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It's very likely that you've already witnessed a few dad jokes in your life. Dads love to torment their children with such jokes and they are so embarrassingly bad that they end up being funny.
Bored Panda collected some of the best dad jokes captured on camera, proving that while the jokes themselves may be cringe-worthy, they're also quite hilarious to look at. A big shout out to all of the awesome dads who come up with so many ways to annoy their kids in most ridiculous ways!
If you've captured a dad joke on camera, be sure to add it to this list. Don't forget to comment and upvote other dad jokes as well!
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#1
My Dad Just Moved To Tokyo. I Asked For A Picture Of The View From His Apartment...
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#2
After A Multi-year Battle I Finally Convinced My Dad To Upgrade His Old Nokia 3310 To An Iphone. The Custom Phone Case He Ordered For It Arrived Today..
#4
My Girlfriend's Dad Sent Me This Picture Of Himself Today
#5
Happiness Level - Dad
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
Just watch his face, he's so genuinely happy!! What a sweet dad!
#6
My Dad Had Other Ideas..
#7
My Dad Was Looking At Me Like This For Like 5 Minutes Until I Looked Down At His Plate
#8
Dad, Why..
#9
My Friend's Dad Is A Dentist. This Is His Pumpkin For Halloween
#10
My Dad Said My Dog Took Over My Room After I Left For College. He Sent Me This...
#11
A Girl Got A Text From A Boy Asking To See Her In Her Bra, Dad Replied
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
I would like to see the reaction of the boy ^^ anyway, nice parenting!
#12
My Dad Put Strawberries On His Face And Asked If He Had An Acne Problem
#13
My Dad And I Created A "World Sandwich" From Cordoba, Spain To The Exact Opposite Side Of The World In Hamilton, New Zealand
#14
My Dad Keeps Placing This Around To Scare Me
#15
Exact Photo Description Of A Dad Joke In Action
#16
Dad Told His Daughter That The Turkey Was Pregnant
#17
My Dad Is An Ob/gyn, And Was On-call For Christmas. This Is How He Went To Round On Patients This Morning.
#18
Daughter Asked For Frozen Gifts This Christmas
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
She wanted a mix with carrots I guess...what were you thinking daddy! :)
#19
Never Ask Your Dad To Bring You Stuff At School
#20
Marilyn Manson's Dad Surprised Him At His Recent Photo Shoot With Terry Richardson. Proof That Its A Father's Duty To Embarrass Your Children As Much As Humanly Possible
#21
God Damnit, Dad...
#22
My Apartment Lost Power For Two Days. I Complained To My Dad, And Minutes Later, I Got A Text: "They're On The Case!"
#23
My Dad Has A Good Sense Of Humour
#24
So My Friend Has Her First Driving Lesson With Her Dad
#25
Was In My Room Studying When My Dad Sent Me This Photo
#26
When Your Dad Thinks Your Bath Bomb Is A Toilet Cleaner
#27
Just Got Home From Work And Found This Note From My Dad On The Fridge... A Little Confused, I Walked To Into The Living Room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!
#28
My Dad Simultaneously Discovered Snapchat And Started Decorating For Halloween... This Is The Result
#29
My Daughter Had A Nightmare About Me Getting Sucked Into The Computer, After She Watched Tron. This Is What She Will Wake Up To
#30
My Uncle And Dad Found My Cousin's Hair Extensions, And Sent The Whole Family Glamour Shots
#31
My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy
#32
My Dad And His Morbid Sense Of Humor Make Their Way To The Family Reunion
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
If you can't laugh in life... he's got the right idea here! Love this!
#33
My Dad's Proudest Christmas Decoration
#34
Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"
#35
My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop...
#36
My Mates Dad Is Officially Having A Mid Life Crisis! He Ordered This From Thailand...
#37
My Dad Asked If We Wanted To See A Picture Of His Pride And Joy
#38
My Dad Likes To Get Up To Hijinks When Left Alone
#39
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
That is quite the effort, your wife should appreciate the heck out of that!! Your kind of men are hard to come by!
#40
This Is Why I Can't Take My Dad To Nice Places...
#41
Mom Said She Wanted A Smaller Tree For The Holidays This Season. Dad Came Home With This
#42
My Dad Made A Good Snowball I Guess, He's Really Proud, He Even Made This Photo His Profile Picture..
