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It’s very likely that you’ve already witnessed a few dad jokes in your life. Dads love to torment their children with such jokes, and they are so embarrassingly bad that they end up being funny.

Bored Panda collected some of the best dad jokes captured on camera, proving that while the jokes themselves may be cringe-worthy, they’re also quite hilarious to look at. A big shout out to all of the awesome dads who come up with so many ways to annoy their kids in the most ridiculous ways!

If you’ve captured a dad joke on camera, be sure to add it to this list. Don’t forget to comment and upvote other dad jokes as well!

#1

My Dad Just Moved To Tokyo. I Asked For A Picture Of The View From His Apartment...

Dad's joke selfie with a funny expression, posing in front of a Godzilla figure through a large window in the living room.

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Lemur
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All good over here, only godzilla is blocking my view...

cathy McBride
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all good. I'm doing just fine! Ya know food service is great. There's a great view! EXEPT Godzilla is blocking it right now. No big deal.

Andrei Valentino Pijaro
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, that can't be true. Where's the Ultraman?

Taša Černoša
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's in Gracery hotel in Shinjuku :D

Albert Chen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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    #2

    After A Multi-year Battle I Finally Convinced My Dad To Upgrade His Old Nokia 3310 To An Iphone. The Custom Phone Case He Ordered For It Arrived Today..

    Vintage Nokia phone case on a smartphone, showcasing dad humor creativity at its finest.

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    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get this man the new 3310 that came out recently. He deserves it.

    ItsMei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new one is s**t and nothing like the original.

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It WAS an excellent phone.

    Justyna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an awesome man, so funny!

    Miguel Arista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The updated Nokia is coming soon..he might want to switch back!

    Ode
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but it's an anti-breakage charm

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    #3

    Dad's Office

    Filing cabinet labeled with humorous "Top Secret" and "Bottom Secret" signs, showcasing dad jokes.

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    Cheesybeansy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I'm keeping this for later! ;)

    Random Person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a teacher that labels his 'Elvis sightings', 'Kennedy assassination', 'Paranormal activity', and 'X-files'

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    #4

    My Girlfriend's Dad Sent Me This Picture Of Himself Today

    Dad lifting a cat like Simba, face painted like Rafiki; dad jokes taken to another level.

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    Abram I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat: why? The man: it's funny! Stop screaming at me!!

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to him for the face paint

    Heather Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cats face is like, "This is not what I signed up for"

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the time to paint his face for this! XD

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely marry into that family!!!!!

    Watchman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is your Simion and Pumba? Hahaha!

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    #5

    Happiness Level - Dad

    Child enthusiastically decorating a giant cake while dad watches, exemplifying dads taking jokes to another level.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch his face, he's so genuinely happy!! What a sweet dad!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the little child in fathers, that never seems to go away.

    Gail Broekhuizen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the Big Kid (aka Dad) jumping up and down 😂

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I can't handle the jumping

    Kann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, his expression was priceless!!

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little jumps ahahahahahaha

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    #6

    My Dad Had Other Ideas..

    Dad joke at proposal: man kneeling with woman, dad in background holding "Say No" sign.

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    Watchman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was like....."Awww what a nice scarecrow"

    just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it was yes, considering her profile photo is of both of them together, taken in the same place of the proposal

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    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That engagement photo came from another post

    #7

    My Dad Was Looking At Me Like This For Like 5 Minutes Until I Looked Down At His Plate

    Dad sets up pancake and creamer joke at a diner table, showing his comedic creativity.

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    Catalina Blajin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most adorable thing, ahahah

    Valentina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then the murders began!

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before but I never noticed the ghost on the napkin. Haha!

    Mel Schmidt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not the only one who plays with the little creamer tings.

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    #8

    Dad, Why..

    Dad's next-level joke: peeking through ceiling during a kitchen renovation prank.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....Could you hand me that flashlight lying on the floor. I can't see up here.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he literally took it to another level

    Neslihan Hyusein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob is coming.. beware! The owls are not what they seem. *Twin Peaks nerd* :D

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    #9

    My Friend's Dad Is A Dentist. This Is His Pumpkin For Halloween

    Pumpkin with carved teeth and braces, showcasing a dad joke taken to the next level.

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best pumpkin I've seen for ages!

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small one is also very sweet!

    Suzy Madden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I logged in just to give an upvote! Love it.

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    #10

    My Dad Said My Dog Took Over My Room After I Left For College. He Sent Me This...

    A dog-themed office with playful dad jokes, featuring dog toys, a dog statue, and humorous decorations.

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    Steffen Beth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect for his dad knowing how to use Photoshop.....

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even four-legged children deserve a room of their own.

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First the room, then the house. (Can you see it coming?) It'll be a doghouse.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! The dogs are playing poker! Ok. I'm over it now.

    FatBaby
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    7 years ago

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    7 years ago

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    Emiwolfplayz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful :D or should I say Barktiful?

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    #11

    A Girl Got A Text From A Boy Asking To See Her In Her Bra, Dad Replied

    Bearded dad wearing a pink bra with "Pissed Dad" written on his chest, showcasing dad jokes.

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the reaction of the boy ^^ anyway, nice parenting!

    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the "stay away from my daughter" dudes, but it looks like the girl told her parents so I approve!!

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    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the girl's reaction was to tell her parents. this is just good parenting all the way 'round.

    Claire-Michelle Taverner-Pearson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You assume...could be they (parents) helicoptered her. Either way - skeezy of the boy!

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a dad someone would NOT want to p**s off!

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that Dad, from a mum that appreciates the effort

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand that's the last time that boy texts her.

    tara skogly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Exactly what hubby would have done haha

    Mark Jaress
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a dad you want to p**s off

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    #12

    My Dad Put Strawberries On His Face And Asked If He Had An Acne Problem

    Dad with strawberries on his face joking about acne in the kitchen.

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    8 years ago

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    I wish. I want to pop them 😍

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    #13

    My Dad And I Created A "World Sandwich" From Cordoba, Spain To The Exact Opposite Side Of The World In Hamilton, New Zealand

    Dads posing humorously with connected maps, creating virtual handshakes across continents for a dad joke.

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the most creative ideas ever.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm immediately reminded of the classic hit by Styx: "Too Much Time On My Hands".

    Hello Al
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are so cute 😂✊🏼

    Marchen Jans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone asks for a sandwich with everything on it 😃

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    #14

    My Dad Keeps Placing This Around To Scare Me

    Cardboard cutout in a shower, showcasing dad humor taken to another level with playful creativity.

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    the derp king (Liam)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg I'm dying. As I scrolled down the screen slowly (I'm dramatic like that,) Rowan Atkinson's face just rising up at me

    Kimberley Sherry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. My mother has Darryl Dixon in the living room and Aragorn behind her bed.

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    #15

    Exact Photo Description Of A Dad Joke In Action

    Dad humor at a family dinner; kids cover faces while dad laughs, showcasing his jokes taken to another level.

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    Kann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious about the joke now...

    Karen Roche
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not saying any joke. He's holding the selfie thing in a restaurant, that's why they look so embarassed.

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    Bonnie Martin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation: the title is "photo description of a dad joke in action." In the photo, the dad is laughing and everyone else is embarrassed or groaning at the bad joke. So there's nothing you're supposed to "get" ... it's just an illustration of a dad telling a dad joke.

    Bridget Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. BONNIE IS CORRECT. READ WHAT SHE SAID AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

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    Suhas SV
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    david sedaris in the middle

    Jonathan Eatsalot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Kate Thuma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so gleeful! This is great and a perfect representation!

    Jewel Farmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the dad told a 'dad joke', and he got a pic of their reaction to it. (For those who don't get it.) That's what I see, at least.

    Dara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His happiness is everything

    Donna Thompson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better then my dad in restaurants with his fart machine....

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    #16

    Dad Told His Daughter That The Turkey Was Pregnant

    Man surprises two young women with a dad joke by placing a fake hand in a Thanksgiving turkey.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is what you call a practical joker dad!

    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they too old to know how these things work...? :|

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bwahahahaha *taking notes for my future kids* 📝

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ashamed to admit that it took me a few minutes to realize why this would be such a funny joke. I knew i was missing something. Then it hits me: TURKEYS DON'T GET PREGNANT, THEY LAY EGGS!! *Le sigh*

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and she never ate turkey again...

    Jill Earley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this kind of thing before. It kinda sad that they fall for it.

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Please tell me they eventually remembered that birds lay eggs...? XD

    Madisen Talton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude all the feathers are plucked and they lay eggs

    Heather Keedy Bateman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video where the Parent put a Cornish game hen in the turkey cavity. Bwahahahahaha!!!

