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There's no such thing as spending the night with your human. Follow this guide to get the best out of it! I created it together with topito.
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#1
The Creep
Final score:
134points
BrandyHawkes-Kavanagh 10 years ago
both my cats do this, they take turns. THEY LITERALLY TAKE TURNS CREEPING ME!
MPaulaWhelan 10 years ago
I think it means that the cat creeps closer and closer looking for your body heat and your breath.
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#2
The Who's-da-boss
Final score:
114points
#3
The Jet-lag
Final score:
112points
SébastienVaucaire 10 years ago
Really? You translated «Le décalage horaire» as "Jetlag"? Try "Time difference". Not perfect but a damn sight closer.
#4
The Marriage Counselor
Final score:
108points
JannProvencher 10 years ago
Before my divorce my cat used to hiss and growl at my ex when he came to bed. Now my cat sleeps on his old side of the bed & still looks smug as hell sleeping there as if he's thinking " she's all mine"! He's the jealous type lol
Holly Deegan 9 years ago
I have one of my 6 cats lay between us either up by the pillows or down by our arms.
CassandraOgle 10 years ago
This is how I prefer to sleep with my cat, but mostly she goes out in the living room and sleeps on the couch. Sometimes she takes over my pillow lol
#5
The Asphyxia
Final score:
105points
LianeFleury 10 years ago
My kitten is 5 months old. When he was just a baby this was no problem. But NOW!!!!! Can't breath. Lol
#6
The Present
Final score:
88points
CrisJs 10 years ago
My best friend's cat leaves dead mice on her bed every morning. Breakfast in bed!
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ChristinaKilcline 10 years ago
I love this one. My hamster ran away and my cat brought him back to me in the middle of the night when I was asleep, alive and unharmed!
Loliebelle Olsen 9 years ago
Hey, mine dropped a live one in bed. It was hiding under the pillow. Almost had a heart attack when I felt something moving, lol.
VivienCollins 10 years ago
I found a headless bird on my pillow once...never did find that head...
#7
The Octopus
Final score:
85points
ElenaN 10 years ago
If you dare remove it the Octopuss will wrap it's clawed tentacles around your face and kill you.
KyleSoliday 9 years ago
hahaha, human will try to remove me, human will die!
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#8
The Paralysis
Final score:
85points
#9
The Who's-da-super-boss
Final score:
82points
#10
The Minefield
Final score:
82points
KeithHeath 10 years ago
Except we have multiple and the claim sections of the bed. We end up sleeping as if the bed is a twister mat.
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BeckyWhitehall 10 years ago
My cat always sits on me... I am not your cushion at night!!! Okay maybe I am...
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
Pet my belly... C'mooooooon, you know you wanna pet my belly! Look, I present it to you for petting! I even wriggle closer, belly first, pleading for you to touch the belly. C'mon... Just touch it's! You know you gotta! C'mon! * hand gets within striking distance, and all the pointy things embed themselves *
BeckyWhitehall 10 years ago
My cat always sits on me... I am not your cushion at night!!! Okay maybe I am...
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
Pet my belly... C'mooooooon, you know you wanna pet my belly! Look, I present it to you for petting! I even wriggle closer, belly first, pleading for you to touch the belly. C'mon... Just touch it's! You know you gotta! C'mon! * hand gets within striking distance, and all the pointy things embed themselves *
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