#43
So I Was A Fat Baby. This Fact Was Not Lost On My Dad
#44
You Can Tell Me I'm A Bad Dad But This One Is Staying In The Baby Album
#45
My Dad, The Belly Flop King, About To Ruin My Moms Afternoon
#46
My Dad Brought A Kitten Home And Let It Drive
#47
How To Make Your Kids Hate You
Thea Johnsen 7 years ago
Lol. Reminds me of how my dad used to trick me and my siblings by claiming that the easter bunny was outside our window. Or that it was snowing in the middle of the summer. He would then giggle as a bastard when we rushed to the window to look.
#48
"I Think My Dad Is Unhappy About My Stepmom's Early X-mas Decorating Spree. He Captioned This On Facebook 'This Is What Happens When You Come Out Of Your Box Bfore Thanksgiving You Damn Dirty Elf'"
#49
My Dad Just Sent Me This With The Caption "Minotaur"
#50
My Dad Loves Neon Yellow Running Gear. People Always Joke That He Looks Like A Highlighter. So He Became One
#51
Graduation Gift From Dad
#52
My Sister Posted A Picture To Facebook, My Dad Responded
#53
Dad Making Sure My New Boyfriend Is Competent
#54
My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard..
#55
My Dad Went Mushroom Picking In Oslo And Sent Me This On Whatsapp
#56
To Not Lose A Baby Kitten In The House, My Dad Does This
Jamie Kendall 7 years ago
That kitten would be in for one heck of a ride if that balloon got caught in a ceiling fan
#57
Here Is My Dad's Gift To My Younger Sister. He Calls It The "Birth Control Blanket"
#58
My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Ear Rings For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement
#59
My Dad Made Me Earrings For My Birthday
#60
"Fancy Name For A Fart" My Dad Whispered While Shopping....
#61
I Asked My Dad For $10 For Gas, He Said "Sure, It's In The Top Left Drawer Of My Computer Desk". Thanks, Dad
#62
Ten Minutes After I Tell My 68 Year Old Dad What Hipsters Are, He Comes Back Like This. He Asks "Did I Do It Right?"
#63
Dad Joke Level 100
#64
My Son Wanted "cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday
#65
My Dad Is Building An Outhouse. This Is What He Sends Me...
#66
"I Only Want Tiny Pancakes Today." Troll Dad Obliges
#67
My Mom Asked My Dad If He Was Man Enough To Pick Her Up Something After He Got Off Of Work, So He Sent Her This.
#68
So I'm Putting Stuff Into The Attic When My Dad Runs In Screaming "why? Why? Why?"
#69
Every Time My Dad Visits He Hides A $20 Bill Before He Leaves. This Spot Is By Far The Best. I've Been Making Coffee Like This For A Week Before I Noticed
#70
How Shopping With Dad Is Better Than Shopping With Mom
Final score:
144points
#71
So Me And My Dad Were Out Browsing Army-navy Stores When Then He Threw This At Me And Said, 'she Cant Laugh At What She Cant See!'
#72
My Dad Hates Wrapping Presents So He Just Did This
#73
My Doctor Told Me To Increase My Sodium Intake. So My Dad Sent Me A 4lb Rock Salt Lick
#74
Told My Dad I Was Going Flying, This Is What He Had To Say About It
#75
Dad Humor
#76
My Dad Posted This On Facebook And No One Got It (Including Myself). Everyone Was Thinking He Fell Down And Hurt Himself. His Response: "Staged Photo, All Is Well. It Was The First Day Of Fall"
#77
My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Nose Ring For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement
#78
While Vacationing My Dad Discovered An Discount Candy Store. When I Said I Didn't Want Anything He Sent Me This
#79
My Father Hits Me With Dad Jokes When My Guard Is The Lowest
Jose Baeyens 6 years ago
Recently they were selling some here with the text: "everything is gong to be fine" Somehow I found that very unsettling...
#80
How My Dad Is Sending Out Gifts This Year
#81
I Am Living Abroad And Asked My Parents To Celebrate My Dog's Birthday Since I Am Away. My Dad Texted Me This Picture Titled, "birthday Party"
#82
Every Year My Dad Gets Us Odd Religous Candles Around The Holidays. This Year He Really Outdid Himself
#83
Found My Dad Playing Pool Like This
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
It sound like a very interesting idea. But I wouldn't play it on table but level it with ground. Maybe I will build something like that on garden when I will have some extra money and time. So... to be continued in ten years or so
#84
My First Time Leaving Her, And Dad Decides This Is The Picture To Send..
