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It doesn't really matter whether you believe in God or evolution, or any other kind of theory about life on Earth, it's always interesting to imagine how the conception of animals has happened. If we would think that God created them, how did it all look? He must've had some reference points because conceptualizing millions of different animals is sure hard work.
Let us picture the scenario. You're God creating animals. You've just conceived the world, and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk, and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog (literally a boar with a fence, ever thought about it?). And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus, to add some funny animals in the mix. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.
That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny animal memes compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animal kind. Sorry, Darwin, your animal evolution theory is no good for cute animal memes...
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Jennifer Morrison 8 years ago
Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half
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How Jellyfish Were Created
Tiffany Leathers 8 years ago
God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*
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Lauren Pilkington 8 years ago
Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are
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How Walruses Were Created
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How Hippos Were Created
Liz Miller 8 years ago
In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly
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How Hyenas Were Created
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How Chimpanzees Were Created
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.
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How Chihuahuas Were Created
StrangerOfTheDark 4 years ago
Chihuahuas aren't that bad. It's the Mexican Shorthairs that are the wall-eyed rat
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Joseph Roberts 5 years ago
Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.
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Joseph Roberts 5 years ago
Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.
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lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ 8 years ago
[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..
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PomeranianHugger 8 years ago
[God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!
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How Zebras Were Created
Joseph Roberts 5 years ago
Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much. God: I love you too.
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InnocentLookingMurder 7 years ago
[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow
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Jane Tennant 8 years ago
Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me
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