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#2

My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"

Final score:

738points

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Asia 7 years ago

That isn't something you see everyday... Awesome!

185points

#3

Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game

Final score:

730points

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John L 7 years ago

You go Girl! Show them how it's done. :D

137points

#4

The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden

Final score:

730points

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John L 7 years ago

I don't know who I am impressed with most: his mom for talking them into helping her; or them for rolling up their sleeves and tucking in their ties. :D

377points

#5

Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This

Final score:

729points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Mom knows best :-)

211points

#6

When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me

When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me

Final score:

710points

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#7

Funny Mom

Final score:

707points

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Sreejith 7 years ago

burn

214points

#8

My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order

Final score:

647points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Well this is not the first glass of wine I think.......

173points

#9

My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas

Final score:

647points

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Pandykinz 7 years ago

"Another." Bravo, mom.

218points

#10

Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings

Final score:

560points

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John L 7 years ago

Too bad you can't make him do the dishes.

219points

#11

Friend's Mom Left Him A Note

Final score:

517points

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

The last one lol XD

184points

#12

My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room

Final score:

445points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

That's great - I will make one for my wife!

111points

#13

Feel The Tire

Final score:

439points

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Sreejith 7 years ago

Now you are cheered up and not tired.... Nice mom

89points

#14

My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"

Final score:

436points

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Sue Z Q 7 years ago

She's speaking now because she couldn't forever hold her peas.

163points

#15

How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

Final score:

436points

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Little letitia 7 years ago

HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO!

182points

#16

My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

Final score:

418points

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Asia 7 years ago

Great mom!

107points

#17

This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

Final score:

416points

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Pickles Driver 7 years ago

Amazing! Best theme ever!

85points

#18

Funny Mom Text

Final score:

391points

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Little letitia 7 years ago

The disgust and judgment in the eyes!

129points

#19

This Cruel Mom

Final score:

384points

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John L 7 years ago

Mother's are a lot smarter than the kids think. ;D

102points

#20

Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

Final score:

355points

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John L 7 years ago

The fake stabbing was very easy to see. But what has me stumped is just what she was doing with that knife, in order to break that heavy duty blade. :D

111points

#21

So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet

Final score:

349points

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I❤️My cat 7 years ago

OMG 😂

93points

#22

I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"

Final score:

332points

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Cenk Karaferya 7 years ago

Hahaha omg I love your mom!

39points

#23

I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)

Final score:

318points

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Sreejith 7 years ago

It's so coolllllll

63points

#24

My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko

Final score:

311points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

me : what are you doing cat: winter is coming

114points

#25

My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum

Final score:

296points

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Amber Ice 7 years ago

Haha, that's awesome!

50points

#26

My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome

Final score:

294points

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Bipolar King 7 years ago

My precious

72points

#27

Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers

Final score:

293points

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John L 7 years ago

Truly a Wise Mother.

80points

#28

My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...

Final score:

289points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

The doggo know she is not joking.

155points

#29

My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This

Final score:

278points

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Bipolar King 7 years ago

I'm *looks around* okay

56points

#30

My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

Final score:

260points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

why! Oh why did you take a picture and didn't help me! i'll s**t in your cornflake next morning, you'll think it's raisin bran

92points

#31

I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of

Final score:

258points

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John L 7 years ago

Just line it in plastic wrap, and you're home free....:D

66points

#32

Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?

Final score:

257points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

draw me like one of your french monkeys

152points

#33

My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve

Final score:

250points

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Lynnie Hendricks 7 years ago

That is some spectacular knitting! Amazing work, Mom!

68points

#34

I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27

Final score:

230points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

I don't see the problem. *turn around under my spongbob blanket.

172points

#35

I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake

Final score:

226points

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Charlie Jallans-Daly 7 years ago

LMAO!!

39points

#36

My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent

Final score:

224points

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Emily Black 7 years ago

What a patient cat.

