agree! Good one

hahahaha

This is something my dad would do, but with a spider

OMGGGGG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

Genius in the genes!

😂

That would be me as a parent

This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

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well that escalated quickly

Haha 😂

This one is amazing lol

Backfired.

Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

Every kid's worst nightmare!

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LOL

Yeah, that's no SECRET

Just wait 'til you get home little fellow. Lol!

Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

Lol

😂😂😂

Is that an ultimate put-down or what?

I guess dad tried to update his status

that backfired royally

OMG I love this so much!

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

Yes, I LOVE this.

Roflmao

hahaha cruel

Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

I laughed at this for at least 10 min straight

Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets. Bring it on, kid!

Love it ❤❤

😳 wow just wow

😂

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...I would not wanna be that kid...

Or give him a little "pick me up" lol 😂😂😂

You always deny deny deny lol at least the lesson was learned

The low battery is driving me nuts!

That could actually work..

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

What!? Nobody is commenting here?

sweet!

T.M.I. 😂😂😂

At least he's accepting.

My dad would NEVER day something like that to me :/

hehe

What's up with virgin wireless? Haha

😆😆

Hahahaha

He looks like JIM CARREY!!!

Finally some originality!

This is great 😂😂

What a sense of humor... (Requester)

Wrap??

ah... a dad looking out for their kid's best interests.