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24 Times Ryan Reynold’s Twitter Replies Were Pure Gold

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Anybody who's read Ryan Reynold's tweets about parenting will know why the Deadpool star is one of the funniest men on Twitter. But if you still need proof of this then look no further than his awesome Twitter responses.

Mr. Reynolds is no stranger to attention, and the attention he receives is often...well...a little bit awkward to say the least. "Kick me in the boobs and drag me across the pavement," Tweeted one somewhat overexcited fan. "I want you to rip open my bladder and live in me," wrote another, and one person cut right to the chase by simply writing "fist me." But Reynolds never landed his gig as Deadpool for being shy, and as you can see, the actor always seems to have an (in)appropriate response for the weird and wonderful (and occasionally innocent) tweets he receives.

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Mistrz Varflock 8 years ago

Yes, it is.

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Maisy 8 years ago

OMG! Love this one!

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

Here Ryan, let me give you a hand finding it!

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Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

#grrrrMondays

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Aarin Nichols 8 years ago

omg!!!! this one just made me laugh out loud...as i'm holding my one year old.

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

That is disturbing to say the least.

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

Or have a go at it anyway!

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LeFlyingSaucer 8 years ago

Oh my...

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Amanda H. 8 years ago

Or was it middle school?

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Łukasz Wydra 8 years ago

I don't get it...

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Megan Zayat 8 years ago

who the hell would ask a celebrity if they like a celebrity's haircut? ESPECIALLY talking to a dude like...

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Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

Good answer!

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Georgia Stergiadis 8 years ago

HAHAHAHA!

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Georgia Stergiadis 8 years ago

Ouch

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Wiebke Schneider 8 years ago

haha

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Melissa Boone 8 years ago

It kills me that you ladies( I use that term loosely) think its ok to comment such inappropriate things to a MARRIED MAN! Just because Ms Blake is expecting doesn't mean she can't whoop that a*s!

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Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

I wouldn't even ask my hubby to do that, let a lone a sweet celeb like Ryan!

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Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

"I've got it to give"... LOL hilarious!!

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Ann Ros'a 8 years ago

Are you sure some of these "twits" aren't meant for Daniel Tosh?

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Megan Zayat 8 years ago

it's sad and revolting to see what these ppl ask him. HE'S FREAKING MARRIED. AND HAS KIDS. BLOODY HELL. keep up the good work Ryan

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David Gallagher 8 years ago

Even if he was single, it's still a despicable thing to ask of anyone in a public, non-sexual, online forum. I swear some people can't edit themselves at all. Makes me sad.

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Victor Vakaras 8 years ago

Wouldn't it make more sense to put his responses below the tweets he's responding to?

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Deirdre Clark 8 years ago

It is the way the 'string' works on Twitter. Unfortunately

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Melissa Boone 8 years ago

I think people should have more respect for his wife then to make sexual comments.

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Megan Zayat 8 years ago

it's sad and revolting to see what these ppl ask him. HE'S FREAKING MARRIED. AND HAS KIDS. BLOODY HELL. keep up the good work Ryan

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David Gallagher 8 years ago

Even if he was single, it's still a despicable thing to ask of anyone in a public, non-sexual, online forum. I swear some people can't edit themselves at all. Makes me sad.

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Victor Vakaras 8 years ago

Wouldn't it make more sense to put his responses below the tweets he's responding to?

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Deirdre Clark 8 years ago

It is the way the 'string' works on Twitter. Unfortunately

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Melissa Boone 8 years ago

I think people should have more respect for his wife then to make sexual comments.

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