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    #17

    My Dad Is An Ob/gyn, And Was On-call For Christmas. This Is How He Went To Round On Patients This Morning.

    Dad posing in a red suit with colorful light bulb patterns, showcasing his humorous side.

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    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my favorite pictures on the internet

    Charleen Crawford
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh those poor babies! First thing they will see.

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words cannot describe how much I love this man...whom I've never met and have only seen one picture of. :D

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    #18

    Daughter Asked For Frozen Gifts This Christmas

    Girl with a grumpy expression holding a bag of frozen peas, illustrating dad jokes taken to another level.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That forehead crease!! She's going to have a great mad face when she gets older!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahah! She's not amused. Cute! ♥

    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the shortest 54 year old woman I've ever seen.

    America Alcala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little girl going exorcist face on her Dad! Lol

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    #19

    Never Ask Your Dad To Bring You Stuff At School

    A gift bag with a "Ryan" label, showcasing a dad joke by using a Victoria's Secret shopping bag.

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    Kann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a secret any more :D

    Kaa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Ryan will never forget anything at home again. ^^

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    #20

    Marilyn Manson's Dad Surprised Him At His Recent Photo Shoot With Terry Richardson. Proof That Its A Father's Duty To Embarrass Your Children As Much As Humanly Possible

    Two men in dark clothing, one with face paint making a humorous gesture in a playful dad joke moment.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when Will Smith kissed his son Jaden's cheek on a promotion kinda thing, and the boy was embarrassed, while Will Smith laughed like dads do.

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has 69 upvotes, so no one upvote again!

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    İdil
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His dad looks like Marilyn Manson in 20 years time. Rock on pops!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, where do you think he got all those crazy ideas from in the first place?

    Lydia Austin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see his dad on the next album cover

    Prot Pap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is called manSON, is the dad called manDAD?

    Marlene Chavez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is great!!! Best one ever!!

    Vendetta Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two have one of the weirdest, if not funniest, father/son relationships.

    Brie Hoffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder Marilyn Manson is so screwed up!

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    #21

    God Damnit, Dad...

    Dad's joke taken to another level with a doll head on a cooked chicken, creating a humorous scene in the kitchen.

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    The Cappy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that humor gene doesn't always pass to the next generation.

    Paul van Opstal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture is funny. Language is terrible!

    Anilda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont like the crude words but the pic is funny!

    Jacey Lynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of “Cloudy With A Change of Meatballs”

    George Foster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess your dad needs to teach you some language skills

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude cussed WAY to much for one paragraph. probably to make himself look cool

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    #22

    My Apartment Lost Power For Two Days. I Complained To My Dad, And Minutes Later, I Got A Text: "They're On The Case!"

    Dogs dressed as construction workers with safety gear, tools, and cables; showcasing dads' next-level jokes.

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    #23

    My Dad Has A Good Sense Of Humour

    Boat named "Unsinkable II," showcasing dad humor with a clever joke, against a clear blue sky.

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    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where is the first one?" "It's burned."

    Dragomir Boiadzhiev
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe later he will rename it to Titanic.

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez people that's the joke..... there wasn't a first one it's meant to make you think that there was and it was called unsinkable, and sank

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA i get it since it's the second boat...the last one must've sunk

    Carlos Gil Arroyo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, love it. When I have enough money I'm going to call by boat like this one

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    #24

    So My Friend Has Her First Driving Lesson With Her Dad

    Dad wearing a helmet and life jacket gives a thumbs-up alongside a smiling teenager near a car.

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The life jacket is a nice touch

    Ovidiu Leonte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The indulgence in her eyes... Dad must be in heaven!

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I wish I had seen this before my children had their first lessons

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of the hilarity this picture would cause in her homeroom class.

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    #25

    Was In My Room Studying When My Dad Sent Me This Photo

    Dad relaxing with feet up, next to a pet with paws resembling human legs on a coffee table.

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    Lilya
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought that was a bunny...

    #26

    When Your Dad Thinks Your Bath Bomb Is A Toilet Cleaner

    Toilet bowl filled with vibrant purple bubbles, showcasing a humorous dad joke level moment.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! It's when unicorns have diarrhea.

    Hell Tamás
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's when the smurfs have diarrhea, and only one toilet is in the village.

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    Denise Melek
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Loo now has beautiful soft skin and smells delightfull of a starry summer night.

    Madeline Tuohey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why dad once that a white bathbomb was a cookie. He tried to eat it.

    HumanBeing
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "TWILIGHT FUDGING SPARKLE GET YO A*S DOWN HERE! DA FUDGE HAPPENED IN UR SPARKALY A*S?"

    Chailis Rathbone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, Dad, do you have any idea how expensive those things are??

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    #27

    Just Got Home From Work And Found This Note From My Dad On The Fridge... A Little Confused, I Walked To Into The Living Room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!

    Dad's joke: Note on fridge with money, a cat holding cash on a couch.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazed that the cat stayed holding the money

    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's name is Meatloaf.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see it in his eyes. There's gonna be $40 worth of cat toys when Christopher gets home.

    Josef Vincent Guiang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way DaD was written looks like the cat's face!

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see it until I saw your comment. It does look like a cat face a little bit, I wonder if he did it on purr-pose. (yes I like bad puns.)

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    Art Animal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatloaf the cat. Got his name because he is always LOAFING ABOUT!!!

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    #28

    My Dad Simultaneously Discovered Snapchat And Started Decorating For Halloween... This Is The Result

    A plastic skeleton humorously posed as a "skelfie" in front of a tiled wall, showcasing dad jokes.

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    Miisa Seimola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic was the first one I giggled at. My humour might be bad :)

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hihihi I mean. Hihihu sounds like I am giggling like a idiot

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    #29

    My Daughter Had A Nightmare About Me Getting Sucked Into The Computer, After She Watched Tron. This Is What She Will Wake Up To

    Dual screens displaying a funny dad joke wallpaper, with a man appearing surprised.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like the caring dad you are, you are going to keep reminding her, just for the fun of it.

    Panda Showcase
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go have more nightmares when we wake up!

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    #30

    My Uncle And Dad Found My Cousin's Hair Extensions, And Sent The Whole Family Glamour Shots

    Dad wearing a long wig as a beard, showcasing dad jokes humor.

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    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like dumbledore with blond hair

    Maria Kav
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is tge best really lol

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    #31

    My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

    Person holding a dog tag with a dad joke, reading "Ozzy Pawsbourne, The Prince of Barkness."

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    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's name is Ozzy too!!!

    Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat is Nellie Furtatas

    Vendetta Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should get a black lab, dress it up as a bee, and call it Blackie Pawless.

    Iwasaki_killer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg give me that doggo before i stealo the doggo

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I wasn't allowed to name our firstborn Lemmy. Women, right?!? 😉 😂 😂 😂

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    #32

    My Dad And His Morbid Sense Of Humor Make Their Way To The Family Reunion

    Family laughing as dad holds a humorous "Our Last Family Photo" sign, showcasing dad jokes at another level.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't laugh in life... he's got the right idea here! Love this!

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I seem a pretty morbid person by my behavior, but am really optimistic. My theory is that if you can't laugh at your problems, they will just be worse and make you miserable. So... yay!

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a family that enjoys every minute of their lives to its fullest

    Charleen Crawford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me smile and sad at the same time.

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I'd love when the grandkids come to visit in about thirty years or so, this is the kind of humor I love! 😂😂😂

    Kaleigh Bryant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a birthday party for my dad i September. It was a party for family, friends, anyone that wanted to come. It was basically a last gathering /party for my dad since whe he passed he was to be cremated and only a Celebration of Life for immediate family. Unfortunately my dad passed March 13. Even though battling cancer for 2 years he loved with all he had, was upbeat, smiled, laughed and most of all loved to make others laugh.

    Art Animal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is basically what my grandma did. She organised a family reunion to celebrate my grandpa's 80th early because and I quote "just in case he isn't around that long, and if he's gone before that then we will go anyway!" She says this over the phone. With my grandpa in the room. ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

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    #33

    My Dad's Proudest Christmas Decoration

    A glowing Santa placed humorously at the top of a staircase, showcasing dads' jokes at another level.

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    d bradley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks a lot! you made me spit on my computer screen

    Pernille Dyre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't This #1 😂😂😂😂

    bart simpson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electricity and water don't mix!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess : he was born in Brussels ?

    #34

    Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

    Man lifting a black and white cat to the ceiling in a humorous dad joke moment.

