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Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies
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Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

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If sending your enemies a load of horse poo is too extreme, you can now also send them a bag of sweet, tasty gummy dicks, along with a bold-type message encouraging them to go ahead and eat that bag of dicks.

This innovative, important and invaluable service is provided by dicksbymail.com. $15 plus shipping will earn you the right to send a bag of sugary dicks to the enemy (or friend) of your choice. The site also has a friendly reminder about their service: “It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

More info: dicksbymail.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: laughingsquid)

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Dovas

Dovas

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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Dovas

Dovas

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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oogert
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people like my boss, friends, and grandmother would get a kick out of receiving this in the mail, but i could see how it might upset others

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