Or constantly ask for your advice, but never take it.

So THAT'S what you call it. Been having those for years.

What do you call the feeling of gratification you get when someone responds to your text?

Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?

It's a verb

So very common things recently, represented nicely with the word.

I like to think of it more as silentsation. ie:speaking without talking.

So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!

plausibly a polite way to say idiot?

Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!

The ambitious b***h! Love it! <3

Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.

Helpful description of narcissists.

Perfect description.

love this

Way too long and too unkeyboardinated to get popular :P

There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.

It could be also wineboarding...!

#awesome

"Stupid" is too harsh.

Viewers of Fox News

This would be a verb, not a noun!

Homonom would work much better for this one.

Creepy s**t...

In this case "he" would be quite right. How I love irony!

Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.

there are a lot of those around...

Hahaha! this is a good one! Not that it ever happened to me! XD

Never before in the history of mankind have so many been so aware of the typerventilating histrionics of one single man

Humongersnot.