It’s very likely that you’ve already witnessed a few dad jokes in your life. Dads love to torment their children with such jokes, and they are so embarrassingly bad that they end up being funny.
Bored Panda collected some of the best dad jokes captured on camera, proving that while the jokes themselves may be cringe-worthy, they’re also quite hilarious to look at. A big shout out to all of the awesome dads who come up with so many ways to annoy their kids in the most ridiculous ways!
If you’ve captured a dad joke on camera, be sure to add it to this list. Don’t forget to comment and upvote other dad jokes as well!
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My Dad Just Moved To Tokyo. I Asked For A Picture Of The View From His Apartment...
I'm all good. I'm doing just fine! Ya know food service is great. There's a great view! EXEPT Godzilla is blocking it right now. No big deal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
After A Multi-year Battle I Finally Convinced My Dad To Upgrade His Old Nokia 3310 To An Iphone. The Custom Phone Case He Ordered For It Arrived Today..
Dad's Office
I have a teacher that labels his 'Elvis sightings', 'Kennedy assassination', 'Paranormal activity', and 'X-files'
My Girlfriend's Dad Sent Me This Picture Of Himself Today
The cat: why? The man: it's funny! Stop screaming at me!!
Load More Replies...Happiness Level - Dad
Just watch his face, he's so genuinely happy!! What a sweet dad!
My Dad Had Other Ideas..
I'm guessing it was yes, considering her profile photo is of both of them together, taken in the same place of the proposal
Load More Replies...Judging from the profile pics. she said yes profile-pi...5e20c4.jpg
My Dad Was Looking At Me Like This For Like 5 Minutes Until I Looked Down At His Plate
Dad, Why..
Bob is coming.. beware! The owls are not what they seem. *Twin Peaks nerd* :D
My Friend's Dad Is A Dentist. This Is His Pumpkin For Halloween
My Dad Said My Dog Took Over My Room After I Left For College. He Sent Me This...
First the room, then the house. (Can you see it coming?) It'll be a doghouse.
A Girl Got A Text From A Boy Asking To See Her In Her Bra, Dad Replied
I would like to see the reaction of the boy ^^ anyway, nice parenting!
I hate the "stay away from my daughter" dudes, but it looks like the girl told her parents so I approve!!
Load More Replies...the girl's reaction was to tell her parents. this is just good parenting all the way 'round.
You assume...could be they (parents) helicoptered her. Either way - skeezy of the boy!
Load More Replies...My Dad Put Strawberries On His Face And Asked If He Had An Acne Problem
My Dad And I Created A "World Sandwich" From Cordoba, Spain To The Exact Opposite Side Of The World In Hamilton, New Zealand
My Dad Keeps Placing This Around To Scare Me
Omfg I'm dying. As I scrolled down the screen slowly (I'm dramatic like that,) Rowan Atkinson's face just rising up at me
It could be worse. My mother has Darryl Dixon in the living room and Aragorn behind her bed.
Exact Photo Description Of A Dad Joke In Action
He's not saying any joke. He's holding the selfie thing in a restaurant, that's why they look so embarassed.
Load More Replies...Thought i was the only one... He's so happy :3
Load More Replies...Explanation: the title is "photo description of a dad joke in action." In the photo, the dad is laughing and everyone else is embarrassed or groaning at the bad joke. So there's nothing you're supposed to "get" ... it's just an illustration of a dad telling a dad joke.
P.S. BONNIE IS CORRECT. READ WHAT SHE SAID AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
Load More Replies...Apparently the dad told a 'dad joke', and he got a pic of their reaction to it. (For those who don't get it.) That's what I see, at least.
Dad Told His Daughter That The Turkey Was Pregnant
I ashamed to admit that it took me a few minutes to realize why this would be such a funny joke. I knew i was missing something. Then it hits me: TURKEYS DON'T GET PREGNANT, THEY LAY EGGS!! *Le sigh*
I've seen this kind of thing before. It kinda sad that they fall for it.
LOL! Please tell me they eventually remembered that birds lay eggs...? XD
I saw a video where the Parent put a Cornish game hen in the turkey cavity. Bwahahahahaha!!!
My Dad Is An Ob/gyn, And Was On-call For Christmas. This Is How He Went To Round On Patients This Morning.