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    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat looks horrified!

    Rhon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the cats eye show it's not that fussed, probably used to it by now!

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    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a cat

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's probably just upset to be in the photo. His secret identity is blown.

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least that's the way my cat acts when I try to take a picture! He hates the camera, & i never use the flash so the reason he hates the camera must be due to his secret.

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    Rodey Hamza Hamzah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While Homer did this with his pig, singing " Spider pig spider pig..." :P

    Am a hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guysssss i’m supposed to be sleeping!! I think me mum can hear me laughing

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    #35

    My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop...

    Teen holding a paper bag labeled "Evidence" as a dad joke in a cafeteria setting.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the son (and all his friends) are gonna remember this as the coolest lunch sack that ever was. Awesome.

    IceyLizard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly it's not filled in 😂

    Carlos Gil Arroyo
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    8 years ago

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    Hope that his dad didn't give him the drugs that he took from the gangsters the day before. But looking at his son's face it might be too late... xD

    #36

    My Mates Dad Is Officially Having A Mid Life Crisis! He Ordered This From Thailand...

    Metal sculpture resembling a sci-fi character, displayed indoors, showcasing a dad's humor taken to another level.

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    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine. From all the stuff he could've ordered from Thailand this is a pretty sane and safe choice.

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy stromboli! A life size Predator! I wonder if much assembly was required...

    Shannon Prestegard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So awesome!!! I'm looking for the female version for Halloween!!

    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually COOL! It's like a Mecha Predator

    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the bloody duck.... screw that porshe, this is the real stuff!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happens to all those rejected machine parts!

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    #37

    My Dad Asked If We Wanted To See A Picture Of His Pride And Joy

    Bald dad holding a card with dish soap, demonstrating his humor in a playful setting.

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    Bineeta Sahoo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he looks so much like Walter white's Heisenberg :O

    Andrea Seiden Giroux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the fact that he carries that around to do that joke is awesome

    Meera Reid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Clean! You forgot to shave!!!

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    #38

    My Dad Likes To Get Up To Hijinks When Left Alone

    Dads taking jokes to another level, holding a humorous sign while sitting in a car.

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    Paul Vogenthaler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that is printed, not written. This takes planning. Haha

    Tantethenoma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Hahahaha!! Oh dad... You are such a cuke.. Straight faced, dry humoured funny guy! 🤗

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (But that also means people wouldn't have to actually break the window and destroy the car to save him) hahaha

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was written it could be a lot more funny!! Just can't be taken seriously printed!

    #39

    My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

    Magnetic poetry on fridge with a humorous dad joke twist about love and beauty.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quite the effort, your wife should appreciate the heck out of that!! Your kind of men are hard to come by!

    Lisa Peterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love this if my husband went to all this trouble (AND thought dat butt hot, too!)

    Meep
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a poem magnet with the word butt on it? Not that it's a bad thing :)

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao "...and dat butt hot"

    #40

    This Is Why I Can't Take My Dad To Nice Places...

    Dad humorously showing his chest to a gorilla statue on a park bench, highlighting dad jokes.

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    CharLovesArt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most hilarious one I've seen!

    Gail Broekhuizen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame you one bit or is it tit?

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so crazy. almost like him. My son is often embarrassed to be with me. :))))

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA is he fr tryna breast feed it

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just won the internet.. I am dead this is the funniest thing I have seen all day .

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    #41

    Mom Said She Wanted A Smaller Tree For The Holidays This Season. Dad Came Home With This

    Dad-level humor with a tiny Christmas tree placed humorously beside a decorated staircase.

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    Makayla Rhodes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Charlie Brown Christmas tree!

    Cole Barry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be held against him she didn't specify 😂

    Livia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's a wittle twee... ^-^

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ? Not small enough ? Women are never satisfied !

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    #42

    My Dad Made A Good Snowball I Guess, He's Really Proud, He Even Made This Photo His Profile Picture..

    A hand wearing a black glove holds a perfectly round snowball, exemplifying dad jokes taken to another level.

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is perfect. Well done!

    C. Wang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta admit, that's a pretty damn good snowball

    Clare Guy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually quite satisfying to look at...x

    Livia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pershfect shnowball

    Alma Sánchez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person thinking this is kind of cute?

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    #43

    So I Was A Fat Baby. This Fact Was Not Lost On My Dad

    A parent humorously displays a baby in a car seat, dressed as a tomato.

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    #44

    You Can Tell Me I'm A Bad Dad But This One Is Staying In The Baby Album

    Baby with pancake mask, illustrating creative dad jokes taken to another level.

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    America Alcala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that Pizza monster from Spaceballs.

    Carlos Gil Arroyo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no... the crepe's royal guards are on the move!

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    #45

    My Dad, The Belly Flop King, About To Ruin My Moms Afternoon

    Dad mid-air over pool, about to land comically near child on float, showcasing dad jokes humor at another level.

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    Laura Marusa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is so serene! Zen of belly flop....

    La Dung
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure you're partner in crime with him since you're the 1 taking the pic lol

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    #46

    My Dad Brought A Kitten Home And Let It Drive

    Dad humor: Man in a car with a surprised expression, holding a kitten at the steering wheel.

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    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toonces the driving cat!

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't scream! You distract the driver.

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww I want cuddles with this tiny fur ball! 🐱

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hihihi cute and funny

    #47

    How To Make Your Kids Hate You

    Dad jokes taken to another level with Fairy detergent bottles placed in a garden setting.

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    Thea Johnsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Reminds me of how my dad used to trick me and my siblings by claiming that the easter bunny was outside our window. Or that it was snowing in the middle of the summer. He would then giggle as a bastard when we rushed to the window to look.

    Dara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of when my father told me we were going out for lunch... Told me to go to the backyard... cracking himself up ¬¬°

    The Bee Kwami
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what you get when you mix up your faries

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell with 'em if they can't take a joke..............

    Janoel Murrey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you but be more careful these are just kids

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    #48

    "I Think My Dad Is Unhappy About My Stepmom's Early X-mas Decorating Spree. He Captioned This On Facebook 'This Is What Happens When You Come Out Of Your Box Bfore Thanksgiving You Damn Dirty Elf'"

    Toy soldier with a gun guarding a duct-taped elf doll; showcasing creative dad jokes.

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    Rhon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toss the elf in Gotmo!

    Marlene Chavez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL .. best elf of the shelf ever!!

    #49

    My Dad Just Sent Me This With The Caption "Minotaur"

    Dad by the pool in a towel with a dog, showcasing elevated dad jokes.

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he obviously needs to get his greek mythology checked. he meant centaur.

    Gustavo Muro Marchani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE SHADOW LOOKS AMAZING, the actuall thing though.....

    Sophie G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's that grinning thing in the corner

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wondering how he lured the dog ? Did he rub something on his a*s or balls...

    Ale Rumba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this can be Cerberus with only one head and not three.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... Am i the only one to see "the stick" sticking out in front in "Minotaur"s shadow!

    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps not but you’ll likely be the only one thinking it’s located at the front of a four legged animal 😜

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    Nini Boo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha centaurus

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    #50

    My Dad Loves Neon Yellow Running Gear. People Always Joke That He Looks Like A Highlighter. So He Became One

    Man dressed in bright neon yellow, labeled as a pen brand, embodying dad jokes at another level.

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    #51

    Graduation Gift From Dad

    Dad holding oversized check with dollar amount as a joke; son in graduation attire smiling.

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    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so 4$ are leftover after printing this huge check?

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and look at the description "for finally succeeding at something" 😆

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    Country_princess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dollar for every year he attended college???

    Evelim C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Ashton Kutcher.

    Ella Greenman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'For finally succeeding at something'

    Andrea Masferrer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that the "When life gives you lemons" guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8

    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he told him ,when he graduated he'd give him a"Big" cheque ;)

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    #52

    My Sister Posted A Picture To Facebook, My Dad Responded

    Dad jokes taken to another level; cozy coffee moments with laptops and playful socks in bed.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one worried about a possible spill? Lol

    Tallulah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah she's watching a movie and he's looking at pictures of pugs

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always pays to advertise, don't you know?

    Maurice Holmes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried about the laptops overheating and starting a fire.

    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly hope your sister is the one on the left and your father on the right

    Christina Petrova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any clues what brand are the socks on the left?

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    #53

    Dad Making Sure My New Boyfriend Is Competent

    Dad playing chess with a baby monitor while dressed casually, showcasing a humorous approach to parenting.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While offscreen, the boy has his iPad out, running a chess app.

