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Few contemporary "novels" have been parodied quite as much as Fifty Shades of Grey. We've had Fifty Sheds of Grey, Fifty Shades of O.J, and Fifty Shades of Black just to name a few. Hilarious. All of them. But of all the variations that we've come across so far (no pun intended), none come close to being as funny as 50 Nerds of Grey.
The Twitter account has amassed over 200k followers and it's easy to see why when you read the nerd-infused erotica. It's totally safe for work so you can read it at your desk. The only thing you have to worry about is having to explain to your boss why you're laughing so much. So for those of you who complain about the Fifty Shades trilogy, don't. After all, we wouldn't have comedy brilliance like this without it.
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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Damn right. I installed that c**p and spent the next 4 days getting nowhere with it and going back to W7.
Colin McGregor 9 years ago
It's microsofts fault you can't figure out a simple OS?
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Jacob Persico 8 years ago
Windows 8 sucks. The best one is Windows 7, it's user friendly, is not a privacy issue like Win10 and doesn't control what you have installed the way Win10 does.
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AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
That's really beyond sadistic. No one has been bad enough to deserve that.
Claire Stott 9 years ago
What?! You mean we can go back???? I am less than computer savvy but this windows 10 shite is just making it more confusing!!..Plus for some reason I now have no sound...
Gitta Landgraf 9 years ago
Still laughing! Took me some time to get acquainted to WINDOWS 10! Now I#M getting along! I always send a little prayer to heaven before getting online... :-) :-) :-)
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Kate Young 9 years ago
Ok, lest get serious here! A minute? 60 seconds? That's just crazy talk!
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Dina Slaoui 9 years ago
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Mujibur Bhuniyan 9 years ago
You know you are a nerd when you actually try to calculate the math in the joke.
Mujibur Bhuniyan 9 years ago
And the answer is just a little greater than 4.
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Marla Nargundkar 9 years ago
"Oh!" She screamed, "I can't take so much mathematical ambiguity!" "Tell me" she begged and moaned..."Tell me where you want the parentheses"
Marla Nargundkar 9 years ago
Her stamina and flexibility were astounding! She could calculate this 3 ways! 5.68, 1.64 or 4.13. He was no match for her calculating prowess!
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David Karapetjan 9 years ago
unfortunately upon one of their sessions he forgot safe word...and so he had to ask support for help.
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Jose Montero 8 years ago
Hard work if you are trying to access your neighbor's Wi Fi. Good Luck.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
"I'm going to put as many balls into your hole as I possibly can," he said "that was blunt" she replied
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Warren Cancilla 9 years ago
and a new HP play (HP & the Cursed Child) and wizarding world Movie (Fantastic Beasts and where to find them) and amusement parks...
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
...Then proceeded to pick up his PS4 controller with her greasy fingers
Faizan Munir Khan Rajput 9 years ago
Oh the horror! I banish thee Satan back to Hell!
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I thought this was going to be someone itching a part of his back he couldn't' get too ... still not disappointed.
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Tora Wookiee Macaw 9 years ago
Its like trying to write important stuff on a dungeons and dragons character sheet.
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Tora Wookiee Macaw 9 years ago
My WOW character is a higher than yours.... much higher..... My WOW character is a higher level than yours.... much higher.....
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Ashley Sheridan 9 years ago
So the "author" of this "article" couldn't even be bothered to find out the name of this famous comedian? This would have taken all of 2 minutes to find this out. This is what you get for click-bait articles written by college kids trying to make some pocket money.
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What do you think ?
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Her: "You seem pretty confident holding that thing in your hand" Him: "I am, I've always done mathematical equations with a pen"
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
Blessed are the nerds, for they keep civilization from crashing. And they have a wicked sense of humor!
William Safford 8 years ago
So far this sounds better than the original; can't wait for the movie.
fake windows update 9 years ago
i cant resist.. when reading #1 i must link to www.fakewindowsupdates.com - please forgive :)
Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago
This is EASILY the funniest thing I have ever read! Isnt that the comedian/actor from The Watch??
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Her: "You seem pretty confident holding that thing in your hand" Him: "I am, I've always done mathematical equations with a pen"
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
Blessed are the nerds, for they keep civilization from crashing. And they have a wicked sense of humor!
William Safford 8 years ago
So far this sounds better than the original; can't wait for the movie.
fake windows update 9 years ago
i cant resist.. when reading #1 i must link to www.fakewindowsupdates.com - please forgive :)
Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago
This is EASILY the funniest thing I have ever read! Isnt that the comedian/actor from The Watch??
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