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#2

So A Friend Of My Girlfriend Made A Cake For Her Daughters Birthday Party. One Of The Kids Started Crying Because It Was So Ugly

Final score:

525points

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Rin Rin 7 years ago

I kinda like that horror writing on the side of the cake that looks like someone was murdered and tried to write last words with own blood.

181points

#3

Pressure Cooker Nightmare

Final score:

471points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

If I had ever wanted a pressure cooker, I no longer want one.

248points

What Are the Common Mistakes to Avoid in the Kitchen?

While we all agree that these cooking fails in our article are beyond hilarious, sometimes (well, most of the time), we’d wish to avoid them when preparing a nice dinner for ourselves. Surely, these funny cooking fails are also partly magic and are not influenced by any reasonable actions, but we found some tips on how to avoid the common mistakes in the kitchen that might be useful to you:

Read the recipe thoroughly. This might sound like something Captain Obvious would advise, but admit it: There probably have been instances when you neglected to read the full instructions and ended up with a bona fide cooking fails.

Don’t overcrowd the pan. Striving to cook everything all at once might seem like a stellar idea, but overcrowding might lead to some pieces burning and others staying pretty much raw.

Try to find the balance in seasonings. Underseasoning might be the lesser evil here since you can season a bit more once you’re done, but overseasoning might ruin the beautiful taste you were hoping for. Again, reading the recipe might help here!

Avoid opening the oven door too often. We get it—it’s beautiful to watch a cake bake or the cheese on the pizza melt and bubble. However, opening the oven door too often might cause the temperature inside to fluctuate, which might affect the cooking process. This, in turn, might be responsible for some pretty hilarious cooking fails.

Of course, there are plenty more useful things to know before you start cooking your delectable meal, but these are a good starting point. For now, though, let’s go back to our selection of cooking fails and memes to satiate our need for laughter!

#4

Oh God, Please Kill Me

Final score:

470points

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Anna Brandigi 7 years ago

It looks like the recipe called for the souls of the damned

204points

#5

My Eggs With Rice This Morning

Final score:

464points

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Anna Brandigi 7 years ago

When you turn on your phone at night

151points

#6

I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked

Final score:

447points

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Anna Brandigi 7 years ago

I love how you aren't even concerned about the fact that you HARNESSED THE F*CKING SUN

504points

#7

Baker Lost Something. Wonder If He Noticed Or Not

Final score:

444points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

Evidently, not a wizard at baking, Harry

131points

#8

Monkey Business

Final score:

403points

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Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago

They're only one.... they'll never notice. Next year we try making cookies instead

109points

#9

Wife Came Home To This

Final score:

341points

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Vanessa 7 years ago

it's like a piece of art... I love it!

83points

#10

Pizza Fail

Final score:

332points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

Quickest way to burn 2,000 calories

322points

#11

Tried To Make Chocolate-covered Bananas

Final score:

316points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

I'm absolutely sure these would be a hit at a hen's party

118points

#12

This Is What Defeat Looks Like

Final score:

273points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

This is what Success looks like ... for the cat

168points

#13

Meatloaf Baby From Your Nightmares

Final score:

269points

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Omg! My Thid! 7 years ago

What the what the?

126points

#14

Brownie Out Of A Cup - Level: Hiroshima

Final score:

258points

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Richard Prentice 7 years ago

Love the little sploop in front.

65points

#15

Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep

Final score:

255points

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Anna Brandigi 7 years ago

Happy meal for emos

188points

#16

We Ran Out Of Cooking Chocolate For The Cake For Mother's Day, We Improvised, I Felt Like A Monster

Final score:

255points

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Lu Karina 7 years ago

The bunny is enjoying the hot bath!

76points

#17

The Snowman Came Out A Little Differently Then Expected

Final score:

238points

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Hans 7 years ago

From snowman to Jabba the Hut

200points

#18

Slight Kitchen Mishap

Final score:

234points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

I am... I mean, HOW?! The lid doesn't even look like one from a pressure cooker

105points

#19

Nuclear Lunch Detected

Final score:

227points

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Lucia Lintnerová 7 years ago

lol heard the star craft voice

59points

#20

A Friend Of Mine Made This. The Eyes Slid Mid-Way Through Cooking The Thing

Final score:

225points

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Tanya Bara 7 years ago

I didn't think this one was half bad!

77points

#21

Pancake Goals

Final score:

215points

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Hans 7 years ago

Nailed it

29points

#22

Maybe We Should Buy A Rice Cooker

Final score:

207points

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.gas. 7 years ago

It's a rice-pop!

59points

#23

Sushi Chef Level: Beginner

Final score:

206points

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Tereza Hrbáčová 7 years ago

:D

42points

#24

Cthulhu Pie Crust. Nailed It

Final score:

198points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

in fact... it's more frightening so... good job

105points

#25

This Is Why I Don't Cook

Final score:

195points

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Benny Lava 7 years ago

How on.....???

76points

#26

Happy Birthday

Final score:

195points

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Rin Rin 7 years ago

Spongebob's less famous brother methsponge martin.

226points

#27

My Lasaga

Final score:

164points

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Anna Brandigi 7 years ago

The misspelling only makes it funnier

143points

#28

I Thought It Was Glass

Final score:

163points

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Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago

You shouldn't even be in the kitchen if you can't tell glass from plastic lol

179points

#29

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

Final score:

160points

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Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago

Well at least she didn't burn it.

41points

#30

A Great Way To Start The Day

Final score:

159points

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Hans 7 years ago

Spice up your life!

95points

#31

Cooking Level: Broke But Creative

Final score:

155points

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Flora Polvado 7 years ago

Like it

40points

#32

Cookie Monster Cupcakes Gone Wrong

Final score:

147points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

Looks like the cookie finally fought back! lol

57points

#33

First Time Trying To Fry Buffalo Wings. I Think It Went Pretty Well

Final score:

146points

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Hans 7 years ago

Did they taste?

28points

#34

Cutting Skills

Final score:

145points

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Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago

What was he using - an axe?

121points

#35

It's An Electric Kettle, ELECTRIC

Final score:

144points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

i thought it'd go faster that way

37points

#36

My Wife Steamed Hotdogs

Final score:

141points

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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

Mmmm, offal and chemicals!

50points

#37

Pro Tip: When Cooking, Don't Remove All The Spice Lids At The Same Time

Final score:

139points

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Hans 7 years ago

Pro Tip: when cooking, have a basic idea which herbs looks like which. :P

227points

#38

This Is Fine

Final score:

137points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

How? Serious question here

41points

#39

Gluten Free Skeleton

Final score:

137points

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Hans 7 years ago

Got some meat. :)

58points

#40

Spinach Baby

Final score:

131points

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Megan Spainhour 7 years ago

It kinda looks like a deranged smurf

50points

#41

Melted Minon

Final score:

121points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

Friday night VS Saturday morning be like...

41points

#42

Poor Ariel

Final score:

114points

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Jace 7 years ago

At least the flower has the right number of petals and almost the right color. The rest... seriously, it's not even in the most remotest realms of resemblance.

8points