Words cannot describe how much I love this man...whom I've never met and have only seen one picture of. :D
Daughter Asked For Frozen Gifts This Christmas
She wanted a mix with carrots I guess...what were you thinking daddy! :)
That forehead crease!! She's going to have a great mad face when she gets older!
I don't know--she's kind of rocking the mad face now!!
Load More Replies...Never Ask Your Dad To Bring You Stuff At School
Marilyn Manson's Dad Surprised Him At His Recent Photo Shoot With Terry Richardson. Proof That Its A Father's Duty To Embarrass Your Children As Much As Humanly Possible
This reminds me of when Will Smith kissed his son Jaden's cheek on a promotion kinda thing, and the boy was embarrassed, while Will Smith laughed like dads do.
These two have one of the weirdest, if not funniest, father/son relationships.
God Damnit, Dad...
dude cussed WAY to much for one paragraph. probably to make himself look cool
My Apartment Lost Power For Two Days. I Complained To My Dad, And Minutes Later, I Got A Text: "They're On The Case!"
My Dad Has A Good Sense Of Humour
Jeez people that's the joke..... there wasn't a first one it's meant to make you think that there was and it was called unsinkable, and sank
Haha, love it. When I have enough money I'm going to call by boat like this one
So My Friend Has Her First Driving Lesson With Her Dad
Oh I wish I had seen this before my children had their first lessons
Was In My Room Studying When My Dad Sent Me This Photo
When Your Dad Thinks Your Bath Bomb Is A Toilet Cleaner
No. It's when the smurfs have diarrhea, and only one toilet is in the village.
Load More Replies...Your Loo now has beautiful soft skin and smells delightfull of a starry summer night.
Why dad once that a white bathbomb was a cookie. He tried to eat it.
"TWILIGHT FUDGING SPARKLE GET YO A*S DOWN HERE! DA FUDGE HAPPENED IN UR SPARKALY A*S?"
Just Got Home From Work And Found This Note From My Dad On The Fridge... A Little Confused, I Walked To Into The Living Room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!
I didn't see it until I saw your comment. It does look like a cat face a little bit, I wonder if he did it on purr-pose. (yes I like bad puns.)
Load More Replies...My Dad Simultaneously Discovered Snapchat And Started Decorating For Halloween... This Is The Result
Hihihi I mean. Hihihu sounds like I am giggling like a idiot
Load More Replies...My Daughter Had A Nightmare About Me Getting Sucked Into The Computer, After She Watched Tron. This Is What She Will Wake Up To
And just like the caring dad you are, you are going to keep reminding her, just for the fun of it.
My Uncle And Dad Found My Cousin's Hair Extensions, And Sent The Whole Family Glamour Shots
My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy
I should get a black lab, dress it up as a bee, and call it Blackie Pawless.
And I wasn't allowed to name our firstborn Lemmy. Women, right?!? 😉 😂 😂 😂
My Dad And His Morbid Sense Of Humor Make Their Way To The Family Reunion
If you can't laugh in life... he's got the right idea here! Love this!
Agreed. I seem a pretty morbid person by my behavior, but am really optimistic. My theory is that if you can't laugh at your problems, they will just be worse and make you miserable. So... yay!
Load More Replies...Exactly what I'd love when the grandkids come to visit in about thirty years or so, this is the kind of humor I love! 😂😂😂
We had a birthday party for my dad i September. It was a party for family, friends, anyone that wanted to come. It was basically a last gathering /party for my dad since whe he passed he was to be cremated and only a Celebration of Life for immediate family. Unfortunately my dad passed March 13. Even though battling cancer for 2 years he loved with all he had, was upbeat, smiled, laughed and most of all loved to make others laugh.
That is basically what my grandma did. She organised a family reunion to celebrate my grandpa's 80th early because and I quote "just in case he isn't around that long, and if he's gone before that then we will go anyway!" She says this over the phone. With my grandpa in the room. ( ‾ʖ̫‾)
My Dad's Proudest Christmas Decoration
Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"
Actually the cats eye show it's not that fussed, probably used to it by now!
Load More Replies...The cat's probably just upset to be in the photo. His secret identity is blown.
At least that's the way my cat acts when I try to take a picture! He hates the camera, & i never use the flash so the reason he hates the camera must be due to his secret.
