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People Are Laughing At This Guy’s Tinder Bio That He Wrote After Getting Crushed By 3000 Pounds
When you look death in the face it can alter your perspective and priorities. For example, after near-death experiences, people may try to live in the now more or focus on their family, well for one Imgur user his accident prompted a very different reaction.
Yes, Joe in Virginia was crushed by 3,000 pounds of hay, which as he wrote, should have killed him. Miraculously he survived but with some severe injuries including a broken pelvis. However, despite being in a wheelchair he made sure to express how thankful he was to be alive, and made it clear that he was ready to get back out there again…but not in the way you might be expecting. Scroll down below to read the inspirational post with a hilarious twist at the end.
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“2 1500lb hay bales tumbled down and crushed me against the ground”
“I should be dead, I still can’t wrap my mind around how I survived. It was pure luck”
“I have a long road to recovery ahead of me.. And it’s gonna be a painful, but that’s okay”
“Because I’m still alive, breathing, and no longer crushed under 3000lbs of hay, so I welcome any and all pain. Cause pain is a feeling, a feeling I shouldn’t be feeling anymore. But I am, cause I’m alive!!”
Even though he went through a traumatic situation, he still managed to look on the bright side of things: “And I still got that tinder game”
Some people saw the comedic side of the situation and decided to joke along
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Night Owl 7 years ago
I love his positivity and sense of humor. Considering what happened and what could have happened he is lucky and knows it. And I laughed at the comments. I bet it won't take long for him to find someone (new girlfriend or new friend) now that he's gone viral.
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
I tell girls Ive gone viral and they walk away. Think covid 19 has something to do with it
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Bumble 7 years ago
There are some people who would class themselves as unlucky...and some as lucky. I love his attitude. (still DTF lol)
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Wow, I didn't know they weight that much that's crazy. Hope he can smash again soon!
Elina Kuusisto 7 years ago
He seems like a cool guy! It's so important to stay positive and be a little light hearted when you can. Love what he had to say about dealing with his pain. Wish him all the best!!
Sabal Minor 7 years ago
Omg what a horrible plight! I had a catheter for a couple days in hospital & it was pure torture. So does he have to put one in every day or can they make permanent? Can't imagine the realization that u would have now. Hang in there!
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Hey I'm Joe. I just found this, but to answer your question, most the time I had a hole in my stomach with a tube going into my bladder. I'd have to get the tube changed every month. Other times they had that s**t going through my d**k. And sometimes both. But you'll be happy to know I'm pretty much 100 percent back to normal. Had the Cath in for about 11 months
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earringnut 7 years ago
"If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all."
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Valereee 7 years ago
He's amazing & soo positive! Sometimes we have to accept what has happened to us & move on!!
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Thank you! And so true. Life's a garden, dig it
Load More Replies... Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Hey everybody, I'm Joe from the story. I'm back to normal, no more tubes coming out of my d**k and you will all be happy to know that I can still get hard all on my own! (With monthly injections of testosterone and plenty of Viagra) but I take the medicine all by myself! So its my boner. But enough about my d**k. I can run, jump, play sports, and ride bikes. I'm essentially back to normal! Medical science is an amazing thing. And so are people like yourselves. All though I did not see this till now, comments like these and even the f****d up ones kept my spirits high while recovering. I was by myself, in a state where I had no family, no friends, recovering in a rehab for old people. I looked forward to reading the comments everyday.it was the one thing I looked forward to everyday
Nancy Massi 7 years ago
Great sense of humor and determination in dealing with a horrendous accident. So sorry for the pain he must be experiencing, hope he heals quickly!
Night Owl 7 years ago
I love his positivity and sense of humor. Considering what happened and what could have happened he is lucky and knows it. And I laughed at the comments. I bet it won't take long for him to find someone (new girlfriend or new friend) now that he's gone viral.
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
I tell girls Ive gone viral and they walk away. Think covid 19 has something to do with it
Load More Replies... Bumble 7 years ago
There are some people who would class themselves as unlucky...and some as lucky. I love his attitude. (still DTF lol)
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Wow, I didn't know they weight that much that's crazy. Hope he can smash again soon!
Elina Kuusisto 7 years ago
He seems like a cool guy! It's so important to stay positive and be a little light hearted when you can. Love what he had to say about dealing with his pain. Wish him all the best!!
Sabal Minor 7 years ago
Omg what a horrible plight! I had a catheter for a couple days in hospital & it was pure torture. So does he have to put one in every day or can they make permanent? Can't imagine the realization that u would have now. Hang in there!
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Hey I'm Joe. I just found this, but to answer your question, most the time I had a hole in my stomach with a tube going into my bladder. I'd have to get the tube changed every month. Other times they had that s**t going through my d**k. And sometimes both. But you'll be happy to know I'm pretty much 100 percent back to normal. Had the Cath in for about 11 months
Load More Replies... earringnut 7 years ago
"If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all."
Load More Replies... Valereee 7 years ago
He's amazing & soo positive! Sometimes we have to accept what has happened to us & move on!!
Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Thank you! And so true. Life's a garden, dig it
Load More Replies... Joseph Pinkham 5 years ago
Hey everybody, I'm Joe from the story. I'm back to normal, no more tubes coming out of my d**k and you will all be happy to know that I can still get hard all on my own! (With monthly injections of testosterone and plenty of Viagra) but I take the medicine all by myself! So its my boner. But enough about my d**k. I can run, jump, play sports, and ride bikes. I'm essentially back to normal! Medical science is an amazing thing. And so are people like yourselves. All though I did not see this till now, comments like these and even the f****d up ones kept my spirits high while recovering. I was by myself, in a state where I had no family, no friends, recovering in a rehab for old people. I looked forward to reading the comments everyday.it was the one thing I looked forward to everyday
Nancy Massi 7 years ago
Great sense of humor and determination in dealing with a horrendous accident. So sorry for the pain he must be experiencing, hope he heals quickly!
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