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
She keeps her warm and secure in ventilated place. And with light so she wouldn't be scared. He is dad of the year!
#85
Many Years Ago My Dad Got To Meet Christopher Reeves. The Man Of Steel Did Not Appreciate His Shenanigans
Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
Wow...just googled Reeve's story..Didn't know he passed away in 2004 and that he had been paralyzed since 1995 :( So sad.
#86
Asked My Dad What He Was Doing With His Tax Return And He Sent Me This
#87
Cleaning Out Some Of My Dad's Old Files. I Don't Know What I Expected
#88
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed..
#89
We Just Had Our First Baby. My Sister-in-law Who Lives Far Away Sent Us This Text And This Is All My Husband Responded With
#90
Every Equinox, My Dad Balances An Egg Upright And Sends Me The Pic. This Year, He Outdid Himself
Richard Ranney 7 years ago
The days are longer around the summer solstice and shorter around the winter solstice. When the Sun's path crosses the equator, the length of the nights at latitudes +L° and -L° are of equal length. This is known as an equinox. There are two solstices and two equinoxes in a tropical year. Solstice - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solstice
#91
My Dad Ran Up To Me In The Garden Centre Yesterday And Asked Me To Take A Photo Of His 'Massive Tits'….
#92
Family Was Invited To A Cowboys And Indians Party. My Dad Is On The Left
#93
Let It Go. Dad Thought It Was So Funny
#94
My Dad Spent 5 Days Teaching His Cat To Do This
Final score:
93points
#95
My Dad Thought Waking Me Up As The Easter Bunny Would Be Too Cliché...
#96
My Dad Just Got His Chest Port For Chemotherapy Today. Here He Is Testing It Out
#97
My Dad Just Sent Me This...
#98
My Dad Wore This Shirt To His Colonoscopy
#99
My Dad Insisted On Getting His Picture Taken With This "Giant Kotex Pad" At Sam's Club
#100
My Dad Emailed Me This Picture Of Himself After Getting An Ipad, The Title "Here Comes The Sun"
#101
Friend Sent Me This Saying "it's Not My Fault She Has No Imagination"
#102
This Was My College Graduation Present. Over $1500 Of Change My Dad Saved Over The Last Four Years
#103
"i Asked For Money This Christmas, So My Dad Individually Wrapped 100 Single Dollar Bills"
#104
Dad Gave Me An Eye-Pad As A Gift This Christmas. He Thought It Was So Funny...
#105
For A Brief Moment I Thought My Dad Had Gotten Me An Amazing Christmas Present
#106
My Dad Said If I Took Part In His Stupid Photo Idea, I Wouldn't Have To Shovel For The Rest Of The Day
#107
I Got In An Argument With My Dad Earlier Today And Just Now He Came Into My Room, Put This Down, And Left Without Saying A Word (i'm Allergic To Peanuts)
#108
Should I Be Worried About My Dad?
#109
My Dad Told Me To Take A Picture Of Him With A Giant Fork And Put It On The Website I Always Go On
#110
Dad Sent This Photo With The Caption "Squashed My Toe"
#111
This Is My Dad. And Those... Are My Earrings
#113
Dad Said "Upload This To Imgur And Call It 'Penis De Silo'"
#114
A Picture Of My Dad Holding My Sister After She Got A Body Cast
#115
Left My Protein Out Overnight & Came Back To This...thanks Dad
#116
Found This Note In My Bathroom Drawer After My Dad Tried To Borrow Toothpaste
Stephanie Hutner 7 years ago
This has been on the internet for years. It was a boyfriend and girlfriend. F*****g weird people using other people's pictures.
#117
Shit My Dad Sends Me Now That He's Discovered E-mail
IAmTheRealTimbo 7 years ago
How much is it to buy one? WHere do they ship to? Not that I want one or anything... if that's what what ur implying...