Load More Replies...While Homer did this with his pig, singing " Spider pig spider pig..." :P
Guysssss i’m supposed to be sleeping!! I think me mum can hear me laughing
My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop...
My Mates Dad Is Officially Having A Mid Life Crisis! He Ordered This From Thailand...
This is fine. From all the stuff he could've ordered from Thailand this is a pretty sane and safe choice.
Holy stromboli! A life size Predator! I wonder if much assembly was required...
So awesome!!! I'm looking for the female version for Halloween!!
What the bloody duck.... screw that porshe, this is the real stuff!
My Dad Asked If We Wanted To See A Picture Of His Pride And Joy
omg the fact that he carries that around to do that joke is awesome
My Dad Likes To Get Up To Hijinks When Left Alone
Oh Hahahaha!! Oh dad... You are such a cuke.. Straight faced, dry humoured funny guy! 🤗
(But that also means people wouldn't have to actually break the window and destroy the car to save him) hahaha
If it was written it could be a lot more funny!! Just can't be taken seriously printed!
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
That is quite the effort, your wife should appreciate the heck out of that!! Your kind of men are hard to come by!
I'd love this if my husband went to all this trouble (AND thought dat butt hot, too!)
This Is Why I Can't Take My Dad To Nice Places...
this just won the internet.. I am dead this is the funniest thing I have seen all day .
Mom Said She Wanted A Smaller Tree For The Holidays This Season. Dad Came Home With This
My Dad Made A Good Snowball I Guess, He's Really Proud, He Even Made This Photo His Profile Picture..
So I Was A Fat Baby. This Fact Was Not Lost On My Dad
You Can Tell Me I'm A Bad Dad But This One Is Staying In The Baby Album
My Dad, The Belly Flop King, About To Ruin My Moms Afternoon
My Dad Brought A Kitten Home And Let It Drive
How To Make Your Kids Hate You
Lol. Reminds me of how my dad used to trick me and my siblings by claiming that the easter bunny was outside our window. Or that it was snowing in the middle of the summer. He would then giggle as a bastard when we rushed to the window to look.
thank you but be more careful these are just kids
Load More Replies..."I Think My Dad Is Unhappy About My Stepmom's Early X-mas Decorating Spree. He Captioned This On Facebook 'This Is What Happens When You Come Out Of Your Box Bfore Thanksgiving You Damn Dirty Elf'"
My Dad Just Sent Me This With The Caption "Minotaur"
just wondering how he lured the dog ? Did he rub something on his a*s or balls...
LOL... Am i the only one to see "the stick" sticking out in front in "Minotaur"s shadow!
Perhaps not but you’ll likely be the only one thinking it’s located at the front of a four legged animal 😜
Load More Replies...My Dad Loves Neon Yellow Running Gear. People Always Joke That He Looks Like A Highlighter. So He Became One
Graduation Gift From Dad
and look at the description "for finally succeeding at something" 😆
Load More Replies...is that the "When life gives you lemons" guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8
I bet he told him ,when he graduated he'd give him a"Big" cheque ;)
My Sister Posted A Picture To Facebook, My Dad Responded
You are definetly not the only one! I am too.
Load More Replies...I'd be more worried about the laptops overheating and starting a fire.
I honestly hope your sister is the one on the left and your father on the right
Dad Making Sure My New Boyfriend Is Competent
In which he is putting the dad's move at extremely high difficulty
Load More Replies...Mirrored position and doesn't it look like another back & white queens on the board?!? Staged!
My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard..
Room looks beautiful ! But look how disappointed the dinosaur is ," Gosh, Dad ! You're embarrassing me."
My Dad Went Mushroom Picking In Oslo And Sent Me This On Whatsapp
To Not Lose A Baby Kitten In The House, My Dad Does This
That kitten would be in for one heck of a ride if that balloon got caught in a ceiling fan
We have an adult cat and still lose him around the place. Gotta buy him a GPS.
I once spent two hours searching my house for my cat, calling her name, growing ever more panicked and convinced she'd gotten outside and was gone forever. That lil a*****e was hiding under the couch the whole time. Cats.
Load More Replies...GPS system cracked. Used it on my 3 years old daughter in a crowded plaza. Worked brilliantly. Everyone was watching her.
