Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

LOL just give him an A for effort, he tried!

Wow ... just .... wow

2nd grade??? Isn't this more of a 3 year old thing?

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

*facepalm*

Seems legit to me

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

Keep it real guys.

Definitely not the outdoor type, eh?

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

Guess he skipped the whole 'humans are mammals' part of 1st grade.

nice, didn't know you martians had access to the internet

Back to elementary school...

oh look. this again

That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...

How now brown cow?

Fine.. I'll ask .. BUT WERE THEY GOOD!?

C**p. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...

the early past didn't even have sound

This will be too hard to swallow.

The avocado is stil usable.

Maybe they'll give him a job at dominos

Admitting is the first step to getting help!

Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!

I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.

Get her a real one! She might have a green thumb!

I have to ask.. what is it?

Maybe she just isn't very trusting.

Stop eating c**p cheese.

But it works, right? :)

It must be smoked salmon.

"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"

perspective ;-)

"Overflow no mo"- grinning Husband

Did you look sexy at least?

Now it is a reusable wipeable pad! Good for him! lol.

This is why weapon laws make sense.

Putting this on top of the washer is very ironic, too.

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

Sounds like a magnificent bastard! Ron-Burgan...31136f.jpg

I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.

And how did she pass the written test?Or is this a question she got wrong,but still answered the others correctly?Things that make u go hmmm

This is the Perfect "Learning Moment". Think positive.

Nailed it.

she's freakishly strong though!

mmmmm..I have my doubts that he doesn't know what a microwave is. Sounds like he doesn't want to be asked to do simple tasks.

may be, cant say.. new bussiness are evolving everyday

Thankfully the bike was still there.

for his defence, nail polish is a makeup ;-)

Hey, at least your beard will stay curled!

Only knows ow to take them off. Smh lol

damn... that's a quick loss!!! you only need 4 to win?

Not that dumb - if you don't drink beer, why would you know about hops? And they look similar.

so put them in the freezer and if you want some, just sit them out on the counter and they will be thawed out in a couple of hrs.

blackberries are better tasting though to me.