He makes pink look tough as hell. What a good dad. Well done, sir.

All well and good until the baby farts!! ;)

Your a good Dad

So sweet!

"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, you can't prove anything!!!" - Bart Simpson

Awesome! Love this!

They look exhausted ... and completely outnumbered.

I feel sorry for her future passed-out-drunk friends ... her game's already on point.

hahaha omg xD

My father let us play with his hair - we'd scoop it up into a ridge at the top of his head and he'd make the Woody Woodpecker call. Love!!

That is horrifying xD

Looks like Mads Mikkelsen..

How did that even happen!?

Totally had this happen! That & the perpetually sicked on shoulder

What a good daddy.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHA i was scared of falling into the toilet! LOL

Free massage!!

Looks like baby powder since that is what is sitting right next to her.

concerned how long this toddlers been left unaccompanied with baby sister to do this much damage! can she still see or is she now blind :(

Getting to know recycling. Great.

Doesn't matter, the food was great .

Lucy's killing Larry. Quick, grab the camera.

Just chill, and enjoy.

But at their age that's just not curiosity, that's naughty

Thanks for the birth control.

Oh that is gross!

Concentration only a true artist could have.

Nasty!

I'm Spider-Man

Exchange

ok from all these pictures i learned a future note for myself - keep sharpies away from child's reach!!!

This child looks like he could be Jack Black's son.

son has done this so many times. But most memorable was when he did it in back of car whilst In car seat.. made a right mess!

At least they did it while they were next to the bath.

but look at their innocent little smiles!

p**s myself laughing!!

Who gives a baby hot wax? It's a solid when it's cool. Ijs

Where's the parent?

I mean... He had to learn this from someone?

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yep, I've been here with three kids in my arms.

I'm sorry, what the hell is Butt paste? Is it lube or hair remover, because no child should be able to get their hands on that.

It is mild in comparison to some of these. And he isn't hurting anyone :)

Now this is cute

Her face!!!!!

Look at the face there giving us lol 😂

ewwww

Someone call Hollywood, we found the new Spider Man!

It'd be cute if this was about the kid instead of this basic b***h mom's narcissism .

YEAH!!! wait a second...

ANOTHER SPIDER MAN

Aww :)

I think she had help. How would she get it that high up?