Join the Fun!

#2

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Final score:

347points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Hope they got the much deserved tip.

211points

#3

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

Final score:

347points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Matches the rest of the suite

116points

#4

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Final score:

346points

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Desiree Summer 7 years ago

let's be real, that's kinda dope

185points

#5

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

Final score:

333points

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Alina Capatina 7 years ago

Please adopt, don't shop! ❤ Thank you.

13points

#6

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Final score:

316points

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John L 7 years ago

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

178points

#7

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Final score:

286points

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the derp king (Liam) 7 years ago

And sometimes they aren't...

95points

#8

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

Final score:

279points

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Maureen Zappellini 7 years ago

Happy puppy! Totally worth the puppy smile!!

94points

#9

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Final score:

276points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

85points

#10

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

Final score:

268points

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I❤️My cat 7 years ago

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

296points

#11

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Final score:

220points

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I❤️My cat 7 years ago

Where did you get that!!!

10points

#12

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Final score:

216points

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Socially Awkward 7 years ago

I want one for my pug!

39points

#13

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

Final score:

203points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

That's nice

42points

#14

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

Final score:

196points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

I'm sure there's going to be a use for this somewhen.

51points

#15

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

Final score:

192points

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Sami 7 years ago

Win!

74points

#16

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

Final score:

186points

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Sreejith 7 years ago

Actually what was it smells like ? ;-)

44points

#17

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

Final score:

180points

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Ok Ha-Neul 7 years ago

aw cute i love pigs

43points

#18

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

Final score:

177points

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Claire 7 years ago

Vibrators don't mean you're not straight *rolls eyes*.

108points

#19

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

Final score:

155points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 7 years ago

Where can I get one 😂

81points

#20

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Final score:

154points

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Desiree Summer 7 years ago

I would use that every chance I got!

30points

#21

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Final score:

148points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Cheese and wine party is on, people!

62points

#22

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Final score:

140points

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SparklyCuckoo 7 years ago

I'd buy this sober too!

39points

#23

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

Final score:

138points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 7 years ago

By the looks of the background picture it's well suited 😂👌

198points

#24

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

Final score:

132points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 7 years ago

I buy thins kinda stuff of the net without being drunk 😆

50points

#25

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

Final score:

130points

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I❤️My cat 7 years ago

I need one!!!

40points

#26

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

Final score:

130points

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Michel M. Prins 7 years ago

David Bowie would be proud!

42points

#27

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Final score:

128points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.

6points

#28

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

Final score:

126points

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Mellissa Takeuchi 7 years ago

Even funnier: the Japanese is wrong. lol

67points

#29

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Final score:

126points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

You must have been very, very, very drunk at the time.....

46points

#30

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

Final score:

122points

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Michel M. Prins 7 years ago

Can't argue with their reaction, this is amazing!

20points

#31

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

Final score:

117points

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Michel M. Prins 7 years ago

Wear this in public. Please!

40points

#32

Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets

Final score:

116points

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Venomous Sloth 7 years ago

54 cards?

14points

#33

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

Final score:

115points

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cool sun 7 years ago

Atomic kittens!!!

33points

#34

No More Ordering Pizza Drunk

Final score:

113points

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Silent Skeleton 7 years ago

hOLY S**T

60points

#35

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

Final score:

111points

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Carla Martin 7 years ago

And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

13points

#36

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Final score:

110points

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Pamela Beuret 7 years ago

Bets purchase ever

23points

#37

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

Final score:

110points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

I'm getting concerned about eBay now.

70points

#38

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

Final score:

107points

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Violet Camicat 7 years ago

Nothing better than Ice-T with some Ice Cubes.. 😂

45points

#39

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

Final score:

107points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Pewdiepie is that you?

50points

#40

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Final score:

106points

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Wendy 7 years ago

I'd buy this sober!

30points

#41

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

Final score:

98points

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Renate Gebert 7 years ago

I would wear that ^^

29points

#42

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

Final score:

93points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

i kida wanna get one.....

24points

#43

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

Final score:

88points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

Er...you mean Triathlon...much MUCH harder.

66points

#44

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

Final score:

84points

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Ani Spectrant 7 years ago

The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

58points

#45

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

Final score:

84points

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Angelika Okotokro 7 years ago

Yay - Batgirl! 😍

24points

#46

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

Final score:

83points

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Queen Unicorn 7 years ago

Did you try rubbing it?

77points

#47

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

Final score:

82points

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Desiree Summer 7 years ago

omg I want one so bad!!