62points

#37

After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize

Final score:

223points

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Aunt Messy 7 years ago

If that girl laughs, she's a keeper!

121points

#38

Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy

Final score:

222points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

that's a lot of work

80points

#39

My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony

Final score:

213points

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Pi... 7 years ago

This should be done within the first ten minutes!

54points

#40

My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves

Final score:

210points

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John L 7 years ago

This could be the start of something Big! ;D

38points

#41

So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home

Final score:

206points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

Come join the darkside Kitty McFluffy

68points

#42

This Mom

Final score:

203points

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John L 7 years ago

Is this what we call "Negative Encouragement" today?

26points

#43

The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done

Final score:

192points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

lmao

24points

#44

Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me

Final score:

187points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

parents need pictures to show to your boyfriend/girlfriend the first time they met the parents!!!!

49points

#45

My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!

Final score:

186points

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Flora Polvado 7 years ago

Love the vomit sprinkles

79points

#46

My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

Final score:

176points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

I think he loved it too...

31points

#47

My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year

Final score:

175points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

I aks myself how many of these "things" have been made..

34points

#48

My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

Final score:

172points

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Bipolar King 7 years ago

You better hug that woman ASAP

64points

#49

Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

Final score:

162points

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Number of f***s given: 0

69points

#50

My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)

Final score:

159points

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NickelWorld123 7 years ago

Yes

24points

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#51

Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom

Final score:

156points

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Кристина Койчева 7 years ago

This is kind of cool... it looks like all the princess are dreaming for the guy ^_^

5points

#52

I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room

Final score:

155points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

He seems confused.

34points

#53

Beautiful Card

Final score:

148points

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Amber Ice 7 years ago

That's adorable

23points

#54

My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her

Final score:

148points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Mom is always right

38points

#55

My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

Final score:

144points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Why not? You can't take your money with you so blow it on Elvis impersonators.

30points

#56

This Funny Mom

Final score:

143points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

What is kazoos?

14points

#57

My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit

Final score:

138points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Most adorable creep ever!

67points

#58

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)

Final score:

138points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Beautiful craftsmanship!

32points

#59

My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana

Final score:

137points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Sad and irresponsible of her son.

34points

#60

My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

Final score:

131points

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Pi... 7 years ago

*packing bags to Jamaica*

59points

#61

My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"

Final score:

128points

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Bunny with an Axe 7 years ago

That was clever

23points

#62

My Mother Likes To Send Me Pictures Of My Dog While I'm At Work

Final score:

127points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

omg! pool, grass, sun... damn i'm sick of winter

29points

#63

Best Mommy Ever

Final score:

126points

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Sherrie-Lee Lee 7 years ago

More like irony.

26points

#64

I Was Nervous For An Interview Today, So My Mother Left Me This To Make Me Smile

Final score:

125points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Unless you think it'll help.

41points

#65

My Mom Sent Me An Easter Care Package

Final score:

125points

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J.E.C. 7 years ago

hilarious

35points

#66

New Slang Was Born

Final score:

125points

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Sitano Moto 7 years ago

"Bimbob" OMG XD

47points

#67

Mom Got Snowed In. She Did This With The Snow That Was Blocking Her From Leaving The House

Final score:

123points

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Andrew Kurkovsky 7 years ago

looks like shaving cream.

22points

#68

Just Be Careful

Final score:

122points

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Deb 7 years ago

It's been a minute and I'm still LOL'ing about this one.

28points

#69

My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

Final score:

118points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

I hope she showed him the picture!

30points

#70

So My Mom Bought Little Hats This Morning

Final score:

115points

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Sitano Moto 7 years ago

They could be a band!

27points

#71

My Mom Downloaded Meme Generator. She Was Excited To Send Me This

Final score:

110points

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Wendy Fitzkloo 7 years ago

I will be reusing this meme at the appropriate time

18points

#72

My Mom Sends The Best Care Packages

Final score:

109points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

by the Power of Grayskull!