    Gursimran82956
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In which he is putting the dad's move at extremely high difficulty

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    Violetta Chemeris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mirrored position and doesn't it look like another back & white queens on the board?!? Staged!

    #54

    My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard..

    Dad in dinosaur costume, smiling and bringing humor to the room.

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    tatty!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i literally thought he was riding something/someone !!

    Rupali Nirmal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Room looks beautiful ! But look how disappointed the dinosaur is ," Gosh, Dad ! You're embarrassing me."

    Nini Boo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hajahahahahahahahahahahhajaha

    #55

    My Dad Went Mushroom Picking In Oslo And Sent Me This On Whatsapp

    Mushrooms resembling humorous shapes, illustrating dad jokes in nature.

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    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice mushrooms.. (and yes my mind is just as dirty as yours!)

    Cole Barry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spit my drink on my tablet.

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deeply Regret scrolling down as my sister came in my room

    Diane Niehaus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAD has a keen eye and a dirty mind!

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    #56

    To Not Lose A Baby Kitten In The House, My Dad Does This

    Dad's joke: birthday balloon tied to a small rock on a patterned rug in a living room.

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    Jamie Kendall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kitten would be in for one heck of a ride if that balloon got caught in a ceiling fan

    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an adult cat and still lose him around the place. Gotta buy him a GPS.

    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once spent two hours searching my house for my cat, calling her name, growing ever more panicked and convinced she'd gotten outside and was gone forever. That lil a*****e was hiding under the couch the whole time. Cats.

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    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Cats are a******s! A while ago lost him..after 1h heard some low meows coming from the closet. He slept on some pillows all that time. Weird cat!

    은별
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a good idea. I prefer the cat to be a bit uncomfortable instead of injured.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it would fly?

    Ovidiu Leonte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GPS system cracked. Used it on my 3 years old daughter in a crowded plaza. Worked brilliantly. Everyone was watching her.

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    #58

    My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Ear Rings For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement

    Dads taking jokes to another level with cat ear rings on fingers.

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another two of those "earings", you get a "KillerKnuckles". Dad thought of self defense too!

    Yu Tts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why Made in China ruins almost everything cute 58d868e9beea9.jpg 58d868e9beea9.jpg

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are a) great idea, b) very nicely done a c) little but practical (and hopefully never needed) protection. What else she would need?

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    #59

    My Dad Made Me Earrings For My Birthday

    Wire earrings shaped into playful human figures, showcasing dad-level jokes.

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    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's talented, thats for sure.

    Rachel Hoffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    bart simpson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you don't know how it works pop round and see me and I'll explain

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the one on the left is meant to be.....

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    It looks like 1 ball.....

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    #60

    "Fancy Name For A Fart" My Dad Whispered While Shopping....

    "Gift set of Wind Song fragrance with body spray and cologne bottle, exemplifying dads' humor taken to another level."

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    Chailis Rathbone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my grandma's favorite perfume... Her ghost is shaking her head right now.

    David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he whispered it...

    #61

    I Asked My Dad For $10 For Gas, He Said "Sure, It's In The Top Left Drawer Of My Computer Desk". Thanks, Dad

    Desk drawer cut in half as dad's joke, with the front half open, and the back half closed.

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    #62

    Ten Minutes After I Tell My 68 Year Old Dad What Hipsters Are, He Comes Back Like This. He Asks "Did I Do It Right?"

    Dad wearing a gray hat and red scarf, humorously posing in a kitchen.

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    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is publishing his own magazine about glutenfree pretzels now.

    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually too close for comfort.

    #63

    Dad Joke Level 100

    Dad posing with a moose head, creating a humorous "mousse" hairstyle joke.

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    #64

    My Son Wanted "cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday

    Teen sits unimpressed at table with a bowl of frozen money, exemplifying dad jokes taken to another level.

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    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one time patience literally pays off

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow my friend's grandmother did this to him, too

    Nini Boo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how they dont forget any detail

    bart simpson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors and nurses, don't forget them

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... thaw it out, and you got cash. Kids of today. They got no patients.

    Livia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's no surprise they have no patients, they aren't doctors after all

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    #66

    "I Only Want Tiny Pancakes Today." Troll Dad Obliges

    Tiny stack of pancakes on a plate with a fork, showcasing a dad's humor at another level.

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    Tanzim Siddiqi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what else is "tiny pancakes" supposed to mean?????

    Elena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, that's adorable. What an awesome dad!

    Sophia Cai
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better caption would be, "I only want a little pancakes"

    #67

    My Mom Asked My Dad If He Was Man Enough To Pick Her Up Something After He Got Off Of Work, So He Sent Her This.

    Dad humor: a man in a store pushing a cart loaded with an excessive amount of feminine hygiene products.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretending he's embraced the task, which actually just making sure he only ever has to do it once. That's what he's actually doing.

    Frederic Lalonde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pick up 1 box meh dont look manly pick up 40 case well that manly

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll never run out 😂

    Panda Man
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will last a couple million generations

    #68

    So I'm Putting Stuff Into The Attic When My Dad Runs In Screaming "why? Why? Why?"

    Dad humor elevated with a large red letter Y prop indoors.

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    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he can! Btw, what the heck did you do to your profile description??

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    Paula Raymundo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine how he screamed! Hahaha

    Kay Pahlad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me it's part of Merry Christmas in that giant size 😮

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    #69

    Every Time My Dad Visits He Hides A $20 Bill Before He Leaves. This Spot Is By Far The Best. I've Been Making Coffee Like This For A Week Before I Noticed

    A dad joke captured: money hidden inside a coffee container's scoop.

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    #70

    How Shopping With Dad Is Better Than Shopping With Mom

    Child holding a large container of cheese balls, exemplifying dad jokes creativity.

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These eyes and that smile says everything!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just won her heart forever...(until she's 16 and wants a horse)

    Suzy Madden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes are as big as those cheesy puffs, she's happy.

    Audrey Collins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that is my dad with my niece!!! Very accurate

    Abderrahman Ghouli
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who could resist a such cute little thing ?

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a roll of bubble wrap

    HumanBeing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a couple yrs older than her, and shopping with dad is best! I can usually get at least 2 good things or snacks or junk I want, Goodgirl

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    #71

    So Me And My Dad Were Out Browsing Army-navy Stores When Then He Threw This At Me And Said, 'she Cant Laugh At What She Cant See!'

    A dad holding a novelty camo c****m package, showcasing humor and creativity.

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    #72

    My Dad Hates Wrapping Presents So He Just Did This

    Dad joke: Christmas gift over-wrapped under the tree with humor, showcasing playful creativity.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also: that elf just isn't trying anymore.

    tatty!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't this the same dad who took that elf hostage??

    Michiel nospam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lazy dad couldn't charm the nice lady at the store to do it for him!

    Country_princess
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    8 years ago

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    not a good job at wrapping if you can still see the presents

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    #73

    My Doctor Told Me To Increase My Sodium Intake. So My Dad Sent Me A 4lb Rock Salt Lick

    Woman holding Himalayan rock salt as a dad joke prop.

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    La
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person ever to be told to eat more salt x3

    Ie Va
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, some medicines decrease amount of salt, so one must use it more.

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt and water can improve blood pressure when it is too low.

    C. Wang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Complementary mineral stuff" sounds very professional

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good daddy taking care of his daughters health... 😂

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it's good enough for cattle, it's good enough for you.

    Lauren Bond
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was doing so well not laughing at these. then i somehow just lost it at this.

    Annelien Lourens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    play overwatch with a tryhard team and pick Hanzo, you'll get your salt.

    Happy Traveller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have to buy this on the internet right? That was a lot of effort in his part. Also there are food safe Himalayan salt slabs, just search "Himalayan rock salt slab", these are used to cook on (you put the food on it, instead of flavouring food with it). Also why are some people so stupid? There is a comment that says it is made for animals and not human and it is 100% correct, yet it was given 10 negative votes and as a result, hidden. Like, why, people? Please give it a positive vote like I did to bring it back up.

    Brianna Bastian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the mineral salt blocks for horses

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    #74

    Told My Dad I Was Going Flying, This Is What He Had To Say About It

    Aerial view of a snow-covered field with a large drawing made by a dad's joke, visible from above.

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    Sierra Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty good. Took a lot of time and effort.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder aliens aren't visiting anymore !

    #75

    Dad Humor

    A dad jokingly pretends to be hit by a car driven by a deer, leaning humorously on the hood.

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    Lilly Mey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandpa got runover by a reindeer..."