Here Is My Dad's Gift To My Younger Sister. He Calls It The "Birth Control Blanket"
My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Ear Rings For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement
They are a) great idea, b) very nicely done a c) little but practical (and hopefully never needed) protection. What else she would need?
My Dad Made Me Earrings For My Birthday
Well if you don't know how it works pop round and see me and I'll explain
"Fancy Name For A Fart" My Dad Whispered While Shopping....
This was my grandma's favorite perfume... Her ghost is shaking her head right now.
I Asked My Dad For $10 For Gas, He Said "Sure, It's In The Top Left Drawer Of My Computer Desk". Thanks, Dad
Ten Minutes After I Tell My 68 Year Old Dad What Hipsters Are, He Comes Back Like This. He Asks "Did I Do It Right?"
Dad Joke Level 100
My Son Wanted "cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday
Um... thaw it out, and you got cash. Kids of today. They got no patients.
Well it's no surprise they have no patients, they aren't doctors after all
Load More Replies...My Dad Is Building An Outhouse. This Is What He Sends Me...
"I Only Want Tiny Pancakes Today." Troll Dad Obliges
My Mom Asked My Dad If He Was Man Enough To Pick Her Up Something After He Got Off Of Work, So He Sent Her This.
Pretending he's embraced the task, which actually just making sure he only ever has to do it once. That's what he's actually doing.
pick up 1 box meh dont look manly pick up 40 case well that manly
So I'm Putting Stuff Into The Attic When My Dad Runs In Screaming "why? Why? Why?"
Because he can! Btw, what the heck did you do to your profile description??
Load More Replies...Every Time My Dad Visits He Hides A $20 Bill Before He Leaves. This Spot Is By Far The Best. I've Been Making Coffee Like This For A Week Before I Noticed
How Shopping With Dad Is Better Than Shopping With Mom
I'm a couple yrs older than her, and shopping with dad is best! I can usually get at least 2 good things or snacks or junk I want, Goodgirl
So Me And My Dad Were Out Browsing Army-navy Stores When Then He Threw This At Me And Said, 'she Cant Laugh At What She Cant See!'
My Dad Hates Wrapping Presents So He Just Did This
lazy dad couldn't charm the nice lady at the store to do it for him!
My Doctor Told Me To Increase My Sodium Intake. So My Dad Sent Me A 4lb Rock Salt Lick
Not really, some medicines decrease amount of salt, so one must use it more.
Load More Replies...i was doing so well not laughing at these. then i somehow just lost it at this.
play overwatch with a tryhard team and pick Hanzo, you'll get your salt.
You would have to buy this on the internet right? That was a lot of effort in his part. Also there are food safe Himalayan salt slabs, just search "Himalayan rock salt slab", these are used to cook on (you put the food on it, instead of flavouring food with it). Also why are some people so stupid? There is a comment that says it is made for animals and not human and it is 100% correct, yet it was given 10 negative votes and as a result, hidden. Like, why, people? Please give it a positive vote like I did to bring it back up.
Told My Dad I Was Going Flying, This Is What He Had To Say About It
Dad Humor
I'm looking at this on my phone which is set on low light and sunglasses on as I have bad migraines. I honestly thought that the sunlight and shadows on the ground next to the car window was the deer's foal!
But.... there's still a dead animal in his car. Would serve him right to really get hit by a car.
My Dad Posted This On Facebook And No One Got It (Including Myself). Everyone Was Thinking He Fell Down And Hurt Himself. His Response: "Staged Photo, All Is Well. It Was The First Day Of Fall"
My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Nose Ring For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement
oh my gosh where did you get this from? My daughter wants one too… Nose ring that is! 😂
While Vacationing My Dad Discovered An Discount Candy Store. When I Said I Didn't Want Anything He Sent Me This
My Father Hits Me With Dad Jokes When My Guard Is The Lowest
Recently they were selling some here with the text: "everything is gong to be fine" Somehow I found that very unsettling...
