I can't hear you, Helen. Just clean me up already

Maaaoowwwwwwwww

The breath on the pane makes it.

Cat: "There was a bug...it's gone now. But it uhhh over powered me, yeah it over powered me."

Errr.. Don't just stand there, help me out!

I don't think he regrets that ...

This cat's eyes look like they're all derp....it has a derp face XD

Cat: "Help! I'm drownin-OoOoOoOo quarter!"

"Throw it. I'm open!'....... "F%#@*"

You take my tail, I take your nose!

Yep... totally going to happen to my cats some day!

I've come as Napoleon...

Didn't know Spiderman has a cat!

"Don't just stand their staring, HELP ME!!"

It looks like someone put him up there

This one's not funny. Not enough people know that cats can die or permanently harm themselves when trying to get through half-opened windows

embrace the rainbow

does hoomin help? noooooooooooo.....hoomin runs and gets the camera

Python hose.

And all I wanted to do was the dust the tree...tsk tsk...

Oh, hey... You're home early.

Thinks he's so clever... until he gets clocked with an eight ball...

oh good the fur container is full!

I fitz I sitz

"hehe...just..uh-um..doing some pull-ups NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

Not proud to say my cat has done this before...

Fashionista cat!

...and I thought my cat was the only one.

"Why does hooman not let me out, but rather use me as food?"

"The floor is pretty! <3"

Cat's way to find the most complicated solution.

Find a cat

the eyes!!!!!!!

"Why do kids have to chalk my sunbathing spot..."

This is actually really dangerous...

"Hang in there" poster meme is a gift that keeps on giving in this Social Media Age.

Hoomin - I saved u a seat!!

"Why the f... are you taking pictures?? Help me!!"

I told you the shoe would fit! Now where is this prince?

It's Ectoplasm!!!!

"Move along, nothing to see here"

It's a puss in a boot

I think I can reach it.

Ahhh no! the devil is a liar GET IT OFF

Schrödinger? Who?

"Help..."

These aren't the cookies I ordered??

how rude XD

Why did you just sit on me hoomin??!

You thought you could hang my plant where I couldn't get it moahahahs

"Please don't sit, please don't sit"

"Do you mind? I'm working back here!"

"Ack"

Portuguese cat's like sparkling water ;)

not cool man

"Does this rail make my hips look big?"

"How's this for a Halloween Pose?"

I think he regrets nothing.

Steady! Don't touch that k**b! I got it!