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at this on my phone which is set on low light and sunglasses on as I have bad migraines. I honestly thought that the sunlight and shadows on the ground next to the car window was the deer's foal!

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No time to explain! Just get it in the car!"

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.... there's still a dead animal in his car. Would serve him right to really get hit by a car.

    #76

    My Dad Posted This On Facebook And No One Got It (Including Myself). Everyone Was Thinking He Fell Down And Hurt Himself. His Response: "Staged Photo, All Is Well. It Was The First Day Of Fall"

    Man humorously lying on stairs, showcasing dads taking jokes to another level.

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    #77

    My 13 Year Old Daughter Wants A Nose Ring For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement

    A hand wearing a novelty nose ring, displaying classic dad jokes taken to another level.

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    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, if only I had seen this before my daughter got hers

    Gail Broekhuizen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh where did you get this from? My daughter wants one too… Nose ring that is! 😂

    #78

    While Vacationing My Dad Discovered An Discount Candy Store. When I Said I Didn't Want Anything He Sent Me This

    Dad jokingly posing with cash and candy, wearing sunglasses and cap; humorous dad antics on display.

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    #79

    My Father Hits Me With Dad Jokes When My Guard Is The Lowest

    Dad's joke taken to another level with Olaf sticker and "Let it Go" on a toilet seat.

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently they were selling some here with the text: "everything is gong to be fine" Somehow I found that very unsettling...

    Marcellina Joanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    It was supposed to be elsa

    #80

    How My Dad Is Sending Out Gifts This Year

    Humorous dad prank with dinosaur-themed delivery notice and "Merry Xmas" message.

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    Sonja Frost
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs a lot more little green arrows

    mulk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This website's name xD

    Lilly Mey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    www.ohmygodithurts.org This is damn creative! xD

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't send this to his own mother, did he ?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even better is that it actually says "ohmyGOODithurts.org" ;)

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    #81

    I Am Living Abroad And Asked My Parents To Celebrate My Dog's Birthday Since I Am Away. My Dad Texted Me This Picture Titled, "birthday Party"

    Dogs and cats eating on a wooden floor, with one dog humorously dressed as a hamburger, showcasing dad jokes.

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    #82

    Every Year My Dad Gets Us Odd Religous Candles Around The Holidays. This Year He Really Outdid Himself

    Dads' jokes taken to another level with humorous saint-themed candles on a countertop.

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    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My good Catholic mother would not be happy... where can I get one?

    mulk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the "St Nicolas Cage" one?

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an Etsy store that makes candles like this!

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    #83

    Found My Dad Playing Pool Like This

    Dad standing on billiard table in a humorous attempt to play pool, showcasing his playful joke.

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sound like a very interesting idea. But I wouldn't play it on table but level it with ground. Maybe I will build something like that on garden when I will have some extra money and time. So... to be continued in ten years or so

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would nearly kill anyone he caught doing this to his pool table! Us kids had to use our hands until he was happy enough with our skill level/carefulness then we got to use the pool cue. It taught me to respect special objects as well as people as pool cues can rip the cloth and hurt someone if you accidentally hit them.

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you cant, why wouldn't you? Makes the game more challenging, lol

    Jay Baker
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    8 years ago

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    The pool balls or cue ball isn't even close to him cough cough staged

    #84

    My First Time Leaving Her, And Dad Decides This Is The Picture To Send..

    Baby lying in a roasting pan inside an oven, showcasing dads' jokes at another level.

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She keeps her warm and secure in ventilated place. And with light so she wouldn't be scared. He is dad of the year!

    The Bee Kwami
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    8 years ago

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    O_O DON'T YOU FUCHING DARE!!!!!!! >:(

    #85

    Many Years Ago My Dad Got To Meet Christopher Reeves. The Man Of Steel Did Not Appreciate His Shenanigans

    Dad reveals Superman shirt under suit, making a playful joke.

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...just googled Reeve's story..Didn't know he passed away in 2004 and that he had been paralyzed since 1995 :( So sad.

    Anique Whitehurst
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow do you live under a rock? I'm out of touch but darn

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CR...the best suitable actor for 'Superman" part. RIP.

    RaVen Sequoia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, surprised Christopher Reeve was a spoilsport - wow, lighten up.

    #86

    Asked My Dad What He Was Doing With His Tax Return And He Sent Me This

    Dad lying on the floor laughing, covered in cash, showcasing his humorous side.

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    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funny if dad's name is Johnny.

    #87

    Cleaning Out Some Of My Dad's Old Files. I Don't Know What I Expected

    Dads' jokes elevated: a folder humorously filled with SPAM labels.

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really need to clear your Spam folder more often. :)

    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been an awesome smile without seeing anything, because of, er, onions. Yes.

    Cole Barry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an email thing with spam in your inbox

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    #88

    My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed..

    Toasted bread slices arranged humorously in a shower, showcasing a dad joke.

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    김지수
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't mess with a pregnant woman... there will be consequences.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why men have babies. well done.

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    #89

    We Just Had Our First Baby. My Sister-in-law Who Lives Far Away Sent Us This Text And This Is All My Husband Responded With

    Text message joke with a baby hand humorously staged by dad.

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    #90

    Every Equinox, My Dad Balances An Egg Upright And Sends Me The Pic. This Year, He Outdid Himself

    Egg placed on a wooden stair banister, showcasing a dad's joke taken to another level.

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    Richard Ranney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The days are longer around the summer solstice and shorter around the winter solstice. When the Sun's path crosses the equator, the length of the nights at latitudes +L° and -L° are of equal length. This is known as an equinox. There are two solstices and two equinoxes in a tropical year. Solstice - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solstice

    Łukasz Wydra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just checking what this word means. XD Thanks for help. :)

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    Susie Saint Charles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never believed that was actually a real thing! Wow!

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spring equinox is also known as Ostara and is where Easter originated. On Ostara, tradition is to paint eggs and plant things in celebration of fertility and growth. I think this dad is doing an awesome job celebrating the balance :-)

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what has that got to do with standing an egg up like that??

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equinox? Is that an American thing? Summer equinox? Winter equinox?

    #91

    My Dad Ran Up To Me In The Garden Centre Yesterday And Asked Me To Take A Photo Of His 'Massive Tits'….

    Man humorously posing with bird figurines at a garden store, embodying classic dad jokes.

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    Verena Heisenberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please!! how cute is he?! such a nice and warm smile, I like the look in his eyes - so much joy! :)

    Kat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside, I would've so wanted to buy those! So realistic and cute

    #92

    Family Was Invited To A Cowboys And Indians Party. My Dad Is On The Left

    Dads in costumes with friends, showcasing next-level humor in a playful setting.

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    Karina Jadia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE HIM! HE UNDERSTANDS 'INDIAN' MEANS FROM INDIA!

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though that's not how we usually dress unless we are doing a magic show.

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    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have just successfully rolled my eyes for the first time since I was a teenager.

    Amanda Cariker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a video game merchant

    #93

    Let It Go. Dad Thought It Was So Funny

    Cardboard cutout of an animated character humorously placed on a wooden fence, showcasing dad-level jokes.

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    #95

    My Dad Thought Waking Me Up As The Easter Bunny Would Be Too Cliché...

    Dad wearing a unicorn mask and pink dress, showcasing a humorous take on jokes.

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    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah that old one.. the Easter Unicorn.....

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone woke me up in that, I would probably punch them in my sleepy haze XD

    Sonja Frost
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so he went with the worst possible horror movie scenario ever lol

    #96

    My Dad Just Got His Chest Port For Chemotherapy Today. Here He Is Testing It Out

    Dad humor elevated: A shirtless dad with a beer bottle IV setup, giving thumbs up on a couch.

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    Nancy Arnold
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see he's got a good sense of humour

    Cathy Baker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best wishes to you and your dad!

    Lynda Shaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definately want this man to make it. We need him in this world!

    Lisa Peterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great sense of humor! Praying all goes well!

    Raphael Silva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His humor will keep him alive. There is roughly a 20% mortality from cancer just because you get depressed over it. Also I hope he didn't actually get beer in him like that! It will actually kill him!

    Katie Fallon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sense of humor will do him well during this battle!

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    #99

    My Dad Insisted On Getting His Picture Taken With This "Giant Kotex Pad" At Sam's Club

    Man humorously pointing at a pool float resembling a sanitary pad, showcasing dad jokes taken to another level.

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    #100

    My Dad Emailed Me This Picture Of Himself After Getting An Ipad, The Title "Here Comes The Sun"

    Dad with a distorted face effect for a humorous photo, showcasing dad jokes creativity.

