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Sometimes life is too fast-paced, but you must make space for the fun. It might take some work to move stuff around to fit that fun side of yourself in, but don't worry! Everything’s possible. To save time and set you on the right track, here are some of the best jokes ever in two lines! It might not seem much, but trust us, they pack a punch!
From hall-of-fame-worthy dad puns to existential jokes about the harshness of life and the competition that comes with it, we have it all. But one always has to see the light side of things! Otherwise, it’d just become too dark. And those a bit dark-humored jokes express just that: people choosing to keep the positivity up and never back down.
We usually don't want to cry, as it is associated with negative emotions, but we all know the feeling of sore stomachs after we had a tear-producing laughing sesh. That’s what we aim to achieve with this list! And there’s no person these shorter jokes can't crack—no matter the age, both children and adults will find them hilarious!
So wait no longer and dig into this list of the best two-line jokes! Share them with your friends and brace for what comes next. We hope we'll achieve our goal and make you laugh so hard your stomach hurts!
For more concise humor, check out our compilation of Little Johnny jokes that offer big laughs in short tales.
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#1
Looking Surprised
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The Comeback
What are some of the best short jokes you could ever tell your friends?
Only you can decide what kind of joke will relate to your friend the most. We can just provide you with options! It might be that only long jokes will work, but usually, it's the short ones that get you. You can also try silly inside jokes that only you and your friend will understand or some incredibly bad puns that will question your maturity levels.
The secret to delivering the best joke ever to your friend is to find what they're relating to, their interests and hobbies, and so on. By doing that, you'll be able to find a funny joke that will best resonate with your friend and, in turn, provide you with the best possible reaction.
#4
Being Immature
#5
Skydiving Advice
#6
Things They Have In Common
#7
Mixed Feelings
What kind of short funny jokes could you use to make even your father crack up?
Well, now that's a task. Usually, some of the dad puns make us cringe beyond belief, but there are also times when you just can't hide how amazing that joke was.
Most of the time, it's the short dirty jokes that get you. It startles you like a cucumber does a cat; you are surprised and just can't hold back the laughter. But how do you counter that? Well, as the saying goes, you fight fire with fire. Dig out some of the best one-liners in your arsenal (or this list), and get right back at your dad!
#9
Money Changes Everything
#10
A German Sense Of Humor
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Bad Example
What would be some of the most timeless jokes that would crack up children and adults?
Classic jokes are the foundation of each generation's humor. It's what connects old and young, mature and immature. To relate to both, your best bet would be to leave out adult jokes and focus on those that could be understandable for both parties. Kids' jokes might still be a good bet, though, as they're family-friendly and pack a tremendous comedic punch.
While most jokes are often recycled, modified, and improved by younger generations to better apply to current days, their core remains the same. Because of that, it can reach a wide range of audiences without leaving out any particular age group. So pick your jokes well, analyze your surroundings, and we're sure you'll nail it!
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Poor Bastard
#14
A Legionnaire Walks Into A Bar
#15
Reporting A Theft
#19
Brewing Coffee
#20
The Jetson Family
#21
Pirate Anniversary
#22
More Cowbells
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Mode Of Transportation
#28
Naming Your Dog
#29
Poor Sally
#30
Dating A Tennis Player
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Roman Numerals
#32
Longest Walk
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The Last Wish
Virginia Su 8 years ago
I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.
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Serious Cliffhanger
#38
Sixteen Atoms
#39
Green And Fuzzy
#40
Stolen Bag
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Funny Two Line Jokes
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Funny Two Lines Jokes
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Funny Two Line Jokes
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Funny Two Line Jokes
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Funny Two Line Jokes
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What do you think ?
Alizay Chou-Lai 8 years ago
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Alizay Chou-Lai 8 years ago
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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