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Babies are cute, and babies are adorable. But they're also full of pee and poo, and even the cutest babies aren't afraid to make you aware of this fact at the most inopportune times. Getting ready to go out, just put on a new diaper, and got your kid's snowsuit on? Sounds like the perfect time to fill that Pampers! Just got to the studio, with no change of clothes, to take some cute baby pictures? Sounds like the perfect time for some explosive diarrhea to ruin all of your expectations for Pinterest-worthy newborn photos. Just like cats, the little humans know exactly when to ruin that perfect opportunity of taking a picture of a baby.

Bored Panda put together this list of spoiled (or soiled?) newborn photoshoots that reveal the dirty side of parenting. Parents out there, look familiar? Vote on your favorite baby pictures, or if you have any funny baby-shoot fails, post your own pictures below!

#1

Happy Father

Happy Father

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    Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

    Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

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    #6

    Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

    Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

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    #7

    This happened during a shoot this weekend

    This happened during a shoot this weekend

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    #10

    Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

    Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

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    #11

    When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

    When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

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    #12

    My Children's First Christmas Photo

    My Children's First Christmas Photo

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    SassLord
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how that little girl screamed and cried after that? "Mommy get it off!!!"

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    #13

    Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

    Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

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    #14

    I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

    I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

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    #16

    Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

    Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

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    #19

    Soooo, This Happened Today

    Soooo, This Happened Today

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    #21

    Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

    Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

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    TeresaRoste
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha dad's all whoo that's ma boy and mom's all ewww get a towel

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    #24

    Little Squirt

    Little Squirt

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    #26

    And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

    And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

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    Kirsty Roylance
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't the woman who had a pee pee or did you do a lot of photo shoots that day in the same spot 😜😁😂😂

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    #27

    First Baby's Photoshoot

    First Baby's Photoshoot

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    MaryanaSerpinina
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this baby looks very orange, could it be sigh to go to the doctor or I am overreacting?

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    #29

    What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

    What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

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    #31

    The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

    The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

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