28points

#48

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

Final score:

81points

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Susan Forbes 7 years ago

Amazon sells cats?

35points

#49

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

Final score:

81points

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Tess 7 years ago

If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

27points

#50

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

Final score:

78points

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Nicola Morley 7 years ago

Answer: to apprehend criminally insane rodents.

84points

#51

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Final score:

76points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 7 years ago

This is awesome!!

33points

#52

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

Final score:

76points

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Wise Girl 7 years ago

you can use it to get drunk again

37points

#53

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

Final score:

76points

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Jasmin Hürlimann 7 years ago

Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

18points

#54

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

Final score:

74points

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Gwinevere von Ludwig Premium 7 years ago

RIP Lil' Sebastian

27points

#55

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

Final score:

74points

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Maureen Zappellini 7 years ago

Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

19points

#56

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

Final score:

74points

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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

Nice sixty pack!

83points

#57

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

Final score:

71points

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Laura Cooke 7 years ago

Lol I've bought that sober

16points

#58

I Have Zero Regrets

Final score:

67points

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RN Griffin 7 years ago

Naturally, kitty is curled up in something else, lower left.

42points

#59

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

Final score:

65points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

Post pictures when they turn into butterflies!

45points

#60

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

Final score:

64points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

it turned out well

25points

#61

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

Final score:

61points

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Elina Palin 7 years ago

That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...

23points

#62

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Final score:

57points

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G. Hawk 7 years ago

I need this in my life.

11points

#63

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

Final score:

54points

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Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 7 years ago

oh goodness, I would not be able to take c**p beside that!

29points

#64

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

Final score:

53points

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Marco Siebecke 7 years ago

Drunk you is awesome! Want that too :D

13points

#65

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

Final score:

50points

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Wyndmere 7 years ago

You must like cats more than even you thought.

11points

#66

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

Final score:

50points

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RN Griffin 7 years ago

Hasn't everyone?

21points

#67

Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today

Final score:

48points

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janettetsmith 7 years ago

I LOVE Runts! Good job!

28points

#68

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

Final score:

48points

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Michel M. Prins 7 years ago

In all fairness, the card is pretty adorable

35points

#69

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

Final score:

47points

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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!

51points

#70

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Final score:

46points

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Wendy Woo 7 years ago

I notice a lot of Nicholas Cage! Drunk people love him!!!

16points

#71

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

Final score:

43points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

thats just creepy

11points

#72

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

Final score:

43points

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Heather Self 7 years ago

Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! 😆

56points

#73

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

Final score:

41points

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Labhras Duane 7 years ago

Lucky boy , link me up

12points

#74

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

Final score:

41points

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olrayt 7 years ago

The Dude abides

13points

#75

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

Final score:

41points

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Tessa 7 years ago

Sexy :p

12points

#76

Went On Ebay Drunk

Final score:

39points

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Raokshna Ryuzaki 7 years ago

😂😂😂 to good

7points

#77

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

Final score:

38points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

i don't always order cardboard... but when i do... i order Dos Equis

57points

#78

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

Final score:

36points

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Maša Vilar Stupica 7 years ago

It most certainly does!

12points

#79

Best Drunk Purchase Ever

Final score:

36points

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EmmaMae 7 years ago

nice shirt too

16points

#80

Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

Final score:

36points

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Aubrie Allen 7 years ago

Wu Tang sweater ain't nothin to f**k with!

4points

#81

So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

Final score:

34points

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Neeha 7 years ago

Nic's gonna be creeped out...

6points

#82

Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

Final score:

32points

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Hamlets twin 7 years ago

Drunk or high? both maybe?

6points

#83

Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

Final score:

30points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

what....? What has Nicoals Cage done to diserve this?

20points

#84

Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

Final score:

26points

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Yasmin Amira 7 years ago

Balloons

7points

#85

Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

Final score:

25points

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Nicci Cimino 7 years ago

You need to meet the person that bought massive bags of cereal and you'll be a perfect match for each other!

47points

#86

My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It

Final score:

24points

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Janet Margaret 7 years ago

the first time I thought a drunken purchase was a waste of money... didn't they have one with Trump's ahole lips on it?

43points

#87

This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)

Final score:

23points

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Mellissa Takeuchi 7 years ago

Is that a Japanese video game about the Nazi's Operation Barbarossa?? lol

12points

#88

My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12

Final score:

21points

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Brooke Galvan 7 years ago

RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!!! i would soooo buy that

7points

#89

Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets

Final score:

14points

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criminalgirl 7 years ago

Yeah, rag being the operative word..

27points