This is a good sign. It warns off people who might want a quick suicide.

No s**t, Sherlock!

sass

what about cat food?

hahahaha!

That's a sign to watch

It's a bonus though

My great- grandmother always said, "you gotta help the idiots."

Secret government laboratory entrance confirmed.

i kind of want to know the story behind this sign

I had that same sticker on my toilet tank because it was funny, not because we actually wanted to dive in.

It's a real problem!

nice one :)

This sign is probably smarter as most signs saying 'Max height: xxx' ....

oddly specific...

Maybe the sign should read, "Please stay away from the balcony when drunk/stoned."

sound advice...

This notice should be placed at a whole lot of places! I see far too many parents forcing their children to do something.

Puma tag

this backstory MUST be told!

In Belgium, the USA "large" actually means "small"...

great! here's the entrance . . . where is the exit?!

Justin Bieber is not welcome in this establishment I assume? :)

you win this round IKEA.....

what were the recent events?

minor details

I'll put this one my sidewalk... Because I can...

Ayyyy! I live near there!

I want to hear the back story! :-)

really sure???

that sounds like a dare to me

Ha, ha, ha, no please try!! :D

Wh-what is that red thing on the bottom? This is where males are supposed to pee, right? I hope, for the sake of someone's health that it's just the toilette design...

Low IQ carp.

That's a one detailed explanation. XD

what?

Really?

But scalding my digits is how I wake up!

I had a woman refuse to buy an organic mattress because I couldn't guarantee that it had *never* been touched by sheets or clothing that were not also organic. Sigh.

Meanwhile in Canada....

What the... That's a freaking Cactuar!! cactuarFou...c5-png.jpg

Looks at it, then realizes it's too late....

But we now sell beer & wine.

Michael was here

This actually a play on Lonesome Dove, and a sign of cleverness, not stupidity

They'll pee anywhere, wont they?

aww! this sign kills all the fun! :-P

oh thank heavens, I've been searching for gluten free wifi!

soooo tampons are ok?

2 molecules per cluster, as a matter of fact.

It's not as fun as it sounds.

It's probably a sign at a hotel in a beach resort where people fish and bring back the fish to clean, fillet, and cook them. They don't want the mess or smell in the room. Not much funny about this one.

Drier burn clothes.... I did it when I was 6

And what is the purpose of this notice informing about itself? Could anybody explain? Because now it looks to me like one of the dumbest things I've EVER seen

*enters*

Coconut trees are actually pretty dangerous. People get killed by them pretty regularly.

Where???

*too