23points

#73

Friend's Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. He Was Not Pleased

Final score:

108points

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Bridgette David 7 years ago

His face reminds me of Mr. Bean.

35points

#74

My 70 Year Old Mom Stood Behind This Pair Of Mannequin Legs. The Fact She Pulled The Back Of Her Jacket Over The Top Off The Ass Helped Fool Everybody (You Can See Her Blue Jeans If You Look Closely)

Final score:

104points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

she don't looks 70 to me.

61points

#75

Funny Mom Text

Final score:

103points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Awe, its kinda sweet.

20points

#76

My Nephew Accidentally Knocked The Head Off Of Santa. My Mom Fixed It

Final score:

101points

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Sitano Moto 7 years ago

Well.... he'll be feeling your Presents for sure now!

29points

#77

Pot Joke

Final score:

100points

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Sitano Moto 7 years ago

I love that these two play along with each other. It's really cute!

14points

#78

My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture

Final score:

100points

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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago

Who the f**k is waka floka?

60points

#79

Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

Final score:

99points

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Jesus Wäre 7 years ago

Bamboozled again!

19points

#80

My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

Final score:

97points

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J.E.C. 7 years ago

If you are old enough to go to a bar why are you asking your parents to replace your phone? you're lucky you got something!

107points

#81

My Mom Likes To Snapchat Me

Final score:

91points

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Lynnie Hendricks 7 years ago

Funny, but mean.

25points

#82

Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even

Final score:

90points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

great one! i'd totally wear it!

18points

#83

My Mom Just Send Me This With The Caption "Happy Cinco De Mayo"

Final score:

89points

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Clara BF 7 years ago

Some assembly required

11points

#84

My Mom's New Coin Purse. I Love My Mom

Final score:

87points

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Felicia Dale 7 years ago

Aw! I want one of those coin purses!

8points

#85

This T-Shirt Mom Picked Out

Final score:

85points

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Marie 7 years ago

I had to look twice to understand ^^

37points

#86

Constipation Movie

Final score:

85points

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Samantha Baird 7 years ago

ZING!

15points

#87

I Asked For New Pillows For My Couch, My Step Mom Made Me One Of My Dog

Final score:

85points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

The dog looks like he's judging you.

24points

#88

When A Friend Told Me His Mom Was Writing A Piece For The Newspaper, I Was Not Expecting This

Final score:

81points

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago

hope she caught him at the beginning

16points

#89

My Mom Bought Me A Two Carrot Gold Ring

Final score:

81points

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Claire Bear 7 years ago

Nope I did mean carrot

12points

#90

Gave My 11 Yr Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

Final score:

80points

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Crystllee 7 years ago

That is some serious willpower! Kudos!

27points

#91

We Gave My Mom Two Presents For Her Birthday

Final score:

78points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

I like your mum.

23points

#92

Swear To God My Mom Called Me Down For This One Joke

Final score:

78points

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Sreejith 7 years ago

with love....mom.

21points

#93

I'm Almost 40. My Mom Knitted This For Me For Christmas

Final score:

78points

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Jessica Hepler 7 years ago

Yea well socks are difficult

36points

#94

Earning My "World's Best Mom" Mug One Morning At A Time. 4...3...2...

Final score:

77points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

I wish this was a gif

40points

#95

My Mom Showed Me Her Special Ingredient

Final score:

77points

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 7 years ago

hahahahahahahaha - "hey mom, what on this chicken" "special s**t", "where'd you get it?".....

16points

#96

My Daughter Wanted An Apple. Like A Good Mom I Grabbed A Camera When She Pulled This Bag Off The Counter Herself

Final score:

77points

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StarbeamGirly 7 years ago

First picture- me: I want something spicy. Last picture- me: *Regretting life decision while trying to find something to put the fire out thats in my mouth* 😂

14points

#97

My Mom Refuses To Send "Normal" Care Packages To My Dorm

Final score:

76points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

Ahhhh, you are all loved up.