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is nice to have someone to share with!

    Verena Heisenberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me he looks like a mixture of phil collins and robin williams :) <3

    iisataniipersonii
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to be the sun in teletubbies

    #101

    Friend Sent Me This Saying "it's Not My Fault She Has No Imagination"

    Child sitting on couch horse blanket, dad joke creativity at its best.

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    #102

    This Was My College Graduation Present. Over $1500 Of Change My Dad Saved Over The Last Four Years

    Man surrounded by bottles and coins, playfully demonstrating a dad joke taken to another level.

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    #103

    "i Asked For Money This Christmas, So My Dad Individually Wrapped 100 Single Dollar Bills"

    Dad joke taken to another level: a chair covered in gift cards with humorous holiday designs.

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    #104

    Dad Gave Me An Eye-Pad As A Gift This Christmas. He Thought It Was So Funny...

    Young woman holding a cardboard with a drawing, displaying a playful dad joke in front of a Christmas tree.

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    Jessica Gorrell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have used googly eyes lol

    #105

    For A Brief Moment I Thought My Dad Had Gotten Me An Amazing Christmas Present

    Mercedes car key-shaped USB drive in a box, showcasing dad jokes taken to another level.

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    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she probably thought it was a pair of keys or something

    #106

    My Dad Said If I Took Part In His Stupid Photo Idea, I Wouldn't Have To Shovel For The Rest Of The Day

    Dad reclining on a lounge chair in a snow-covered yard, holding a drink, showcasing dad jokes at another level.

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    #107

    I Got In An Argument With My Dad Earlier Today And Just Now He Came Into My Room, Put This Down, And Left Without Saying A Word (i'm Allergic To Peanuts)

    Bag of nuts humorously labeled as containing air, showcasing dad jokes.

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    #108

    Should I Be Worried About My Dad?

    Dad with sunglasses and scarf, holding a drink, sharing a funny moment with a dog also in sunglasses.

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    #109

    My Dad Told Me To Take A Picture Of Him With A Giant Fork And Put It On The Website I Always Go On

    Man holding a giant fork in a store, illustrating dads taking jokes to another level.

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    #110

    Dad Sent This Photo With The Caption "Squashed My Toe"

    Foot on grass with a banana replacing a missing toe, showcasing dad jokes to another level.

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    #112

    This Is My Dad. He's A Cereal Killer

    Dad dressed humorously, with cereal boxes attached, showcasing dad jokes taken to another level.

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    #113

    Dad Said "Upload This To Imgur And Call It 'Penis De Silo'"

    Old barn with a leaning silo, showcasing a classic example of dad-level humor with exaggerated tilt.

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    #114

    A Picture Of My Dad Holding My Sister After She Got A Body Cast

    Dad balancing a baby on his hand, showcasing a playful joke taken to another level.

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    #115

    Left My Protein Out Overnight & Came Back To This...thanks Dad

    Bag of protein powder labeled "Serious Mass," humorously altered with a dad joke.

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    #116

    Found This Note In My Bathroom Drawer After My Dad Tried To Borrow Toothpaste

    Dad joke note about using a cream as toothpaste, with various toiletries on a bathroom counter.

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    Stephanie Hutner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been on the internet for years. It was a boyfriend and girlfriend. F*****g weird people using other people's pictures.

    Raphael Silva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason I no longer keep hemorrhoid cream in the medicine cabinet and instead keep it on the toilet tank....never again will I sleepily brush with the wrong thing...

    Richard Ranney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't quite understand my mood, but I find this terribly funny today.

    Country_princess
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Can he not read? It clearly says anti-itch creme

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you not take a joke? Credit dad with some common sense for once.

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    #117

    Shit My Dad Sends Me Now That He's Discovered E-mail

    "Creative dad joke sculpture resembling a black pipe figure installed by a red building."

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    IAmTheRealTimbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much is it to buy one? WHere do they ship to? Not that I want one or anything... if that's what what ur implying...

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    #119

    Dad:" I Don't Need The Instructions"

    Dad's tent humor gone too far, resulting in a collapsed tent at a scenic campsite.

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    Miss Jackson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think i could of done it so well!

    #120

    My Dad Just Sent Me This Photo, Glad To See He Went For The Camera Before Addressing The Issue

    Toaster on fire in a kitchen, illustrating an extreme dad joke gone wrong.

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    Wes Keck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...... and the toaster's toast.

    Country_princess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you set a toaster on fire? How is that even possible?

    IAmTheRealTimbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once set the smoke alarm off by burning my toast...

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    #121

    Mom Sent Me This Picture With A Caption: Dad Wants To Know What He Should Eat First. He's Just Cracking Himself Up"

    "Dad joke visual with a fried chicken piece and egg humorously arranged on a blue plate."

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    Am a hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a coincidence that the piece of chicken looks like a chicken

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debate still on, which came out first - Chicken or Egg!

    JELollis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken looks like a chicken.... What... the ... cluck...

    #122

    My Dad Said He Sorted It By Color

    Cutlery drawer humorously disorganized, showcasing dad-level joke creativity.

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might have said, "i assorted it..."!

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, taking your life in your hands going into that drawer!

    #123

    Ask My Dad For Help With Bullies At School, This Is What I Got The Next Day

    Dad joke creation: wooden log with nails and scissors attached, humorously resembling a medieval weapon.

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    OTTERZ4LIFE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harley-Quinn needs that back...

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ACTUALLY Negan*** needs that back...get your facts straight

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    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's been watching too much Walking Dead.

    Elizabeth Goodwin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dad did that... I could have used it

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little OTT, and pre-historic, but should do the trick!

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    #124

    A Friend Of Mine Told Her Dad That She Wanted An Air Conditioner For Her Room... He Came Back With This

    Homemade air conditioner with a fan and cooler, showcasing dad humor creativity in a practical joke.

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    therealpixie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't laugh. That thing will actually work. You just put ice in it, and the air that blows out feels great.

    Denise Stark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All apartment dwellers should know how to make one of these, put a bunch of ice in there and it works!!

    Gerry Craft
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made one for friends. It cooled the bedroom down pretty good without having to run the whole house system.

    KL Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These air coolers (literally) actually work if you seal the cooler well.

    #125

    My Dad Sent This Pic To Me

    Dad in a plaid robe drinking from a mug with a cheeky design, showcasing dad jokes humor.

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    ALONA BERGERON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so me and my dad has this thing where he sticks the Butterfinger at me and I cant wait until I can stick it back t him

    #126

    Home For The Holidays And Playing Monopoly With Dad...checks For Counterfeits

    Dad humorously checks Monopoly money under the light during a game night, illustrating classic dad jokes.

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    #127

    My Dad Said He Found A Rock That Looked Like A Face And I Came Home To This....

    Rock wearing a hat with "I'm having a no hair day" text, showcasing a playful dad joke with a cigarette prop.

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    #128

    My Sister And Her Friend Were Excited To Walk Across The Frozen Lake. Guess My Dad Was Excited Too

    Two girls posing on a snowy field with a dad photobombing from a balcony in the background, showcasing dad jokes.

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    Philip Atkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to find him, but totally worth the fifteen seconds of confusion

    #129

    So My Dad Found My Hair Extensions...

    Bald man humorously sporting a long black beard, wearing a beige sweater, exemplifying dad jokes.

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    #130

    My Dad Said "look, Those Tv Models Are Pirates"

    TV boxes with faces wearing drawn eyepatches, showcasing dad jokes at another level.

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    #131

    My Brother Cutting The Lawn With A Pair Of Scissors After Getting Lippy With My Dad

    A dad pulls a prank on his son by pretending the guy is sitting on grass instead of a parking space.

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    iisataniipersonii
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i acully had to cut a huge lawn with a tiny pair of scissors. it took 3 1/2 days and i got blisters. teh scissors were way to small

    #132

    My Dad Texted Me A While Back Saying He Sent Me A Treat In The Mail And He "may Have Gone A Bit Overboard"...the Package Came Today

    Dad joke level: Tin filled with Junior Mints boxes humorously stacked beside it.

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter would love this! I need that lunch box for her! So cool!

    just a hamilfan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wth! you cant go over bored with junior mints! movie month anyone?

    Nevaeh Struck - RTM Student
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED THAT CANDY(my fav) that would be the best day of my little life...

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out! too many have a laxative effect...

    Nadine Lujan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so awesome - I haven't had my father in my life so I missed out on this kind of stuff. This would just be so cool to get!

