...Bwahahaha!

Ok. Full size snickers from now on.

what the duck :D

Sooo true :3

Deep....

Clever & resourceful doctor. We need more of those.

No, he didn't.

Thank God you're here to explain it! :)

Hahaha

the sad truth of today's generation

Well, after multiple visits to mordern art museums, this actually makes sense. :P

This thing drove my cat crazy! For real, I decided to stop and it took him a month to stop meowing at the seiling for naught!

Noooo. Not Papa Smurf! Lol!

the real meanings of words :))) I so love them!

I feel like there is supposed to be a reference here.........

XD.....cats can be such devious little devils...hahahahaha

Oopsie!

*O* OH, NO~ Ah it's funny but it's really nooot! ah ha ha...

The reverse is sometimes true too...

Mmmm..... That's me.........

How True.

Bro... Deep (and yet so simple)

I'm sorry toilet paper....there is no going back....there is no hope for you....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Venom...............

So...very....true....

yep, that's the right thing to do...

This is exactly my life from my wife's angle.

very clever...lol

My childhood in general.

Life is like that. You show the young ones what to do and in no time they are better than you.

No words :-(

Ohhhhh funny this is....XD

As the father of 3 little demons, I can tell that this is true....

ouch

This is my son...

*facepalm*

thats so me

YEP

gnarl

Awwww

And still love you.

I have this problem at the moment. My wardrobe is full of pants but only two fit. I'm 66 and changing.

Where is super nanny when I need her?!?!

my 2 grade play be like

*Boston auctioneer accent* ONE STEAMING HOT PILE S**T FOR SALE!! COME NOW OR YOU'LL BE MISSING OUT!!! ONLY ONE DOLLA ONEDOLLAONEDOLLA CMON WE HAVE TO HAVE A TAKER SOMEWHERE FOLKS!!! YOU WITH THE RED SHIRT!! YES YOU....YOU NEED SOME MORE S**T IN YOUR LIFE....HERE!!! *Throws steaming hot pile of s**t at guy in a red shirt....grabs a dollar from his pocket* PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YA!!

Doh.

When she says that in English.....

facepalm

they disguise to escape :D

Nadine?

Gross

Every....damned.....time....

My Grand Daughter just found out what they are. SOOO hilarious.

Boy 1: "Whatcha doin'?" Boy 2: "Eatin' chocolate." Boy 1: "Where'd you get it?" Boy 2: "A doggy dropped it."

This is so sad :(

XD

Wrong one giving the hugs OR holding the sign.

Cannibalizm