How My Dad Is Sending Out Gifts This Year
What's even better is that it actually says "ohmyGOODithurts.org" ;)
Load More Replies...I Am Living Abroad And Asked My Parents To Celebrate My Dog's Birthday Since I Am Away. My Dad Texted Me This Picture Titled, "birthday Party"
Every Year My Dad Gets Us Odd Religous Candles Around The Holidays. This Year He Really Outdid Himself
Found My Dad Playing Pool Like This
It sound like a very interesting idea. But I wouldn't play it on table but level it with ground. Maybe I will build something like that on garden when I will have some extra money and time. So... to be continued in ten years or so
My dad would nearly kill anyone he caught doing this to his pool table! Us kids had to use our hands until he was happy enough with our skill level/carefulness then we got to use the pool cue. It taught me to respect special objects as well as people as pool cues can rip the cloth and hurt someone if you accidentally hit them.
Well if you cant, why wouldn't you? Makes the game more challenging, lol
My First Time Leaving Her, And Dad Decides This Is The Picture To Send..
She keeps her warm and secure in ventilated place. And with light so she wouldn't be scared. He is dad of the year!
Many Years Ago My Dad Got To Meet Christopher Reeves. The Man Of Steel Did Not Appreciate His Shenanigans
Wow...just googled Reeve's story..Didn't know he passed away in 2004 and that he had been paralyzed since 1995 :( So sad.
Wow do you live under a rock? I'm out of touch but darn
Load More Replies...Wow, surprised Christopher Reeve was a spoilsport - wow, lighten up.
Asked My Dad What He Was Doing With His Tax Return And He Sent Me This
Cleaning Out Some Of My Dad's Old Files. I Don't Know What I Expected
That must have been an awesome smile without seeing anything, because of, er, onions. Yes.
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed..
We Just Had Our First Baby. My Sister-in-law Who Lives Far Away Sent Us This Text And This Is All My Husband Responded With
Every Equinox, My Dad Balances An Egg Upright And Sends Me The Pic. This Year, He Outdid Himself
The days are longer around the summer solstice and shorter around the winter solstice. When the Sun's path crosses the equator, the length of the nights at latitudes +L° and -L° are of equal length. This is known as an equinox. There are two solstices and two equinoxes in a tropical year. Solstice - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solstice
I was just checking what this word means. XD Thanks for help. :)
Load More Replies...My Dad Ran Up To Me In The Garden Centre Yesterday And Asked Me To Take A Photo Of His 'Massive Tits'….
please!! how cute is he?! such a nice and warm smile, I like the look in his eyes - so much joy! :)
Family Was Invited To A Cowboys And Indians Party. My Dad Is On The Left
Though that's not how we usually dress unless we are doing a magic show.
Load More Replies...Let It Go. Dad Thought It Was So Funny
My Dad Spent 5 Days Teaching His Cat To Do This
My Dad Thought Waking Me Up As The Easter Bunny Would Be Too Cliché...
if someone woke me up in that, I would probably punch them in my sleepy haze XD
My Dad Just Got His Chest Port For Chemotherapy Today. Here He Is Testing It Out
His humor will keep him alive. There is roughly a 20% mortality from cancer just because you get depressed over it. Also I hope he didn't actually get beer in him like that! It will actually kill him!
My Dad Just Sent Me This...
My Dad Wore This Shirt To His Colonoscopy
My Dad Insisted On Getting His Picture Taken With This "Giant Kotex Pad" At Sam's Club
My Dad Emailed Me This Picture Of Himself After Getting An Ipad, The Title "Here Comes The Sun"
for me he looks like a mixture of phil collins and robin williams :) <3
Friend Sent Me This Saying "it's Not My Fault She Has No Imagination"
This Was My College Graduation Present. Over $1500 Of Change My Dad Saved Over The Last Four Years
"i Asked For Money This Christmas, So My Dad Individually Wrapped 100 Single Dollar Bills"
The caption says "single dollar bills" so that is a given.
Load More Replies...Dad Gave Me An Eye-Pad As A Gift This Christmas. He Thought It Was So Funny...
For A Brief Moment I Thought My Dad Had Gotten Me An Amazing Christmas Present
My Dad Said If I Took Part In His Stupid Photo Idea, I Wouldn't Have To Shovel For The Rest Of The Day
I Got In An Argument With My Dad Earlier Today And Just Now He Came Into My Room, Put This Down, And Left Without Saying A Word (i'm Allergic To Peanuts)
Should I Be Worried About My Dad?
