A must read for the guys who send you unwanted d*ck pics via text

Poor kid. Makes you wonder if he's old enough to know what that means. XD

this one is for the womans

asking my kids: what did you do at school today: kids: tomorrow we will do a**l in class

The picture doesn't help any!

9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying ... fiiiiiiive golden rings....

And I bet they're brown!

there is clearly a space between THE and RAPIST

Jenner's kindergarden

Sir, we're going to need bigger d***s.

That's definitely not where you'd want the scissors *blink blink*

I mean, this is Starbucks, so this is to be expected

...but my bald penis looks just fine.

I read megaflicks the first time without reading the sentence above the picture

I googled it. It's actually the correct name of a store in China.

As long as they do not put it into the pepsi...

Does it come with chocolate icing?

'Ya put your right d**k in, you pull your wheel d**k out...'

Call me immature but I spat out my water on this one.

Don't tell me that wasn't on purpose...

Ok we have seen plenty of click d**k ones. We get the similarity.

It happened to me once when I had bad Indian Food.

In other news, 8 year old gets owned by aunt...which also rhymes with....

All can use as designed, only Artis must use other way.

Kids would probably be more likely to eat breakfast butts they'd find that hilarious. Just ask a 5 year old to say butt they can't without giggling. I love kids lol

D**k bricked? Have you tried turning it off and on again?

The fact that there is a nail colour for "chick flicks" does not make it any better.

The first honest fast food name. That junks repulsive. Had a 1/4 pounder in my fridge the receipt from over a month ago it looked new everything including the veggies were still intact.

Share a C**k Zero with your a**s!

The things you have to do to get a console these days...