#118
Two Burritos
#119
Dad:" I Don't Need The Instructions"
#120
My Dad Just Sent Me This Photo, Glad To See He Went For The Camera Before Addressing The Issue
#121
Mom Sent Me This Picture With A Caption: Dad Wants To Know What He Should Eat First. He's Just Cracking Himself Up"
#122
My Dad Said He Sorted It By Color
#123
Ask My Dad For Help With Bullies At School, This Is What I Got The Next Day
#124
A Friend Of Mine Told Her Dad That She Wanted An Air Conditioner For Her Room... He Came Back With This
#125
My Dad Sent This Pic To Me
#126
Home For The Holidays And Playing Monopoly With Dad...checks For Counterfeits
#127
My Dad Said He Found A Rock That Looked Like A Face And I Came Home To This....
#128
My Sister And Her Friend Were Excited To Walk Across The Frozen Lake. Guess My Dad Was Excited Too
Philip Atkins 7 years ago
Took me a while to find him, but totally worth the fifteen seconds of confusion
#129
So My Dad Found My Hair Extensions...
#130
My Dad Said "look, Those Tv Models Are Pirates"
Yves Yernaux 7 years ago
Ah, the wonderful Spider... only gamers (with serious thumb-strength) can tighten those little alarms :)
#131
My Brother Cutting The Lawn With A Pair Of Scissors After Getting Lippy With My Dad
#132
My Dad Texted Me A While Back Saying He Sent Me A Treat In The Mail And He "may Have Gone A Bit Overboard"...the Package Came Today
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
My daughter would love this! I need that lunch box for her! So cool!
#133
My Dad Finally Found Out About My Tattoo And Won't Stop Giving Me Shit For It
#134
So My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture Of The Cactus He Grew...
Christian Johannsen 7 years ago
In 2009 I had a similar looking cactus, the first time my girlfriend back then saw it, she just pointed at it and said: "I'm not THAT kinky."
#135
My Friend Works At The Movie Theater. This Is His Dad Reaping The Benefits
#136
My Dad Didn't Have 19 Candles But He Had A 4. So He Said "this Cake Is 4 Your Birthday, So.."
#137
I Don't Know What's More Funny: The Fact That My Dad Is Wearing This Or That He Called It A Snuggly?
#138
My Friend And His Girlfriend Took A Funny Picture, Then Her Dad Made It Epic
#139
Finally Convinced My Dad To Start Watching Breaking Bad. I Woke Up To This Text From Him - I Think It's Gone Too Far
#140
Dad, Stahp
#141
Bad Dad Or Brilliant?
#142
I Just Asked My Dad To Leave The Straightener Outside The Door Before His Shower...
Amy Brillon 7 years ago
I'm a chick. I see 3 different types of straighteners. I would have done the same thing.
#143
My Dad Posted This To Facebook Today With The Caption, "as I Get Older, I Find It Easier To Lift My Legs Up Than Bend At The Waist To Get A Drink Of Water"
#144
There Was A Leek In My Bucket So I Had To Clog It
#145
My Dad Gets Weirder Everytime I Come Home
#146
Asked My Dad To Paint With Me, This Is What He Did For His First Painting
#148
My Husband Is Such A Shit
criminalgirl 7 years ago
Jhoa...do you have children? If you do, do they walk about covered in foam?
#149
My Dad Was Going Out I. A Sweater Vest, And I Told Him He Should Dress "cooler". He Comes Back Downstairs Looking Like This
#150
Lost My Gopro A Month Ago. My Dad Still Thinks It's Funny...
#151
My Dad Posted This On Facebook Today. He Gave Me His Blessing To Post It
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
Pity they do not actually do this in real life, but this is funny in a way
#152
I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad...
#153
This Was My Wife's Christmas Present From Her Dad
#154
My 60-year-old Dad Trying On The Latest Trends At Urban Outfitters
Steven Rundle 7 years ago
Acid wash jeans with an elastic waistband will never go out of style
#155
A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did...
#156
So My Dad Got A New Spatula...
#157
My Dad Sent Me This With The Caption "police Brutality Is Really Getting Out Of Hand. I Wasn't Doing Anything!"
#158
My Dad Asked For A Drink Since My Friend And I Were Making Cocktails, I Handed Him A Cosmopolitan And This Was His Reaction
#159
The Big Girl Is Into Pranks. Here's One For Her
Richard Ranney 7 years ago
I would not want to find that! I am not sure my heart would take it!