My Dad Told Me To Take A Picture Of Him With A Giant Fork And Put It On The Website I Always Go On
Dad Sent This Photo With The Caption "Squashed My Toe"
This Is My Dad. And Those... Are My Earrings
Dad Said "Upload This To Imgur And Call It 'Penis De Silo'"
A Picture Of My Dad Holding My Sister After She Got A Body Cast
Left My Protein Out Overnight & Came Back To This...thanks Dad
Found This Note In My Bathroom Drawer After My Dad Tried To Borrow Toothpaste
This has been on the internet for years. It was a boyfriend and girlfriend. F*****g weird people using other people's pictures.
There is a reason I no longer keep hemorrhoid cream in the medicine cabinet and instead keep it on the toilet tank....never again will I sleepily brush with the wrong thing...
Don't quite understand my mood, but I find this terribly funny today.
Can you not take a joke? Credit dad with some common sense for once.
Load More Replies...Shit My Dad Sends Me Now That He's Discovered E-mail
How much is it to buy one? WHere do they ship to? Not that I want one or anything... if that's what what ur implying...
Two Burritos
"Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!?" ~Homer Simpson
Dad:" I Don't Need The Instructions"
My Dad Just Sent Me This Photo, Glad To See He Went For The Camera Before Addressing The Issue
I once set the smoke alarm off by burning my toast...
Load More Replies...Mom Sent Me This Picture With A Caption: Dad Wants To Know What He Should Eat First. He's Just Cracking Himself Up"
My Dad Said He Sorted It By Color
Ask My Dad For Help With Bullies At School, This Is What I Got The Next Day
ACTUALLY Negan*** needs that back...get your facts straight
Load More Replies...A Friend Of Mine Told Her Dad That She Wanted An Air Conditioner For Her Room... He Came Back With This
Hey, don't laugh. That thing will actually work. You just put ice in it, and the air that blows out feels great.
All apartment dwellers should know how to make one of these, put a bunch of ice in there and it works!!
I made one for friends. It cooled the bedroom down pretty good without having to run the whole house system.
My Dad Sent This Pic To Me
so me and my dad has this thing where he sticks the Butterfinger at me and I cant wait until I can stick it back t him
Home For The Holidays And Playing Monopoly With Dad...checks For Counterfeits
My Dad Said He Found A Rock That Looked Like A Face And I Came Home To This....
My Sister And Her Friend Were Excited To Walk Across The Frozen Lake. Guess My Dad Was Excited Too
Took me a while to find him, but totally worth the fifteen seconds of confusion
So My Dad Found My Hair Extensions...
My Dad Said "look, Those Tv Models Are Pirates"
Ah, the wonderful Spider... only gamers (with serious thumb-strength) can tighten those little alarms :)
My Brother Cutting The Lawn With A Pair Of Scissors After Getting Lippy With My Dad
i acully had to cut a huge lawn with a tiny pair of scissors. it took 3 1/2 days and i got blisters. teh scissors were way to small
My Dad Texted Me A While Back Saying He Sent Me A Treat In The Mail And He "may Have Gone A Bit Overboard"...the Package Came Today
My daughter would love this! I need that lunch box for her! So cool!
wth! you cant go over bored with junior mints! movie month anyone?
I NEED THAT CANDY(my fav) that would be the best day of my little life...
What does that effect feel like just had a bunch.....
Load More Replies...This is so awesome - I haven't had my father in my life so I missed out on this kind of stuff. This would just be so cool to get!
My Dad Finally Found Out About My Tattoo And Won't Stop Giving Me Shit For It
When the colour of ur eyebrows and the colour of ur hair aren't the same
So My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture Of The Cactus He Grew...
In 2009 I had a similar looking cactus, the first time my girlfriend back then saw it, she just pointed at it and said: "I'm not THAT kinky."
My Friend Works At The Movie Theater. This Is His Dad Reaping The Benefits
My Dad Didn't Have 19 Candles But He Had A 4. So He Said "this Cake Is 4 Your Birthday, So.."
I Don't Know What's More Funny: The Fact That My Dad Is Wearing This Or That He Called It A Snuggly?
