It’s that time of year again where we make false promises to ourselves that we will make it to the gym more often, give up the booze filled weekends and go for that long awaited promotion.

Why do we bother? Statistics show that over half of us fail in the first 3 months. New Year Resolutions are about as stupid as a sloth pledging to give up sleep or a hippo trying to lose weight.

Discount Supplements, health and fitness experts, have come up with some resolutions for the nations favourite animals (past and present). Feel free to add your own ideas.

More info: discount-supplements.co.uk

The Cod

The Crocodile

The Flamingo

The Goldfish

The Hippo

The Lion

The Llama

The Owl

The Polar Bear

The Rabbit

The Sloth

The Squirrel

The T-Rex

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