24points

#98

Oh, Mom ...

Final score:

76points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

lol

12points

#99

So My Friend's Kid Asked For Cod For His Xbox And She Bought Him This. Troll Mum

Final score:

75points

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boredhuman 7 years ago

Still better than the actual game.

18points

#100

My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

Final score:

73points

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just a thought 7 years ago

At least your family visited you ...

13points

#101

Troll Mom: Mashed Potatoes And Meatloaf

Final score:

67points

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Silent Skeleton 7 years ago

yyOOOO IVE HAD THOSE BEFORE FOR REAL AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS

33points

#102

Bad Reaction

Final score:

66points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Chemical burn!

48points

#103

Well, I Wasn't Expecting That. Thanks, Mom

Final score:

64points

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Jesus Wäre 7 years ago

My girlfriend got me the same card. She used my money to buy it along with a gift...

18points

#104

Apparently My Mom Didn't Like Her Past Two Christmas Presents

Final score:

62points

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Pi... 7 years ago

Donate!

20points

#105

I Also Asked My Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided To Give Me A Money Wreath

Final score:

62points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

damn! how much money you get???

26points

#106

My Mom’s Facebook. It Hurts So Bad I Literally Groaned Out Loud. I’m So Proud. This Is My Lineage

Final score:

60points

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Tracy Moorhead 7 years ago

Too much spare time!!

4points

#107

My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us And We Didn't Even See It Coming

Final score:

58points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Sponge Cake 💁🏼

35points

#108

My Mom Gave This To Me. Should I Be Concerned?

Final score:

58points

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Manon Den Boer-Porte 7 years ago

Or a bus

21points

#109

Pulled Up To See My Mom Was Getting Rid Of The Older Model

Final score:

57points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

does it come with all season tire?

18points

#110

Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And A This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year

Final score:

56points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Eww lol

13points

#111

Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine... Not A Suicide

Final score:

51points

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Tracy Moorhead 7 years ago

Very thoughtful of her!!

13points

#112

Just A Reminder That I Got A Bag Of Clothes From My Step Mom And Put This On My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick. I'm Still Traumatized

Final score:

51points

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

I didn't know such a thing existed

39points

#113

My Mom Just Put Out These Coasters

Final score:

49points

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Deneille Smith 7 years ago

Girlfriend visiting?

14points

#114

So My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of Her Dog

Final score:

49points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

that dog has more money than me!

30points

#115

My Mom Spaced Out While Wrapping Gifts This Year... Guess I Know Where She Got This One

Final score:

49points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

lol

8points

#116

This Is The Last Time I Play Cards Against Humanity With My Mom

Final score:

49points

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Best card game ever!

10points

#117

My Mom Is Struggling To Comprehend Secret Santa

Final score:

47points

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#118

Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago

Final score:

45points

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Deneille Smith 7 years ago

Urine for a good one !

14points

#119

I Left My Mom To Paint Her Room And Came Back In On This

Final score:

45points

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Claudia Espindola 7 years ago

Oh no!, now you better find a labyrinth to hide!..note to younger generation, movie "the shining "

7points

#120

So My Mom "Met" Larry David Today

Final score:

44points

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Deneille Smith 7 years ago

"security"

10points

#121

My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees

Final score:

43points

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Andrea Seiden Giroux 7 years ago

awww <3

4points

#122

Mom On Snapchat

Final score:

43points

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Love that she knows what hot boxing is. Usually weed smoke but still.

10points

#123

My Friend Got This Birthday Card From Her Mom

Final score:

42points

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FullSpectrum Survivalist 7 years ago

She must really like the number 9, because she writes "I", and "H" as nines, the "H" is an upright and upside down 9, and don't tell me it's a 6, clearly there is a pattern going on here. "d" is a reverse 9, "g" is a nine.

3points