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When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!

Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.

Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.

Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.

More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)

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Askhole

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Bedgasm

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Textpectation

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Chairdrobe

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Masturdating

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Cellfish

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Nonversation

Nonversation

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Destinesia

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Errorist

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Carcolepsy

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Ambitchous

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Hiberdating

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Youniverse

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Internesting

Internesting

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Columbusing

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Unkeyboardinated

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Afterclap

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Beerboarding

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Dudevorce

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Epiphanot

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Unlightening

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Nerdjacking

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Nomonym

Nomonym

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Doppelbanger

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#33 - Irrightional

#33 - Irrightional

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Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

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#asstag

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Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

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Typerventilating

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Juggersnot

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Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

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Chiptease

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Eglaf

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Unbarrassed

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Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined

Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined

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Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

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Onlineness

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Presstitute

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Masturwait

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Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

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Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

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Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

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Stupitch

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Possibility Rush

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Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous

Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous

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#57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

#57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

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Factivist

Factivist

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Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

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Mysteriopgraphy

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Slave-at-home Mom

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Play Design

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Wordssesive

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Extralineaphobia

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Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

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Gaddiction

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Punditritus

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Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

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Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

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Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous

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