    #133

    My Dad Finally Found Out About My Tattoo And Won't Stop Giving Me Shit For It

    Dad humor with a knife on his arm, pretending it's a phone at an outdoor table.

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    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's actually IS a pretty unoriginal tattoo

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody wants to get hurt...

    Mibo Dumplings
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the colour of ur eyebrows and the colour of ur hair aren't the same

    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get that as a tattoo anyway!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    If I had a face like that, I'd want to go under the knife too.

    #134

    So My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture Of The Cactus He Grew...

    A cactus humorously shaped, illustrating dads' jokes taken to another level.

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    Christian Johannsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2009 I had a similar looking cactus, the first time my girlfriend back then saw it, she just pointed at it and said: "I'm not THAT kinky."

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks less like a dildo and more like a dildon't!

    #135

    My Friend Works At The Movie Theater. This Is His Dad Reaping The Benefits

    Dad enjoying a huge bag of popcorn in a recliner, illustrating dad jokes at another level.

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    #136

    My Dad Didn't Have 19 Candles But He Had A 4. So He Said "this Cake Is 4 Your Birthday, So.."

    Dad joke with a cake and number 4 candle, showing humor at another level.

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    needfx
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The candle was mistakenly forgotten in his jacket pocket. It was intended for his child's birthday, at home. His home. Hom, It had slipped his mind which was anywhere but there most of the time. What time is it anyway..., where's the knife, years ago. Cake

    #137

    I Don't Know What's More Funny: The Fact That My Dad Is Wearing This Or That He Called It A Snuggly?

    Dad humor in action: wearing a leopard print snuggie while holding a wine glass, showcasing playful fashion.

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    Kate Noble
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a fancy wizard robe!

    Annelien Lourens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahah he looks like a foreign Wizard visiting the Ministry of Magic

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    #138

    My Friend And His Girlfriend Took A Funny Picture, Then Her Dad Made It Epic

    A man and woman posing at a bowling alley next to funny dad joke comments on social media.

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    DarkLumiya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implying that she gives her boyfriend blue balls, as in doesn't sleep with him etc

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    #139

    Finally Convinced My Dad To Start Watching Breaking Bad. I Woke Up To This Text From Him - I Think It's Gone Too Far

    A dad wearing a printed mask over his face, showcasing dad jokes taken to another level.

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    #140

    Dad, Stahp

    Dads take jokes to another level with a peanut, butter, jelly jar, and thyme spice on a wooden table.

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    #141

    Bad Dad Or Brilliant?

    Dad humor with letter blocks arranged creatively, showcasing a playful note about parenting tactics.

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    needfx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    THIS JUST IN: Father stunned by baby savant. Letter block foolishness turns south when it also turns out it is a cross-dimension dopletwin from another mother too which turns further out she was never pregnant in the first place. END OF TRANSMISSION

    #142

    I Just Asked My Dad To Leave The Straightener Outside The Door Before His Shower...

    Dad humor with tangled hair tools on wooden floor, showcasing creative jokes.

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    Amy Brillon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a chick. I see 3 different types of straighteners. I would have done the same thing.

    Ie Va
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to know whst she meant :D

    #143

    My Dad Posted This To Facebook Today With The Caption, "as I Get Older, I Find It Easier To Lift My Legs Up Than Bend At The Waist To Get A Drink Of Water"

    Dad humor: A man lying face down on a kitchen counter, balancing humorously between a sink and stove.

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    Debbie Sohm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard I can't breath.........dads!

    #145

    My Dad Gets Weirder Everytime I Come Home

    Dad wearing a gray T-shirt with a humorous dachshund graphic and text: "My Weiner does tricks."

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    eimipet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding an unliked comment is a good deed... right?

    Susanne Katharina Herscheid
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    The writing makes me sick. It's Wiener because the Austrian town is called Wien...

    #146

    Asked My Dad To Paint With Me, This Is What He Did For His First Painting

    Man holding a painting of a beer can, showcasing dad humor.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-American: What is that?

    Lady Clare
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #147

    Dad Put Daughter's Hair In A Bun...

    Dad joke: A girl's hair tied with a bread roll instead of a hair tie for a humorous effect.

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    #148

    My Husband Is Such A Shit

    Dad's joke involves a baby hidden among plush toys on a couch.

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    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jhoa...do you have children? If you do, do they walk about covered in foam?

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    That´s quite adangerous...hopefully he didn´t leave her/him like that.

    #149

    My Dad Was Going Out I. A Sweater Vest, And I Told Him He Should Dress "cooler". He Comes Back Downstairs Looking Like This

    Dad in a kitchen wearing a hoodie, hat, and gold chain, humorously posing with finger up.

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    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointed there's not a picture of a cooler wearing a jacket or something :D

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that your dad even has that in his closet...

    #150

    Lost My Gopro A Month Ago. My Dad Still Thinks It's Funny...

    A dad holding a cartoon strip with a hermit crab joke, showcasing dad jokes on another level.

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    #151

    My Dad Posted This On Facebook Today. He Gave Me His Blessing To Post It

    Dad lying on ground with fake leopard and bow setup, showcasing a humorous level of dad jokes.

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    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity they do not actually do this in real life, but this is funny in a way

    #152

    I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad...

    Dad and child with matching glasses and funny Photoshop beards, showcasing dad jokes at another level.

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    #153

    This Was My Wife's Christmas Present From Her Dad

    Dad joke taken to another level with a creepy mannequin under the Christmas tree.

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it!! Scare my niece when she comes over next

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    #154

    My 60-year-old Dad Trying On The Latest Trends At Urban Outfitters

    Dad in a colorful outfit, flexing humor with a playful pose, standing against a patterned wallpaper background.

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    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acid wash jeans with an elastic waistband will never go out of style

    Amy Brillon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow he doesn't look 60 at all. Good for him.

    needfx
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right Said Fred - Next Millennium Edition

    #155

    A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did...

    Boat labeled "Tuition" docked, showcasing a playful dad joke.

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    #156

    So My Dad Got A New Spatula...

    Dad holding oversized spatula, showcasing his sense of humor in the kitchen.

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    #157

    My Dad Sent Me This With The Caption "police Brutality Is Really Getting Out Of Hand. I Wasn't Doing Anything!"

    Dad posing humorously with women in police costumes on a city street at night.

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor man.... He will end up feeling sore and stiff in the morning...

    The Bee Kwami
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most men would love that (don't judge my knowlage! please)

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    #158

    My Dad Asked For A Drink Since My Friend And I Were Making Cocktails, I Handed Him A Cosmopolitan And This Was His Reaction

    A dad humorously poised with a cocktail in a kitchen, showcasing funny dad jokes.

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    #159

    The Big Girl Is Into Pranks. Here's One For Her

    Dad humor taken to another level with a surprise under the toilet paper roll.

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    Richard Ranney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not want to find that! I am not sure my heart would take it!

    Raphael Silva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'd already be on the toilet cause I would literally s**t myself with that.

    Isabel Christian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I found that the whole thing would be immediately hurled across the room, smashing into the wall. Not that I'm scared of spiders or anything.

    Amy Brillon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a joke as much as the next person. I am not afraid of Spiders. This would scare what ever sh*t is left out of me!

    #160

    Dad Stacks Cheerios On His Kid

    Dad humor in action: Cheerios stacked on a sleeping baby's face, showcasing playful parenting.

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    #162

    Dad Never Fails To Rip Ass During Family Photos

    Dad standing humorously in front of an art display with laughing bystanders, showcasing dad jokes.

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    Heather Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always bend at the knees when you fart so you don't throw out your back

    Renee Dykes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the pictures behind him....that reaction..lolz

    Cole Barry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is one of total relief and satisfaction

    Patrick Lane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the painting is covering her nose!

    Cole Barry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is one of relief 😂😂😂

    Khalid Chahine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the painting behind him is covering its face too

    Gustavo Xella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the painting behind them felt it!

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    #163

    Troll Dad Level: Awesome

    Dad joke with two upside-down water glasses and a playful note on a counter.

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    Brenton Oechsle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Just hold a bucket by the edge of the counter and scoot the glasses till they empty into the bucket

    Raphael Silva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a hard plastic card or even a coaster to flip it upside down, then just quickly pull it from under the cup.

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    #164

    Be Careful What You Wish For. This Is The Result Of My Mom Nagging My Dad To Get A Haircut. Glorious

    Dad with a mullet hairstyle in a restaurant, showcasing his sense of humor and style.

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    #165

    My Dad Just Took The Packing Foam From My New Laptop, Set This Up, And Declared That If All Goes Well, I Should Have Another New Laptop By Morning

    Foam pieces creatively stacked on a red chair, showcasing dad jokes to another level.

