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China is fascinating, and visiting it is bound to leave you with some fantastic impressions. Sometimes, however, the English-speaking guests might have some difficulties finding their way around the country. Due to poor English knowledge, complex Chinese dictionary, and clumsy Chinese to English translations, signs that are supposed to help you out, only end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter!
Inspired by Buzzfeed’s “22 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation”, we decided to make our own list of hilariously funny translation fails in China. And yes, there are definitely enough of them for many more such compilations, to the joy of grammar nazis! Check these out, so that if you ever do go to China, you wouldn’t be too surprised with bad translator creations about fresh crap in fish tanks and wild germs that hate soup. Oh, and never order the greenstuff!
Never!
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F*** Vegetables
“干菜” means dried vegetables and “类” means type. So as a whole, it should be the dried vegetables section. The translator was way too concerned about the Chinese character “干” which is also a slang for f***.” (Image credits: chinalert.com)
Don’t Order the Greenstuffs!
Image credits: MFinChina
Hand Grenade
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Slip and Fall Down Carefully!
Image credits: tinypic.com
Husband
Image credits: MFinChina
Beware of Missing Foot
Image credits: Chris Radley
The Wild Germ Hates Soup
Image credits: David Feng
Potato the Crap
Image credits: Andy Stoll
Stupid Beans
Image credits: MFinChina
Grab Me Now!
Image credits: unknown
Whatever
Image credits: AtticDweller
Dumping
Image credits: sousveillance
Wang Had to Burn
Image credits: mursu909
Fresh Crap
Image credits: offbeatchina.com
Cat Ear or..?
Image credits: joshbateman
You Are the Best!
Image credits: imgur.com
Evil Rubbish
Image credits: engrish.com
Poor Duck…
Image credits: offbeatchina.com
One of Those Time Sex Things…
Image credits: keso
No Shitting
Image credits: TrevinC
Beware of Safety
Image credits: Chris Radley
Don’t Be Edible
Image credits: dingadingdang
Whisky&Cock
Image credits: stefan
Crap Stick
Image credits: mtrank
Deformed
Image credits: megoizzy
Examination
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No Discunt
Image credits: AtticDweller
Don’t Touch Yourself
Image credits: offbeatchina.com
Racist Park
Image credits: offbeatchina.com
Execution in Progress
Image credits: chinawhisper.com
Reverse Psychology
Image credits: chinawhisper.com
New Flavor
Image credits: imgur.com
Unlike Put Your Shoes On My Face
Image credits: buzzfeed.com
Cheap, Fast & Easy
Image credits: mstaken.com
Do Not Disturb
Image credits: imgur.com
What do you think ?
ErynnSchwellinger 10 years ago
I hear tiny grass is dreaming is legit, it actually says that. They're being cute.
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DregSneadman 10 years ago
With all the horrid c**p going on in the world, it's nice to go to a website that makes me laugh...thank you very much.
ErynnSchwellinger 10 years ago
I hear tiny grass is dreaming is legit, it actually says that. They're being cute.
Load More Replies... DregSneadman 10 years ago
With all the horrid c**p going on in the world, it's nice to go to a website that makes me laugh...thank you very much.
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