Ahahah he looks like a foreign Wizard visiting the Ministry of Magic
My Friend And His Girlfriend Took A Funny Picture, Then Her Dad Made It Epic
Implying that she gives her boyfriend blue balls, as in doesn't sleep with him etc
Load More Replies...Finally Convinced My Dad To Start Watching Breaking Bad. I Woke Up To This Text From Him - I Think It's Gone Too Far
Dad, Stahp
Bad Dad Or Brilliant?
I Just Asked My Dad To Leave The Straightener Outside The Door Before His Shower...
I'm a chick. I see 3 different types of straighteners. I would have done the same thing.
My Dad Posted This To Facebook Today With The Caption, "as I Get Older, I Find It Easier To Lift My Legs Up Than Bend At The Waist To Get A Drink Of Water"
There Was A Leek In My Bucket So I Had To Clog It
My Dad Gets Weirder Everytime I Come Home
Asked My Dad To Paint With Me, This Is What He Did For His First Painting
Dad Put Daughter's Hair In A Bun...
My Husband Is Such A Shit
Jhoa...do you have children? If you do, do they walk about covered in foam?
My Dad Was Going Out I. A Sweater Vest, And I Told Him He Should Dress "cooler". He Comes Back Downstairs Looking Like This
Lost My Gopro A Month Ago. My Dad Still Thinks It's Funny...
My Dad Posted This On Facebook Today. He Gave Me His Blessing To Post It
Pity they do not actually do this in real life, but this is funny in a way
I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad...
This Was My Wife's Christmas Present From Her Dad
My 60-year-old Dad Trying On The Latest Trends At Urban Outfitters
Acid wash jeans with an elastic waistband will never go out of style
A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did...
So My Dad Got A New Spatula...
My Dad Sent Me This With The Caption "police Brutality Is Really Getting Out Of Hand. I Wasn't Doing Anything!"
My Dad Asked For A Drink Since My Friend And I Were Making Cocktails, I Handed Him A Cosmopolitan And This Was His Reaction
The Big Girl Is Into Pranks. Here's One For Her
I would not want to find that! I am not sure my heart would take it!
Good thing I'd already be on the toilet cause I would literally s**t myself with that.
If I found that the whole thing would be immediately hurled across the room, smashing into the wall. Not that I'm scared of spiders or anything.
I love a joke as much as the next person. I am not afraid of Spiders. This would scare what ever sh*t is left out of me!
Dad Stacks Cheerios On His Kid
Her Eyes... Just Like Yours
Dad Never Fails To Rip Ass During Family Photos
Always bend at the knees when you fart so you don't throw out your back
Troll Dad Level: Awesome
Nah. Just hold a bucket by the edge of the counter and scoot the glasses till they empty into the bucket
Thats actually very smart... ima try it
Load More Replies...Use a hard plastic card or even a coaster to flip it upside down, then just quickly pull it from under the cup.
Load More Replies...Be Careful What You Wish For. This Is The Result Of My Mom Nagging My Dad To Get A Haircut. Glorious
My Dad Just Took The Packing Foam From My New Laptop, Set This Up, And Declared That If All Goes Well, I Should Have Another New Laptop By Morning
It took me a couple of seconds but imagine the two pieces as little dogs
My Dad (Math Teacher) Sent Me This With The Caption "I've Had It With These Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfuckine Plane"
Donald Trump On Fox News. My Dad Paused It On This Shot
not difficult to get a picture of Trump looking like and idiot...
My Pregnant Wife Took This Photo Of Her Dad And I Today. Looks Like I'm Ready To Be A Father.
My Dad Just Handed Me The Dad-Est Joke I've Ever Been A Part Of
The coin in question is an American 25-cent piece (aka a 'quarter [dollar]'), a 'Quarter Pounder' is also the name of a signature hamburger at a famous chain restaurant. It's a play-on-words, but not a good one. Just like most dad-jokes :)
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They actually have consecutive serial numbers?! Where did these even come from?! ...Ok, I googled it for you: Years of terrible monetary policy created ultra-mega-hyper-inflation of the Zimbabwean dollar. They currency was demonetized in 2015 and bank accounts were converted to US dollars at a rate of 250 trillion to 1. What we are looking at here, is 4USD.
isn´t it terrible? when it started in Zimbabwe I counted that with my monthly income I could only by one liter of milk there because inflation was so quick
Load More Replies...We learned from a Zimbabwean that the notes once had the image of a certain dignitary on them. They were removed from circulation when that certain dignitary discovered that the notes were being used as lavatory paper so that they could wipe their bottoms on his face!
