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When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!
Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.
Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.
Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.
More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)
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#1
Askhole
#2
Bedgasm
#3
Textpectation
#4
Chairdrobe
HeronFeather 9 years ago
Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?
#5
Masturdating
#6
Cellfish
MarkusKurniawanHidajat 9 years ago
So very common things recently, represented nicely with the word.
#7
Nonversation
TamourAllen 9 years ago
I like to think of it more as silentsation. ie:speaking without talking.
#8
Destinesia
JoshuaRangel 9 years ago
So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!
#9
Errorist
#10
Carcolepsy
LauraBridges 9 years ago
Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!
#11
Ambitchous
#12
Hiberdating
MartinaVeselá 9 years ago
Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.
#13
Youniverse
#15
Columbusing
#16
Unkeyboardinated
#17
Afterclap
RobertFraser 9 years ago
There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.
#18
Beerboarding
#21
Unlightening
#22
Nerdjacking
#23
Nomonym
#24
Doppelbanger
#26
Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love
Final score:
37points
JackRawlinson 9 years ago
Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.
#28
Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed
Final score:
30points
#29
Typerventilating
Final score:
30points
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Never before in the history of mankind have so many been so aware of the typerventilating histrionics of one single man
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MarckSanchez 9 years ago
LAUNDRAIL: Wet articles left out to dry on stairs or balcony railings
MarckSanchez 9 years ago
LAUNDRAIL: Wet articles left out to dry on stairs or balcony railings
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