ouch... that never occurred to me, but it is so true

Yep, now we just make stupid and talentless people famous, ergo the "Cash me outside how bow dah" idiot.

What about when a young person asks what's that curly thing on the end of a phone?

My mum had me at 27. I can barely look after myself at 28. plz halp

I thought that happened to everyone :(

Loud obnoxious parties are overrated. I prefer good conversation, better food and drinks, and minimum cleanup. Don't find those things at loud obnoxious parties.

You are finally understanding that you are a mere mortal.

If its true that "the older you get, the wiser you become", why not reverse it so as to really enjoy things when you still have your health?

Age 35: Yes, I'll take the blue minivan.

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The goal is to both look and to feel tired!

Hell yeah. I know I'm getting old when I get excited to change dishwasher sponges.

Remember, life is fleeting, so savor every minute as if it is your last.

Good and bad? Try bad and worse. Lol

As a kid, I never thought of such things, or the fact that Kevin had such a large house, looking back, i wonder what his parents did for a living to afford such a big a*s house!

Time flies when your metabolism slows down, for some unknown reason. ;D

I'm in university and I already have a favourite grocery store.

30: Why aren't you married? What's with the cats? Why do you appear so happy single? WHAT IS LIFE!?

Sad but true, however, if you wait until your 40s, a lot of those people end up becoming available after their divorce. Or some 50% anyway.

Works perfectly for me. I'm still alive.

Knowledge and experience does have its plus side.

I get hungover when my husband drinks and I'm just staying up late with him. He's fine, I end up with the headache.

For some reason I felt like I was "stuck" at 27 until I turned 37. Now I'm stuck at 37.

lol I just type mine in because it takes too long to scroll ^.^

I do this every weekend. I am still under 20

Jeff u shouldn't be here..go do your homework.

Then you can leave it to your kids.

hahaha this one made me laugh

I remember falling out of a tree and I was perfectly fine. No broken bones... I was like 9 or 10 at that time lol.

Day??? MONTHS!!! Not gonna waste those 24 exposures!

Frankly, this is sad.

Never a moment too late or too soon

Or you have to take a nap after getting home from work. Naps are heaven

Sometimes it seems that reality is always playing "catch up",.....but it always "catches up".

My friends tease me for going to bed at 8pm, but I also wake up at 4am, when most of them are drooling on their pillows. Adulting sucks sometimes.

solid plan

Worse news is your metabolism has slowed, so that bowl of ice cream is going to cost you.

Don't play that game... all it takes is one person shooting too high and it haunts you for months.

Now that is something to worry about, until you forget about it.

And they weren't so easily offended by everything

My 91 yr old father used a hand saw to trim branches from a tree! He kept himself busy and doesn't need to get back in shape!

Not to worry Ben, odds are you'll understand the pattern when you reach your 40s.

That depends on how well you have treated your body. My best advice..............stay away from Ranger School.

I'm going the opposite way, the older I get the less I want to talk when I could text!

If you think that is a problem Tyler, just wait until you are AGE 46.

Truth.

If you think that's bad Kim, just wait until you reach your 40s, or heaven forbid, your 50s.

I love men boobs.

Just wait till you get rid of all your social media and don't feel bad about it at all.

The bad thing for me at the moment is I don't want to be involved with anybody who has had children. And the older I get, the less likely it is I will find a single man who hasn't had children

What if I haven't? Does that mean I am still young? Sadly, my body doesn't agree with this logic

Wasted advice also. They don't listen anyway, so best to let them learn from their own mistakes.

Truth!

But what if you're going back to take some classes in your late 20s? Then it's all of these at once

We have an 'oldies' station... which plays all the stuff I grew up on. It's so weird to hear my kids now refer to the station as such.

My 91 yr old father was using a handsaw to trim branches off a tree, he doesn't need to work out!

Omg. Oh hells yeah party dog

Speaking of which......