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23 Brutally Honest And Inappropriate Greeting Cards For People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor

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Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

The “de-motivational speaker” creates simple greeting cards with short messages on them. They are rather rude but in a funny way! The cards include sayings like "You're getting old motherfucker" or "I guess I like you more than the rest of these insufferable shits". Check them out below and vote for your favorites!

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

OMG! YES!!!!

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#2

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Cassie 7 years ago

Fell? FELL???? As a woman who has given birth four time I WISH!!

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nighty fox dreemurr 7 years ago

S**t men

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#4

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Viola Black 7 years ago

Yuppp.... Cats claw their way into your hearts and would never let go!

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shealynnjoyner 7 years ago

I NEED THIS CARD so meh

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Christine Santos 7 years ago

Yessssssssssss

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#7

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Christine Santos 7 years ago

Lol

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

SO GREAT!

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#9

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Crazy Bagel 7 years ago

What happened to "you'll always have the cats"?!? 😱

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Amber Ridgdill 7 years ago

lol Sort of the opposite of "Never ask a woman when she's due."

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nighty fox dreemurr 7 years ago

appy ice to the burnt area.

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nighty fox dreemurr 7 years ago

Kind.

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#13

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nighty fox dreemurr 7 years ago

I'll do the sacrifice.

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#14

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Kat Blak 7 years ago

Now why isn't the last one checked off and first on the list

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#15

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DLB 7 years ago

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Cees Timmerman 7 years ago

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say...

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

LMAO! (FYI)

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Stille20 7 years ago

I would totally send out this card. Maybe next year.

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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA my kind of birthday card! My friends will love this! We call each other names because we have a love and understanding for one another that no one else will understand.

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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago

But, I like being alone

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

I would love to give and receive any/all of these greeting cards! THESE are a THE purpose, to keep printing greeting cards!

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As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats).

As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats).

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

WTF?! Who made them/ where can we get them?!

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Nooova 7 years ago

It's so cruel & honest 😂 I laughed so hard. Thankyou Bored Panda you give me 'inspiration' whooop. Should I give these greeting cards to my love ones? 😂😁

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Christine Santos 7 years ago

I want these allllllll

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

WTF?! Who made them/ where can we get them?!

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Nooova 7 years ago

It's so cruel & honest 😂 I laughed so hard. Thankyou Bored Panda you give me 'inspiration' whooop. Should I give these greeting cards to my love ones? 😂😁

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Christine Santos 7 years ago

I want these allllllll

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