These tweets are 90% laughs and 10% feeling sorry for those who take it way too serious

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Materialism for the win.

Merely the truth.

There are three kinds of people. People who are good at math and people who aren't.

This is my sisters life. She as 4 kids and anytime we get together they are a hour late because no one can find shoes!! Haha

I'd temporarily hide the stuff they didn't clean up, teach them a lesson.

Absolute truth.

lol

bravo bravo encore

Haha! Sooo true, especially with twins! God forbid someone gets more juice or chips! Come Dec. I will be obsessively counting presents to make sure they get exact same amount! ;)

Especially true with divorced parents. "You got your eyes from me,but your laziness from your father!"

What do you do at home then?

Or is it?

Amen

Mcdonald ^^?

Ha ha

And 21% throwing your hands in the air in frustration and finding somewhere to hide

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And teaching your kids, mentoring them, spending time with them, answering questions, challenging them, working with them so they can grow and learn and become independent adults who are hopefully fair and hard working and kind. Or that other stuff you wrote.

I once threatened my little sister that "I have a tongue, and I know how to use it!!!" It got her to stop bugging me.

Right 20 lbs of kid and 200 lbs of diapers, creams, toys, etc

So true