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    Seyi Babatope
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a couple of seconds but imagine the two pieces as little dogs

    FatBaby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made two figures look like they're having sex...which would create another laptop..ig

    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men will be men! It's all they think about!! XD

    Gabor Bak
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negativ! We spare some time for beer too!

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    #166

    My Dad (Math Teacher) Sent Me This With The Caption "I've Had It With These Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfuckine Plane"

    Graph board displaying snakes, illustrating dad jokes creatively with playful humor.

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    Kayla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this one made me chuckle

    #167

    Donald Trump On Fox News. My Dad Paused It On This Shot

    Television screen showing a man making a funny expression, exemplifying how dads take jokes to another level.

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    Jhoa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t think that´s hard...

    Peta Hurley-Hill
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not difficult to get a picture of Trump looking like and idiot...

    Bridget Worley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maggie Norden this is for your dad.

    Iwasaki_killer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD HES SMILING AWKWARDLY EVERYONE EMAIL THIS TO HIM

    Mike Nerush
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North Korea Said What ! Doh! Now who do I threaten grrrrrr.......

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it is not for a cartoon movie? haha

    Sue Prewitt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigger question is why is he watching Faux News

    #168

    My Pregnant Wife Took This Photo Of Her Dad And I Today. Looks Like I'm Ready To Be A Father.

    Two dads napping on recliners with newspapers, showcasing their humor and laid-back attitude.

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    #169

    My Dad Just Handed Me The Dad-Est Joke I've Ever Been A Part Of

    Dad joke creation: a wooden "quarter pounder" tool held in hand, showcasing humorous craftsmanship.

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    M O'Connell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coin in question is an American 25-cent piece (aka a 'quarter [dollar]'), a 'Quarter Pounder' is also the name of a signature hamburger at a famous chain restaurant. It's a play-on-words, but not a good one. Just like most dad-jokes :)

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to explain a joke then it is not a joke!

    Christian Johannsen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me but a couple of seconds but then 😂😂

    #170

    Part Of My Inheritance. Dad Always Was A Funny Guy. These Were In The Same Envelope

    Zimbabwe trillion dollar notes and Monopoly money as a dad joke.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually have consecutive serial numbers?! Where did these even come from?! ...Ok, I googled it for you: Years of terrible monetary policy created ultra-mega-hyper-inflation of the Zimbabwean dollar. They currency was demonetized in 2015 and bank accounts were converted to US dollars at a rate of 250 trillion to 1. What we are looking at here, is 4USD.

    Manuela Simon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn´t it terrible? when it started in Zimbabwe I counted that with my monthly income I could only by one liter of milk there because inflation was so quick

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    Delia Campbell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We learned from a Zimbabwean that the notes once had the image of a certain dignitary on them. They were removed from circulation when that certain dignitary discovered that the notes were being used as lavatory paper so that they could wipe their bottoms on his face!

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    #171

    I Was At Mcdonalds And This Kid Dropped His Chocolate Milk, Began To Cry, And His Dad Got Up, Said “this Some Instagram Shit” And Started Taking Pictures

    Dad jokingly pretends to capture a disappearing act with spilled drink and child on diner bench.

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    Ronwe TheFallen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely do the same thing. That, or I'd be laughing way too hard to do anything.

    #172

    My Dad Was Best Man In A Wedding Last Night, He Did A "shadow Bomb" Of The Groom... Nice Dad..

    A dad makes funny bunny ears gesture behind friends at an outdoor night event.

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    Ava Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's he tying to lick there hehe

    #173

    I Told My Dad To Get Frozen Yogurt

    Frozen-themed Go-Gurt box with dad joke shared on packaging, featuring characters and flavor details.

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    #174

    Dad Said We Woke Up To A Leak In The Attic. Sent Me This Hahah

    Creative dad joke taken to another level with a humorous ceiling design in a home.

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    #175

    My Parents Got A Low Flow Toilet And To Keep It Simple My Dad Wrote Directions On The Top. It Did Come In Handy But It Was Hysterical

    Toilet tank with pee and p**p labels, showcasing a dad joke.

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    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG...I didnt know! I have the same toilet! Something useful i learnt on BoredPanda today!

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why all the nice words in English begin with a "p"?

    #176

    I Asked My Dad For A 640gb Hdd For My Birthday...

    A pile of USB drives humorously packaged as if collectible cards, showcasing a dad's joke elevated to another level.

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    Michiel nospam
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get enough hubs, you could RAID-0 the hell out of those!!

    Samantha Beckett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably cost more to buy all those than it would have to buy the hard drive.

    #178

    Fun With Baby Monitors

    A dad photobombs baby monitor, showcasing humor in parenting.

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    Annelien Lourens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A rare picture of Sam's childhood with his yellow eyed friend.

    Lilly Mey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby's eyes are black! It's possessed! o.O

    #179

    So My Dad Got Us All New Ipads For Christmas...

    Dad joke level: gift padded with giant googly eye, hand holding it up humorously.

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    #180

    My Friend's Birthday Present From Her Dad

    Dad jokes elevated: iPad box filled with assorted coins as a humorous surprise.

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    #181

    My Dad Got Me A Hooker For Christmas This Year

    Extra long hook tool on packaging, used for jokes and humor by dads.

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    Ie Va
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell it, dont show? :D

    Kat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a play on words. Hooker.. Prostitute.. Get it?

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    #182

    Dad Sent Me This Picture Telling Me He Found An "Urban Youth" Repellant At Target

    Dad humor: a window cleaner bottle aimed at a photo of a smiling child on a store wall display.

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    Jhoa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an add from the early 1900s. I´m sure they got allot of complaints for that.

    Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to do with racist. Just look at the photo! Is 'racist' the first word that comes into brain when you see a black person?

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    #183

    My Dad Sent Me This Picture From Guam

    A dog wearing sunglasses and a hat riding a buffalo, illustrating dads' jokes taken to another level.

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not care what it is it is abused

    Stephanie Hutner
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    8 years ago

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    Wow that's so f****d up. Puppy is cute. That cow is f*****g abused. Getting pulled around by its nose. I hate people.

    Carolyn Boin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you call abuse may well be a way for a poor man in a third world country feeds his wife and children. :) In some places, people don't have all those grand agricultural machines to plow the earth with. And, yes, I do notice the shiny black car behind. It's Guam. Some people are rich, some people are poor. It is really hard for many families in such places to fend for themselves, so if you ask me, I don't mind animals being used to help families survive.

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    #184

    Told My Dad About 'bananas For Scale.' He Sent Me This. I've Created A Monster

    Dad joke with a scale balancing bananas, displaying classic humor in a grocery store setting.

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    #185

    My Dad And I Were Having A Deep Father-daughter Talk, Then He Sends Me This...

    Dad joke text exchange about a peach emoji looking like a b**t.

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    #186

    My Dad Sent Me This Along With "microsoft"

    Butter in a microwave, demonstrating dads' jokes taken to another level.

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    #187

    Pool Day!

    Child in a kiddie pool playfully drinking from a garden hose.

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    #189

    Everyone Knows The Best Protection From Anyone Reading Your Mind Is A Tinfoil Hat

    Child wearing a tinfoil hat and smiling in a bedroom; example of dads' jokes at another level.

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    #190

    My Brother Gives My Dad Clothes. My Dad Sends Us This

    "Man in various plaid shirts, showcasing dad jokes with identical poses and background."

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    Fire Bird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That new post, sign up post and so on is not supposed to be there. Should read My brother gives my dad clothes, etc........

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried 2 minutes deciphering the header! And. Whats so funny in these snaps?! 😟

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's freed from his service as a house elf now.

    #191

    My Sister Shared Photoshoot Pics On Her New Motorcycle, So Our Dad Bought A Motorcycle And Posted His Pics, Too!

    Dad humor: man in helmet striking funny poses on an orange scooter, set in a rural area.

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    Leoninus Fate
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a scooter..... I know cause I have a deeper red one I drive around on {idk maybe where they are from it could be called a motorcycle? I just never heard of them being called anything but a scooter}

    Demsy Ciu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What i know is in indonesia, scooter is more to be called with motorcycles than scooter.. lately the automatic variants scooter called with matic.. idk in other country what they call it

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    #192

    I Wanted To Take A Picture Of Dad For My Son In Bootcamp. Dad Said: "make Sure You Tell Him I'm Posing With A Dirty Hoe"

    Dad in a humorous t-shirt, holding a shovel, standing by a wooden fence in a backyard.

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