#161
Her Eyes... Just Like Yours
#162
Dad Never Fails To Rip Ass During Family Photos
Heather Davis 7 years ago
Always bend at the knees when you fart so you don't throw out your back
#163
Troll Dad Level: Awesome
Brenton Oechsle 7 years ago
Nah. Just hold a bucket by the edge of the counter and scoot the glasses till they empty into the bucket
#164
Be Careful What You Wish For. This Is The Result Of My Mom Nagging My Dad To Get A Haircut. Glorious
#165
My Dad Just Took The Packing Foam From My New Laptop, Set This Up, And Declared That If All Goes Well, I Should Have Another New Laptop By Morning
#166
My Dad (Math Teacher) Sent Me This With The Caption "I've Had It With These Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfuckine Plane"
#167
Donald Trump On Fox News. My Dad Paused It On This Shot
#168
My Pregnant Wife Took This Photo Of Her Dad And I Today. Looks Like I'm Ready To Be A Father.
#169
My Dad Just Handed Me The Dad-Est Joke I've Ever Been A Part Of
#170
Part Of My Inheritance. Dad Always Was A Funny Guy. These Were In The Same Envelope
M O'Connell 7 years ago
They actually have consecutive serial numbers?! Where did these even come from?! ...Ok, I googled it for you: Years of terrible monetary policy created ultra-mega-hyper-inflation of the Zimbabwean dollar. They currency was demonetized in 2015 and bank accounts were converted to US dollars at a rate of 250 trillion to 1. What we are looking at here, is 4USD.
#171
I Was At Mcdonalds And This Kid Dropped His Chocolate Milk, Began To Cry, And His Dad Got Up, Said “this Some Instagram Shit” And Started Taking Pictures
Ronwe TheFallen 6 years ago
I'd definitely do the same thing. That, or I'd be laughing way too hard to do anything.
#172
My Dad Was Best Man In A Wedding Last Night, He Did A "shadow Bomb" Of The Groom... Nice Dad..
#175
My Parents Got A Low Flow Toilet And To Keep It Simple My Dad Wrote Directions On The Top. It Did Come In Handy But It Was Hysterical
Final score:
31points
Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
OMG...I didnt know! I have the same toilet! Something useful i learnt on BoredPanda today!
#176
I Asked My Dad For A 640gb Hdd For My Birthday...
#177
Today I Went Full Dad
#178
Fun With Baby Monitors
#180
My Friend's Birthday Present From Her Dad
#181
My Dad Got Me A Hooker For Christmas This Year
#182
Dad Sent Me This Picture Telling Me He Found An "Urban Youth" Repellant At Target
#183
My Dad Sent Me This Picture From Guam
#185
My Dad And I Were Having A Deep Father-daughter Talk, Then He Sends Me This...
Final score:
13points
#188
*facepalms* My Dad...
Final score:
11points
#189
Everyone Knows The Best Protection From Anyone Reading Your Mind Is A Tinfoil Hat
#190
My Brother Gives My Dad Clothes. My Dad Sends Us This
#191
My Sister Shared Photoshoot Pics On Her New Motorcycle, So Our Dad Bought A Motorcycle And Posted His Pics, Too!
Final score:
4points
Leoninus Fate 7 years ago
that's a scooter..... I know cause I have a deeper red one I drive around on {idk maybe where they are from it could be called a motorcycle? I just never heard of them being called anything but a scooter}
#192
I Wanted To Take A Picture Of Dad For My Son In Bootcamp. Dad Said: "make Sure You Tell Him I'm Posing With A Dirty Hoe"
Final score:
2points
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jacluckycat 7 years ago
I really enjoyed reading this post. If you're lucky enough to grow up with a warm, funny dad, please appreciate him. I wasted far too much time holding onto anger and hurt to appreciate mine as i should have
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
I know this was four years ago and you'll probably never see this, but how do you let go of the hurt once it's imbedded seemingly into your very soul? Not that it feels much with the depression and all, but still.
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jacluckycat 7 years ago
I really enjoyed reading this post. If you're lucky enough to grow up with a warm, funny dad, please appreciate him. I wasted far too much time holding onto anger and hurt to appreciate mine as i should have
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
I know this was four years ago and you'll probably never see this, but how do you let go of the hurt once it's imbedded seemingly into your very soul? Not that it feels much with the depression and all, but still.
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