...

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    #85

    Living In The Gangsta's Paradise

    Living In The Gangsta's Paradise

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    #86

    Thug Nephew

    Thug Nephew

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    #88

    Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.

    Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.

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    #89

    Just Give Me The Booby And Nobody Will Get Hurt...

    Just Give Me The Booby And Nobody Will Get Hurt...

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    #90

    This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎

    This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎

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    Uni N
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got here and u shoving me ur camera man chill we have whole life

    #91

    I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...

    I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...

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    #92

    Excuse Me? Why Are You Talking To Me?

    Excuse Me? Why Are You Talking To Me?

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    #93

    Don't Worry, I Can Find The Snacks Myself.

    Don't Worry, I Can Find The Snacks Myself.

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    #94

    One Little Badass In A Public Transport

    One Little Badass In A Public Transport

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    #95

    He Likes His Personal Space...

    He Likes His Personal Space...

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    Jespren Ray
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these, all day he's do e then at night he is like 'stop touching me Mom, personal space!'

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    #96

    Wadaaap My Gangsta baby

    Wadaaap My Gangsta baby

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    #97

    I Learned How To Suck My Thumb Mother-Effer

    I Learned How To Suck My Thumb Mother-Effer

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    #98

    Baby's Flipping The Bird

    Baby's Flipping The Bird

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    #99

    Like A Boss

    Like A Boss

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    #100

    Can't Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.

    Can't Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.

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    #101

    It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.

    It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.

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    #103

    F You! This Is My Mom!

    F You! This Is My Mom!

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    #104

    My Son At 8 Months Old: "i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!"

    My Son At 8 Months Old: "i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!"

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    #105

    My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.

    My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.

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    #106

    Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)

    Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)

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    #107

    You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!

    You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!

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    #108

    I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

    I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

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    #109

    Hello

    Hello

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    #110

    Haymaker

    Haymaker

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    #111

    When I Wanna Have A Piece Of Cake And Mom Won't Let Me

    When I Wanna Have A Piece Of Cake And Mom Won't Let Me

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    #113

    My Son Is Even Happy When Woken Up.

    My Son Is Even Happy When Woken Up.

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    #114

    Baby Monster With The High Heals And Nerfgun

    Baby Monster With The High Heals And Nerfgun

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    #115

    Mmmmmhmmmmm

    Mmmmmhmmmmm

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    #116

    My Preemie Baby Says F#@% To The World

    My Preemie Baby Says F#@% To The World

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    #117

    Our Daughter Training Her Moves Haha

    Our Daughter Training Her Moves Haha

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    #118

    This Is What He Thinks Of Grocery Shopping

    This Is What He Thinks Of Grocery Shopping

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    #119

    She Decides It On Her Own...

    She Decides It On Her Own...

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    #120

    When Your Daughter Starts Throwing Up Gangs Signs At You

    When Your Daughter Starts Throwing Up Gangs Signs At You

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    #121

    I Don't Have Time For Your Sh*t

    I Don't Have Time For Your Sh*t

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    #122

    Hello Ladies! I'll Take That Boobie, Shaken Not Stirred

    Hello Ladies! I'll Take That Boobie, Shaken Not Stirred

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    #123

    Driving Under The Influence And Not Giving A Sh*t.. That Milk Got Him So Wasted Though!

    Driving Under The Influence And Not Giving A Sh*t.. That Milk Got Him So Wasted Though!

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    #124

    I Ain't Your Valentine

    I Ain't Your Valentine

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    #125

    Why Am I Here Not In The Sea?

    Why Am I Here Not In The Sea?

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    #127

    София. 1.5 года.

    София. 1.5 года.

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    #128

    My Badass Baby.

    My Badass Baby.

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    #129

    What The F*** Did I Just Eat?!

    What The F*** Did I Just Eat?!

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    #130

    Favorite Morning Picture Ever

    Favorite Morning Picture Ever

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    #131

    Shut Up. I'm On The Phone

    Shut Up. I'm On The Phone

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    #132

    Don't Mess With Her

    Don't Mess With Her

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    #133

    Where's My Order? I Want To Eat!

    Where's My Order? I Want To Eat!

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    #134

    Snow.........

    Snow.........

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    #135

    ❤❤

    ❤❤

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    #136

    Wow...what's In This Thing??? Her First Pineapple Lol

    Wow...what's In This Thing??? Her First Pineapple Lol

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    #137

    The Badass Sisters :)

    The Badass Sisters :)

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    #138

    All Attitude And Swag.

    All Attitude And Swag.

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    #139

    Yall Need Jesus

    Yall Need Jesus

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    #140

    My Little Mam Chilling While Watching Finding Nemo

    My Little Mam Chilling While Watching Finding Nemo

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    #141

    Mean Muggin

    Mean Muggin

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    #142

    I Get Mad And Throw My Cup

    I Get Mad And Throw My Cup

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    #143

    My Son Throwing The Piece Sign Lol

    My Son Throwing The Piece Sign Lol

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    #144

    Bad Ass From The Start

    Bad Ass From The Start

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    #145

    Hey Ladies.. Wanna Watch Paw Patrol And Nap?

    Hey Ladies.. Wanna Watch Paw Patrol And Nap?

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    #146

    Really, Bitch?

    Really, Bitch?

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    #147

    When All Else Fails.

    When All Else Fails.

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    #148

    Yeahh Well...

    Yeahh Well...

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    #149

    Food Coma Baby

    Food Coma Baby

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    #151

    You Talkin To Me?!

    You Talkin To Me?!

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    #152

    And You Thought I Couldn't Tell You How I Really Felt "you Can't Handle The Truth"!!!

    And You Thought I Couldn't Tell You How I Really Felt "you Can't Handle The Truth"!!!

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    #153

    Because Relaxing In A Sofa Was Too Mainstream!

    Because Relaxing In A Sofa Was Too Mainstream!

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    #155

    How You Doin'?

    How You Doin'?

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    #156

    She'd Had A Few Too Many Bottles That Day...

    She'd Had A Few Too Many Bottles That Day...

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