Load More Replies...I Was At Mcdonalds And This Kid Dropped His Chocolate Milk, Began To Cry, And His Dad Got Up, Said “this Some Instagram Shit” And Started Taking Pictures
I'd definitely do the same thing. That, or I'd be laughing way too hard to do anything.
My Dad Was Best Man In A Wedding Last Night, He Did A "shadow Bomb" Of The Groom... Nice Dad..
I Told My Dad To Get Frozen Yogurt
Dad Said We Woke Up To A Leak In The Attic. Sent Me This Hahah
My Parents Got A Low Flow Toilet And To Keep It Simple My Dad Wrote Directions On The Top. It Did Come In Handy But It Was Hysterical
OMG...I didnt know! I have the same toilet! Something useful i learnt on BoredPanda today!
I Asked My Dad For A 640gb Hdd For My Birthday...
It probably cost more to buy all those than it would have to buy the hard drive.
Today I Went Full Dad
Fun With Baby Monitors
So My Dad Got Us All New Ipads For Christmas...
My Friend's Birthday Present From Her Dad
My Dad Got Me A Hooker For Christmas This Year
Dad Sent Me This Picture Telling Me He Found An "Urban Youth" Repellant At Target
Nothing to do with racist. Just look at the photo! Is 'racist' the first word that comes into brain when you see a black person?
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What you call abuse may well be a way for a poor man in a third world country feeds his wife and children. :) In some places, people don't have all those grand agricultural machines to plow the earth with. And, yes, I do notice the shiny black car behind. It's Guam. Some people are rich, some people are poor. It is really hard for many families in such places to fend for themselves, so if you ask me, I don't mind animals being used to help families survive.
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My Dad And I Were Having A Deep Father-daughter Talk, Then He Sends Me This...
My Dad Sent Me This Along With "microsoft"
*facepalms* My Dad...
Everyone Knows The Best Protection From Anyone Reading Your Mind Is A Tinfoil Hat
My Brother Gives My Dad Clothes. My Dad Sends Us This
My Sister Shared Photoshoot Pics On Her New Motorcycle, So Our Dad Bought A Motorcycle And Posted His Pics, Too!
that's a scooter..... I know cause I have a deeper red one I drive around on {idk maybe where they are from it could be called a motorcycle? I just never heard of them being called anything but a scooter}
What i know is in indonesia, scooter is more to be called with motorcycles than scooter.. lately the automatic variants scooter called with matic.. idk in other country what they call it
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I really enjoyed reading this post. If you're lucky enough to grow up with a warm, funny dad, please appreciate him. I wasted far too much time holding onto anger and hurt to appreciate mine as i should have
I know this was four years ago and you'll probably never see this, but how do you let go of the hurt once it's imbedded seemingly into your very soul? Not that it feels much with the depression and all, but still.
Load More Replies...When my Dad passed we decided to honor his question about a local billboard which had a huge 3D nose. We wadded up brown paper bags and painted them. Stealthfully, in the middle of the night, we attached the big booger under the nose for the morning commute!!!
Hello, could it be that you're referring to either of these posts? :) https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-jokes-march-dadness-jimmy-fallon/ ; https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-texts/ . While they are quite similar in theme, they do not have actual images of dad joke in action :)))
Load More Replies...I really enjoyed reading this post. If you're lucky enough to grow up with a warm, funny dad, please appreciate him. I wasted far too much time holding onto anger and hurt to appreciate mine as i should have
I know this was four years ago and you'll probably never see this, but how do you let go of the hurt once it's imbedded seemingly into your very soul? Not that it feels much with the depression and all, but still.
Load More Replies...When my Dad passed we decided to honor his question about a local billboard which had a huge 3D nose. We wadded up brown paper bags and painted them. Stealthfully, in the middle of the night, we attached the big booger under the nose for the morning commute!!!
Hello, could it be that you're referring to either of these posts? :) https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-jokes-march-dadness-jimmy-fallon/ ; https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-texts/ . While they are quite similar in theme, they do not have actual images of dad joke in action :)))
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